No dude he’s referencing when he told TheBeth he thought his dick “was of average size, but how would I know?” And she said pics, and he said can’t do that, and she said well just outline it on a piece of paper.
Know your TNation lore!
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
You really don’t want to see mine. looks like I’m pregnant. Even my boobs are swollen. [/quote]
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Well played, my dear Emily. Well played.[/quote]
Well, you could take a piece of paper…[/quote]
LOL[/quote]
Think pert B to heavy C. [/quote]
So what you’re saying is that tonight would not be the most ideal of nights to do the Twerkin’ Elmo photoshoot?
[quote]csulli wrote:
No dude he’s referencing when he told TheBeth he thought his dick “was of average size, but how would I know?” And she said pics, and he said can’t do that, and she said well just outline it on a piece of paper.
Know your TNation lore![/quote]
Never seen that jive.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
No dude he’s referencing when he told TheBeth he thought his dick “was of average size, but how would I know?” And she said pics, and he said can’t do that, and she said well just outline it on a piece of paper.
Know your TNation lore![/quote]
Never seen that jive.[/quote]
Here’s that jive.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Here is what I dont get.
I never had the hot dog down a hallway feeling.
Some petite girls where a bit tight.
Not that I was complaining.
But I am not hung like a moose.
I am, probably, how would I know (!?), perfectly average.
What gives?[/quote]
Pics? [/quote]
Maybe with a coke can so that you can draw your own conclusions. [/quote]
draw an outline of it on paper. then take a pic with a ruler next to the outline for comparison.[/quote]
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
You really don’t want to see mine. looks like I’m pregnant. Even my boobs are swollen. [/quote]
[/quote]
Well played, my dear Emily. Well played.[/quote]
Well, you could take a piece of paper…[/quote]
LOL[/quote]
Think pert B to heavy C. [/quote]
So what you’re saying is that tonight would not be the most ideal of nights to do the Twerkin’ Elmo photoshoot?
[/quote]
Ha! actually its the perfect time. plenty of jiggle instead of a hard ass that doesn’t move a whole lot. I had hoped you forgot about that, but I haven’t received any panties in the mail and that was part of the agreement, sooo…
[quote]csulli wrote:
No dude he’s referencing when he told TheBeth he thought his dick “was of average size, but how would I know?” And she said pics, and he said can’t do that, and she said well just outline it on a piece of paper.
Know your TNation lore![/quote]
You pay attention. I must harness this quality. Marry me.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
No dude he’s referencing when he told TheBeth he thought his dick “was of average size, but how would I know?” And she said pics, and he said can’t do that, and she said well just outline it on a piece of paper.
Know your TNation lore![/quote]
You pay attention. I must harness this quality. Marry me.[/quote]
For the second time I heartily concur 
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]theBeth wrote:
You really don’t want to see mine. looks like I’m pregnant. Even my boobs are swollen. [/quote]
[/quote]
Well played, my dear Emily. Well played.[/quote]
Well, you could take a piece of paper…[/quote]
LOL[/quote]
Think pert B to heavy C. [/quote]
So what you’re saying is that tonight would not be the most ideal of nights to do the Twerkin’ Elmo photoshoot?
[/quote]
Ha! actually its the perfect time. plenty of jiggle instead of a hard ass that doesn’t move a whole lot. I had hoped you forgot about that, but I haven’t received any panties in the mail and that was part of the agreement, sooo…[/quote]
No one gone on ebay/craigslist yet to buy you one?
DSSG is not sure if he is on T-Nation anymore.
the mentally weak wanna be athletes look like the OP. to weak to push the pies away or eat in moderation… all wat to get “huge”, but they all end up looking like the OP. the soft non athletic look… dosent even look like an athlete… to weak mentally to be a real athlete that’ll stand on the podium. dime a dozen wanna be…its thanksgicing, so i gotta eat like a pig “to get huge” hahahahaha!! take up bowling…
[quote]spk wrote:
the mentally weak wanna be athletes look like the OP. to weak to push the pies away or eat in moderation… all wat to get “huge”, but they all end up looking like the OP. the soft non athletic look… dosent even look like an athlete… to weak mentally to be a real athlete that’ll stand on the podium. dime a dozen wanna be…its thanksgicing, so i gotta eat like a pig “to get huge” hahahahaha!! take up bowling…[/quote]
whos trolling. isnt this an athletic forum? OP eats like a pig… has a big gut…not smart. real athletes dont do that.
on the other hand, i keep fogetting most on here that post are bodybuilders and powerlifters and their mentality is get huge… my athletic background is way different. i understand, but dont agree with the menality of getting fat looking then diet then repeat… unhealthy for 1 thing, and half the time you look like a fat slob. so what if you bench300, you eat like a pig, put on 25 pounds of fat then your bench goes up to 330…
who cares… look at the way you look half the time… then diet come summer time… dumb…i am glad i’m lean and cut year round… i have friends that are very very good artbb , but i dont agree with how they do things… the look like frank zane 2 months and the other 10 they look like the OP. fat…not trolling…
[quote]spk wrote:
whos trolling. isnt this an athletic forum? OP eats like a pig… has a big gut…not smart. real athletes dont do that.
on the other hand, i keep fogetting most on here that post are bodybuilders and powerlifters and their mentality is get huge… my athletic background is way different. i understand, but dont agree with the menality of getting fat looking then diet then repeat… unhealthy for 1 thing, and half the time you look like a fat slob. so what if you bench300, you eat like a pig, put on 25 pounds of fat then your bench goes up to 330…
who cares… look at the way you look half the time… then diet come summer time… dumb…i am glad i’m lean and cut year round… i have friends that are very very good artbb , but i dont agree with how they do things… the look like frank zane 2 months and the other 10 they look like the OP. fat…not trolling… [/quote]
This is the OP.
Go ahead and post a picture of yourself leaner than that. I’ll be waiting. Probably forever.
He just ate a bunch of food and pushed his stomach out to take a funny picture. How could you not have immediately grasped that? You have got to be colossally stupid lol.
[quote]spk wrote:
the mentally weak wanna be athletes look like the OP. to weak to push the pies away or eat in moderation… all wat to get “huge”, but they all end up looking like the OP. the soft non athletic look… dosent even look like an athlete… to weak mentally to be a real athlete that’ll stand on the podium. dime a dozen wanna be…its thanksgicing, so i gotta eat like a pig “to get huge” hahahahaha!! take up bowling…[/quote]
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Ha! actually its the perfect time. plenty of jiggle instead of a hard ass that doesn’t move a whole lot. I had hoped you forgot about that, but I haven’t received any panties in the mail and that was part of the agreement, sooo…[/quote]
You were expecting me to email them to you, I take it?
stay in this shape year round… this race was brutal… http://www.sport.be/uciworldcyclingtour/2013/fotospecial/index.html?fotospecial_id=11215&foto_order=5&language_id=3
still waiting for a pic of beth’s bloated boobs.
[quote]spk wrote:
stay in this shape year round… this race was brutal… http://www.sport.be/uciworldcyclingtour/2013/fotospecial/index.html?fotospecial_id=11215&foto_order=5&language_id=3 [/quote]
LOL. You’re lean, but skinny.
Look at OP’s avi, that’s his pic probably from the morning of Thanksgiving. Him, myself, and few others on FB have kind of a ‘bloat-off’ in eating on Thanksgiving. Paulie use to be fat, and is probably OVERLY safe with his caloric intake. Dude literally has gained maybe 5 lbs in 3-4 months so far during his ‘bulk’. OP is bigger, stronger, and 4-6 weeks away from being as lean. So what are you doing here?
[quote]spk wrote:
stay in this shape year round… this race was brutal… http://www.sport.be/uciworldcyclingtour/2013/fotospecial/index.html?fotospecial_id=11215&foto_order=5&language_id=3 [/quote]
“Athlete”
[quote]spk wrote:
stay in this shape year round… this race was brutal… http://www.sport.be/uciworldcyclingtour/2013/fotospecial/index.html?fotospecial_id=11215&foto_order=5&language_id=3[/quote]
You are telling us that you are Charly Gaul Decarli. Really?
