Tank Tops

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

That is more of a muscle shirt than a tank top.

Tank tops have thinner straps over the shoulder.

You find him sexy and HE may be gay? Hmmm.[/quote]

Yes I find him sexy
and yes he may be gay

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB[/quote]

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.”

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[quote]harris447 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Dude, do you do isolation work for your taint or just compound stuff?

My Alsace-Lorraine is really lagging.

[/quote]

Yeah, you pretty much have to do isolation work if you want your taint to be impressive. I’ve seen plenty of guys in the gym who have strong taints, but you’d never know it because they only work compounds and haven’t gained any appreciable mass. The taint muscles are much like the Flexor Carpi in that in order for it to really “pop”, you need to do a lot of isolation work, including unilateral work in order to stave off imbalances.

You really have to be careful that you keep to heavy loads and low reps. Higher rep schemes will lead to vascularization in the region, which I highly discourage. Any woman who has gone through a prolonged labor with a lot of heavy pushing can vouch for this.

If performance is your concern, and let’s be honest, no one wants to be “all show and no go”, you need to work on explosive “activity specific” movements, like Turkish Tossoffs, Bulgarian Worm Burps or PASTS (partner-assisted spunk throws). Plyometric movements can be a nice change of pace.

The taint is very susceptible to overuse injuries, so I recommend going with no more than 2x a week. A lot of my best gains have come from going only 1x a week before squats or DLs.

Give it a go and let us know how it works out for you.

DB

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[quote]alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.” [/quote]

Look, he’s 6’1" and 175 lbs. That may be average for a soccer player or tennis player, but not T-Nation. His physique is not even as impressive as Agassi or Sampras. He’s a tennis player, so he doesn’t need to be muscular. But to come on a bodybuilding website and call this guy’s physique impressive? Get real.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB[/quote]

He wears capri pants… Ha that is so gay. Capris are the gayest thing to come out in recent fashion. Add some of those g-string flip flops that seem to be in vogue, you are now undenieably gay. I have more muscle in my taint… Good one!

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[quote]Tin Can wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

He wears capri pants… Ha that is so gay. Capris are the gayest thing to come out in recent fashion. Add some of those g-string flip flops that seem to be in vogue, you are now undenieably gay. I have more muscle in my taint… Good one![/quote]

i wear capri pants

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[quote]alstan90 wrote:
Tin Can wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

He wears capri pants… Ha that is so gay. Capris are the gayest thing to come out in recent fashion. Add some of those g-string flip flops that seem to be in vogue, you are now undenieably gay. I have more muscle in my taint… Good one!

i wear capri pants[/quote]

Die thread, die…

DB

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If your wife beater has cum stains on the back around your ass and poo-hole-pounding-pudding strains in the front by your crotch, you might be gay. Other then that I’d say it’s just a type of shirt.

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BTW, I have to say that for reasons I won’t get into, I won’t wear capri pants…THAT SHIT’S FUCKIN! GAY SON!!!

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Lol. Wideguy, that is some funny shit!!

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Dudes are wearing capri pants? Get the fuck outta here!

If I see one dude with high heels on…

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I opened this thread expecting it to be full of hot girls in little shirts.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.”

Look, he’s 6’1" and 175 lbs. That may be average for a soccer player or tennis player, but not T-Nation. His physique is not even as impressive as Agassi or Sampras. He’s a tennis player, so he doesn’t need to be muscular. But to come on a bodybuilding website and call this guy’s physique impressive? Get real.

DB[/quote]

Sorry to dissapoint you DB but I have the feeling that there are a very large number of posters here who would really be happy to have a body like yo-yo boy.
I’m not being judgemental but reading through a large number of threads I constantly get the impression that something is rotten in Denmark.
Anytime somebody posts a decent shot of himself you get the following comments from 80% of the crowd…
“hey man…that’s what I’m working towards”.
“hey dude…can you give me your routine.”
Or…“hey awsome man…what’s your diet look like.”

It’s as if these posters have not read a thing on this site and as soon as they see somebody with a decent looking body they are ready to throw away whatever they were doing or more probably not doing and “learn the real secret” from the poster boy of that particular day.

“cool man…that’s exactly what I want to look like just as soon as I sew my mouth shut and actually start to workout with some degree of consistency.”

It’s time to stop reading every workout known to man and actually pick up a fucking weight.

Rant over.

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Wow.

I have a shirt with the sleeves ripped off but it was becuase I was trail running, had to shit, wiped my ass with the sleeves. I have had the shirt since 1995.

I have some beaters but I wear as undershirts. Sometimes I will just wear it around the house while swiggin on an old milwaukee; to intimidate the wife.

I was thinking when he said “look gay” he meant gay as in retarded; that was my translation though.

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[quote]Snoop wrote:
Wow.

I have a shirt with the sleeves ripped off but it was becuase I was trail running, had to shit, wiped my ass with the sleeves. I have had the shirt since 1995.

I have some beaters but I wear as undershirts. Sometimes I will just wear it around the house while swiggin on an old milwaukee; to intimidate the wife.

I was thinking when he said “look gay” he meant gay as in retarded; that was my translation though.[/quote]

That is one of the best stories I’ve ever read. Was it short sleeved? Cotton? Cotton/Lycra/Poly blend? This is important as I want to make sure what type of shirt is best for trail running in case this ever happens to me. I don’t think something like an Under Armour heat/cold shirt would work too well in this scenario.

DB

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[quote]WideGuy wrote:
If it’s a formal setting then I wear a collared shirt, pants, shoes ect. If it’s a very casual enviroment ie. a bar, club, supermarket, mall, wild party at a friends house I LOOOVE rocking a beater. [/quote]

“If it’s formal, you know, i’ll wear…shoes…you know…maybe, socks…you know…pants…maybe a shirt…”

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.”

Look, he’s 6’1" and 175 lbs. That may be average for a soccer player or tennis player, but not T-Nation. His physique is not even as impressive as Agassi or Sampras. He’s a tennis player, so he doesn’t need to be muscular. But to come on a bodybuilding website and call this guy’s physique impressive? Get real.

DB[/quote]

Bollocks, his physique is certainly much more impressive than sampras. And actually nadal is 187lbs or 85kg’s

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=nadal

Sampras was 170lbs

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=Sampras,+Pete

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[quote]alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.”

Look, he’s 6’1" and 175 lbs. That may be average for a soccer player or tennis player, but not T-Nation. His physique is not even as impressive as Agassi or Sampras. He’s a tennis player, so he doesn’t need to be muscular. But to come on a bodybuilding website and call this guy’s physique impressive? Get real.

DB

Bollocks, his physique is certainly much more impressive than sampras. And actually nadal is 187lbs or 85kg’s

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=nadal

Sampras was 170lbs

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=Sampras,+Pete

[/quote]

Would you please just blow this guy already and leave this thread to the tank tops???

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
alstan90 wrote:
I think he’s really sexy, and for you guys who may not know, he’s the number 2 ranked tennis player in the world called Rafael Nadal, he’s Spanish, and perhaps the only tennis player with a physique I find impressive, but he always where’s tank tops, and their is speculation he might be gay.

It could also be that he wears fucking Capri pants and sticks the extra tennis ball in his butt while he serves.

And btw, his physique is impressive, like a distance runner’s.[sarcasm].
I have more muscle in my taint.

DB

Cmon mate, for a tennis player he’s pretty big, and for a distance runner he’s huge, it’s just that for most of the people here on T-Nation he’s just “average.”

Look, he’s 6’1" and 175 lbs. That may be average for a soccer player or tennis player, but not T-Nation. His physique is not even as impressive as Agassi or Sampras. He’s a tennis player, so he doesn’t need to be muscular. But to come on a bodybuilding website and call this guy’s physique impressive? Get real.

DB

Bollocks, his physique is certainly much more impressive than sampras. And actually nadal is 187lbs or 85kg’s

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=nadal

Sampras was 170lbs

http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/default2.asp?playersearch=Sampras,+Pete

Would you please just blow this guy already and leave this thread to the tank tops???

DB[/quote]

If only, I wish…

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[quote]carter12 wrote:
Dudes are wearing capri pants? Get the fuck outta here!

If I see one dude with high heels on… [/quote]

Hmm. Do my cowboy boots count as high heels? When cowboy boots become the official footwear of gay people, I think I will cry. (No comments about brokeback mountain either)