T-Nation's Black Guy in a Horror Movie

[quote]Amiright wrote:
Black in a slasher film?!? you all die… thought that was obvious. [/quote]

Agreed, but sometimes, the movie rules get broken. Maybe Obama is to blame but the black guy lived in the movie Event Horizon. Granted he wasn’t the lead, but he did make it to the end!

I look forward to the day when little black boys and little black girls can make it to the end of a slasher flick without even one chopped finger, axe to the groin, or hole in the head.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Wes Craven, will shall be free at last.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Amiright wrote:
Black in a slasher film?!? you all die… thought that was obvious. [/quote]

Agreed, but sometimes, the movie rules get broken. Maybe Obama is to blame but the black guy lived in the movie Event Horizon. Granted he wasn’t the lead, but he did make it to the end!

I look forward to the day when little black boys and little black girls can make it to the end of a slasher flick without even one chopped finger, axe to the groin, or hole in the head.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Wes Craven, will shall be free at last.[/quote]

Busta Rhymes didnt die in Halloween. Neither did LL.

One of us has to make it, man. Have some faith, bro.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Amiright wrote:
Black in a slasher film?!? you all die… thought that was obvious. [/quote]

Agreed, but sometimes, the movie rules get broken. Maybe Obama is to blame but the black guy lived in the movie Event Horizon. Granted he wasn’t the lead, but he did make it to the end!

I look forward to the day when little black boys and little black girls can make it to the end of a slasher flick without even one chopped finger, axe to the groin, or hole in the head.

Free at last, free at last. Thank Wes Craven, will shall be free at last.[/quote]

Busta Rhymes didnt die in Halloween. Neither did LL.

One of us has to make it, man. Have some faith, bro.[/quote]

Dude, how many ways did that Holloween suck?

They were video taping all of it and they still get picked off.

How dare you, Doug…how dare you!

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
[/quote]

I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.

P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.


Vote: Everyone

Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.

Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.

Wol because he’s class of 2005.

Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.

SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.

Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
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GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.
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Black Irish.[/quote]

So I guess that makes you my Cousin Chris

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
If the movie is made by M. Night Shyamalan, everyone lives because none of the people were actually black. It turns out they were aliens who had died, but didn’t know it and lived in a small colony by themselves amongst angry trees, and they pretended to be black to scare outsiders away.[/quote]

Is that Shyamalan or L. Ron Hubbard?

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Hallowed wrote:
Brother Chris.
God saves him from demon end movie.
Can’t you just see him holding up the cross?
[/quote]

I suppose now is as good as any time to pick up Jive, ‘n I’m layin’ it on you straight lil mama.

P.S. Black Irish…not the same thing as black.


Vote: Everyone

Prof because he’s got anesthesia and a katana sword, he’d tell them straight up that he pity the fool that doesn’t floss and brush his teeth twice a day. He would politely cough inform them they need to have a full dental check up and cleaning.

Big Boss because no one from Texas ever dies (except for the chainsaw movie) in movies especially a black guy in the military. He’s like Laurence Fishburne (without the porn star for a daughter) in Predators. Plus he could always get them leanin’ with that syrup down in Texas, they got.

Wol because he’s class of 2005.

Soulja Boy Tell’em and Pootie Tang because they’d get them cross faded on weed and liquor.

SickAbz because they’d be to distracted by his underage entourage of junior high school girls that look like they are twenty.

Oh, forgot…Count because they’d drop laughing at a 300 pound black man that sparkles.
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GODDAMIT. Are you Black or Black Irish? Cuz if you’re Black Irish UR MY PEOPLE.
[/quote]

Black Irish.[/quote]

So I guess that makes you my Future Ex-Husband Chris[/quote]

Yes.

If X is the killer, I’d just strike out running like the African in “The Gods Must Be Crazy”…loin cloth and all…slapping everyone I see with a T-BONE steak…as BEEF is his weakness! Worst case scenario, he eats you…and even WORSER he licks you to death…LOL. I take refuge in a room full of dreaded TREADMILLS and ELYPTICAL machines…LMAO!

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
It’s a Martin Scorsese film. Everyone dies.[/quote]

No, its a Michael Bay film…

EXPLOSIONS!!!

with a 1 token black guy who plays comic relief

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
If X is the killer, I’d just strike out running like the African in “The Gods Must Be Crazy”…loin cloth and all…slapping everyone I see with a T-BONE steak…as BEEF is his weakness! Worst case scenario, he eats you…and even WORSER he licks you to death…LOL. I take refuge in a room full of dreaded TREADMILLS and ELYPTICAL machines…LMAO! [/quote]

I have an amulet for that…so treadmills no longer are my mortal enemy.

Now, throw a fat chick wearing slippers who drags her feet when she walks and I will run away screaming like a little girl.

They iz my Kryptonite.

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Well I guess I’m not black anymore.

Fuck you Cunt Rockula.[/quote]

Black…guy[/quote]

If it was black… person, I still won’t be counted in.

sigh

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Well I guess I’m not black anymore.

Fuck you Cunt Rockula.[/quote]

Black…guy[/quote]

If it was black… person, I still won’t be counted in.

sigh
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Well as long as you don’t drag your feet, I’ll consider you a black person, otherwise you’re a retard.

I would get killed boning white chicks… One rule in horror flicks somebody is always getting some trim at the wrong time. Nikki you can be the chick watching my masterful performance outside the cabin. Then watch my untimely demise.

Shit, first I’m not even included in the black count, now I can’t have a sex scene with Pootie?

FML.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Shit, first I’m not even included in the black count, now I can’t have a sex scene with Pootie?

FML.[/quote]

I need to see ID first. Then maybe we can ask the director for re-writes. Plus there’s a rumor going around that your 4’11".

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Shit, first I’m not even included in the black count, now I can’t have a sex scene with Pootie?

FML.[/quote]

I need to see ID first. Then maybe we can ask the director for re-writes. Plus there’s a rumor going around that your 4’11". [/quote]

My pics are my credentials. If you need more than that, then you’ve got the ghey

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Shit, first I’m not even included in the black count, now I can’t have a sex scene with Pootie?

FML.[/quote]

I need to see ID first. Then maybe we can ask the director for re-writes. Plus there’s a rumor going around that your 4’11". [/quote]

My pics are my credentials. If you need more than that, then you’ve got the ghey[/quote]

Oh the pics are MORE than promising. But im not ghey for prison.

They can put our scene in the directors cut. I don’t fake my scenes though. Just so you know.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
If X is the killer, I’d just strike out running like the African in “The Gods Must Be Crazy”…loin cloth and all…slapping everyone I see with a T-BONE steak…as BEEF is his weakness! Worst case scenario, he eats you…and even WORSER he licks you to death…LOL. I take refuge in a room full of dreaded TREADMILLS and ELYPTICAL machines…LMAO! [/quote]

I have an amulet for that…so treadmills no longer are my mortal enemy.

Now, throw a fat chick wearing slippers who drags her feet when she walks and I will run away screaming like a little girl.

They iz my Kryptonite.[/quote]

A BITCH! I just died trynna “throw a fat chick wearing slippers who drags her feet”…I BROKE MY DAMN BACK, TRYNNA PICK HER UP!

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:
If X is the killer, I’d just strike out running like the African in “The Gods Must Be Crazy”…loin cloth and all…slapping everyone I see with a T-BONE steak…as BEEF is his weakness! Worst case scenario, he eats you…and even WORSER he licks you to death…LOL. I take refuge in a room full of dreaded TREADMILLS and ELYPTICAL machines…LMAO! [/quote]

I have an amulet for that…so treadmills no longer are my mortal enemy.

Now, throw a fat chick wearing slippers who drags her feet when she walks and I will run away screaming like a little girl.

They iz my Kryptonite.[/quote]

A BITCH! I just died trynna “throw a fat chick wearing slippers who drags her feet”…I BROKE MY DAMN BACK, TRYNNA PICK HER UP![/quote]

I do cable crossovers with fat chicks.

Part of me dies whenever black people die in horror films. But I’m only like 10-20% black so i guess only 10-20% of me dies.