[quote]michael2507 wrote:
doogie wrote:
I just remembered the Nazi Jason R. Baran or Baron or something.
He was pure gold.
Do you have a link?[/quote]
Not directly to old threads, but this is the same guy:
http://jloughnan.tripod.com/jasonism.htm
That should give you a pretty good idea of what each and every thread he posted on turned into.
[quote]doogie wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
doogie wrote:
I just remembered the Nazi Jason R. Baran or Baron or something.
He was pure gold.
Do you have a link?
Not directly to old threads, but this is the same guy:
http://jloughnan.tripod.com/jasonism.htm
That should give you a pretty good idea of what each and every thread he posted on turned into.[/quote]
Thanks.
michael 2507 posted:
"…My main contender for the “Greatest Troll Which Turned Out Not To Be A Troll But Hell, It Was Fun Anyway, Award…”
Boy…I bet Karma could tell you some stories about how she was actually felt to be a Transvestite Troll in the beginning…and how she pissed off just about every Woman on the site!
LOL!
She has to AT LEAST be in the running for the award!
Mufasa
Baran was not only a Neo-Nazi/ White Separatist/White Supremacist/Anti-Semite…but he ALSO admitted to having severe Bi-Polar illness and to often posting while being off his meds.
He was “interesting” indeed…
Mufasa
[quote]Mufasa wrote:
michael 2507 posted:
"…My main contender for the “Greatest Troll Which Turned Out Not To Be A Troll But Hell, It Was Fun Anyway, Award…”
Boy…I bet Karma could tell you some stories about how she was actually felt to be a Transvestite Troll in the beginning…and how she pissed off just about every Woman on the site!
LOL!
She has to AT LEAST be in the running for the award!
Mufasa
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The more, the merrier. Any links for recommended reading, Mufasa?
Boy…
The Karma stuff goes way back…I’ll look though!
Mufasa
Wow…
I just thought about something…
Wouldn’t a discussion between AL and Baran have been GREAT???
(I have never heard or seen two Superior Beings get in a heated argument before!)
Mufasa
Maybe the two of them could devise a diet plan or something.
[i]
Breakfast:
0.9 of a purebread European banana, not that heretic, faggotary stuff that grows in other regions of the world
rice (white, of course)
8oz. of low-carb megalomania
…[/i]
Here is a potential troll in the making, i give him some advice to bulk because on a 5’11 frame 136 pounds is nothing, and he wants to cut already. He tells me im jealous becasue his 136 and his one of the biggest guys in the gym lol.
[quote]harris447 wrote:
smt_007 wrote:
harris447 wrote:
smt_007 wrote:
harris447 wrote:
Eating everything in sight.
I’m 5’10" and have gone from 128 to 136 to only four months.
Christmas Day, I’m going to start cutting.
Your lucky Professor.x didnt see this, 136 is way too small for cutting on your frame, im 5’10" also, do a clean bulk, get some good info off Dr John berardis articles like massive eating, get up to around 180 then you can cut if you want to, and eat whole foods where possible.
There will be one problem later though, you will have to buy new clothes because your old ones wont fit.
Dude, I’m sorry, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.
I’m one of the biggest guys in my gym and i placed third in a powerlifting meet in the ‘shrugs’ category. You’re just jealous and shit.
Did you mean you will cut and 136 kilograms or pounds?.
Actually, as of today, it’s 138 pounds![/quote]
LOL haha thats some funny stuff, but I think Harris is joking.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
danreeves1973 wrote:
And I nominate Babalu “I live by one rule : NO asian chicks”, our favorite fool in the sex and the male animal forum.
I know lots of guys that don’t ride the Orient Express, and lots of guys that go gaga for it.
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Choosing not to ride is one thing. Bragging that you would never ride it, in the middle of a crowd of serious Orient Express aficionados, is a good way to get punched.
Yeah, Dan. I second the nomination.
For me, the One Rule of Babalu Club was merely the icing on the cake.
Our little Saskatchewite scrapper has uttered pure gold, to wit:
JackAss thread (referring to JackAss):
Please, JackAss, please fly to Saskatchewan and put to rest this punk’s hypothesis that a man whose arms are heavy with muscle “hits like a girl”.
Ah, yes. That would be the Roided Fighters thread.
And how can we forget “Me at 13”. Instant Internet Classic.
But my absolute favorite is the Masturbation & T-Levels thread:
[quote]Here’s the deal in the last 4 days i’ve been into two street fights. One little guy at my school was talking shit so i dropped him on his head…easy Ko…just yesterday in art class this guy i really hate pushed me and pushed him to the ground, choked him and kept punching him in the jaw till his lip peircing severely cut his lip…i am now kicked outta that class…keep in mind i am an amatuer MMA fighter but i’ve never been much of a streetfighter…
i also dont have a grilfriend to fuck and i havent jacked off in about 3 weeks cause of being busy… this is the longest i’ve ever gone and i feel extremely aggressive, i wanna drop the gloves with anyone…than later last night i finally blew it and i feel way less aggresive and confident in myself. Now boxers like Jake Lamotta etc. stated that ejaculating a lot, especially b4 a fight will fuck up your game plan, im starting to believe this…any advice anyone??[/quote]
The very best part of that ridiculous thread was Nate Dogg’s Shut the Fuck Up graphic. Brilliant.
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[quote]Mufasa wrote:
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Or in Babalu’s case…
Best of Classy_cojones:
“I am a personal trainer, but I don’t train males. There’s just something about me that makes me mean and arrogant when it comes to people of the same sex.”
“I do look like I know what I’m doing, and the fact that I am mean towards guys should tell you that I can…afford being mean.”
“Look you little door-mat, you just made me laugh and you didn’t even mean to. Such a swell guy you are, really.”
"“I don’t really know how to relate to other males, if relating means building friendships and all that crap.”
“To me, relating means dominating.”
“Of course I can dominate a group of males. Does that make me want to fit in?”
“For me there are three things, creativity, sexuality and violence. Anything else can go fuck itself on the bottom of the ocean. So how do I relate to men? Well look there, not sexually, creatively only if it’s a business
matter, otherwise it’s violence time.”
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=823504
Not yet a master troll, but looking good!
Fahd
[quote]fahd wrote:
Best of Classy_cojones:
“I am a personal trainer, but I don’t train males. There’s just something about me that makes me mean and arrogant when it comes to people of the same sex.”
“Look you little door-mat, you just made me laugh and you didn’t even mean to. Such a swell guy you are, really.”
"“I don’t really know how to relate to other males, if relating means building friendships and all that crap.”
“To me, relating means dominating.”
“Of course I can dominate a group of males. Does that make me want to fit in?”
“For me there are three things, creativity, sexuality and violence. Anything else can go fuck itself on the bottom of the ocean. So how do I relate to men? Well look there, not sexually, creatively only if it’s a business
matter, otherwise it’s violence time.”
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=823504
Not yet a master troll, but looking good!
Fahd
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Yes! He made it.
I was rooting for you the whole time classyballs.
I’d like to share this little gem our friend Babalu dropped on the AWT. Enjoy:
[quote]
babalu wrote:
I would definately hit it [/quote][Author’s note: Non-Asian female][quote], in the vagina of course, not in the ass cuz that would be homosexual[/quote]
Michael “… and by the way, shaking it more than twice is playing with it” 2507
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
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Or in Babalu’s case…[/quote]
Have you forgotten his proud claim that all he drinks is Colt .45 40 oz. Its under Chinadolls’s thread on hangovers. Hes made amny inane remarks in the apst, and yet has yet to step up and defend himself. Definite sign of the troll, no self defense.
This one made me laugh:
“As I stated in the first post, I am mean and arrogant, and I don’t care about your view of the world, softie man.”
[quote]fahd wrote:
Best of Classy_cojones:
“I am a personal trainer, but I don’t train males. There’s just something about me that makes me mean and arrogant when it comes to people of the same sex.”
“I do look like I know what I’m doing, and the fact that I am mean towards guys should tell you that I can…afford being mean.”
“Look you little door-mat, you just made me laugh and you didn’t even mean to. Such a swell guy you are, really.”
"“I don’t really know how to relate to other males, if relating means building friendships and all that crap.”
“To me, relating means dominating.”
“Of course I can dominate a group of males. Does that make me want to fit in?”
“For me there are three things, creativity, sexuality and violence. Anything else can go fuck itself on the bottom of the ocean. So how do I relate to men? Well look there, not sexually, creatively only if it’s a business
matter, otherwise it’s violence time.”
http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=823504
Not yet a master troll, but looking good!
Fahd
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[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
Mufasa wrote:
‘’
Or in Babalu’s case…
Have you forgotten his proud claim that all he drinks is Colt .45 40 oz. Its under Chinadolls’s thread on hangovers. Hes made amny inane remarks in the apst, and yet has yet to step up and defend himself. Definite sign of the troll, no self defense. [/quote]
I have indeed not forgotten.
Unfortunately, I read that after I had postulated in the Asian Vixens thread that he’s the type who would pass up a Kilkenny or a Guinness for Budweiser and Miller Lite.
Now I realize I should have written “Colt .45 and Black Bull.”