T-Nation Trolls Hall Of Fame

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
fahd wrote:
This is posted on another thread but Kim Jung Il and Francis are one and the same!!!

I call bullshit on Kim and Francis:

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=814302&pageNo=0#814349

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=669522&pageNo=10#814335

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=807614&pageNo=0#808106

Now tell me he ain’t a troll!

Ok, yeah, he’s a fucktard.

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Agreed, “high class people” Funny shit. They are both Profs? One at Oxford and one at MIT, yet it must me England’s MIT…right?

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Going back old school on you newbies, here is a sampling of NielG, he thought you should eat 50% of calories from saturated fats a day, was eating 12,000 calories a day while on MAG-10 at 18 years old, and he thought bees were a good bodybuilding supplement. AND HE WAS DEAD SERIOUS!

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=335528&pageNo=0#335746

Also I’d like to give props to my boy Dan “the funny bastard” McVicker for his hilarious contribution to this classic.

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Wide grip, single arm pullups.

That was frigging hilarious!!!

[quote]fahd wrote:
This is posted on another thread but Kim Jung Il and Francis are one and the same!!!

I call bullshit on Kim and Francis:

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=814302&pageNo=0#814349

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=669522&pageNo=10#814335

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=807614&pageNo=0#808106

Now tell me he ain’t a troll![/quote]

LMAO! That first one all but guarantees we’re dealing with one (seriously delusional) person in Kim and Francis.

All in due time Kev!

I do have some insanely good luck going on right now with some stuff that I wont mention (though its extremely exciting) on the site just yet…Ill email you.

This is a great thread and if you havent then you HAVE to check out XcelticX’s thread. Truly someone Id choke to death on principle alone; if I ever saw him at our old Golds.

Amir

[quote]kroc30 wrote:
I haven’t really been on the forum long enough to see most of the trolls, but does anyone remember the kid who used to tear up a couple of other forums - He had about 4 identities and actually used to start fights with himself - Definitely an all timer if he ever showed up here.

Amir - You win GB’s strongest man yet??? Seriously - How’s it going over there - Nice to see you again, man!!![/quote]

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
That dude is like a scizophrenic infomercial.
He second voices himself. That is freakin hilarious!
You know what the bad part is? I kind of like Francis, but not Kim.
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I like Kim, but I can’t stand Francis.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
That dude is like a scizophrenic infomercial.
He second voices himself. That is freakin hilarious!
You know what the bad part is? I kind of like Francis, but not Kim.

I like Kim, but I can’t stand Francis.[/quote]

Me too, Francis always stresses he’s a professor at Oxford while Kim never mention his MIT experience.

Kim Francis is hillarious,

Fahd

"Doing one-armed weighted pullups and dips are within the reach of everyone. For dips, the key is to keep your body stiff as a board. In truth, your legs will be splayed out in all directions, and your opposite arm has to be stuck straight overhead for balance. In effect, your body will be turned sideways, all your other limbs will be out for balance. "

That is hysterical. I think he just defied all laws of physics with that one.

I love this web sight!
Thats awesome! he used to start fights with him self.

Oh, what about that dude, Quake or something like that…he called Waterbury fat and then called on the help of his “big” brother. What a turd
-Matt

[quote]Matgic wrote:
Oh, what about that dude, Quake or something like that…he called Waterbury fat and then called on the help of his “big” brother. What a turd
-Matt[/quote]

QuadeTheFinest. His brother was going to kick all of our asses. That was just pure gold.

Quade The Finest. I would still like to see marklonnie twist him into a joint like javelin and spear Al Shades, followed by a ragdoll, the likes of which the world has never seen.

biggest troll ever: WideGuy

you know he never actually gets laid, right?

[quote]Matgic wrote:
Oh, what about that dude, Quake or something like that…he called Waterbury fat and then called on the help of his “big” brother. What a turd
-Matt[/quote]

I remember that guy alright. The whole big brother thing was good stuff.

Amir -
Just read one of the threads they attached here - Fucking hilarious! What a tool - Reminds me of the old place we were at before Gold’s!!! Bunch of ignorant juiced up teens!!! Gold’s actually isn’t that bad right now - All the summer boneheads are out and the Christmas/New Year’s freaks haven’t started yet. There’s barely even anyone curling in the squat rack!!!

Another Troll Post. :slight_smile: Enjoy!

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=706896&pageNo=0

Me and a few other battling this freak…starts on second page I think.

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=662944

That was funnier than the first one!!!

I don’t know about a thread, but I did get a threatening pm from xcelticx under his NEW name (xmeatheadx) sayin he was gonna get some girls to kick my ass or something.

That was funny.

Gothic: can you please post it on this thread?

xmeatheadx LOL