T-Nation Tough Guys

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Xen Nova wrote:
Brokeback jiujitsu

Homo-Plata

wtf is THAT?

DB

This is EXACTLY why I quit wrestling in HS.

This happened to you??? I have never seen anything of this sort in competitive wrestling.

This looks like a position Ace and Gary would get into before launching themselves into some aliens.

Ace and Gary: “What are you looking at?”
Aliens (together): “Nothing.”

DB
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No dude, but in the struggle on the mat, you can’t avoid situations LIKE this, where someone has a pin and his dick or ass is in your face…ughhhh +puke+.

The entire thread is hillarious.

Truth is, I don’t know why anyone would get too upset. Thread discussions shouldn’t overlap. It gets a little old when someone takes a grudge forged in the politics forum over to a different thread under supplements.

Anyhow - please carry on.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

He’s got a run in his stocking.

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Bwahahahahaha!!!

[quote]terribleivan wrote:
The entire thread is hillarious.

Truth is, I don’t know why anyone would get too upset. Thread discussions shouldn’t overlap. It gets a little old when someone takes a grudge forged in the politics forum over to a different thread under supplements.

Anyhow - please carry on.[/quote]

Agreed. I don’t frequent the politics forum that often and find it funny how some of the “adversaries” manage to find an opening to continue their feud with regard to a totally unrelated topic. Entertaining in many cases, though.

Apart from that, I believe getting overly upset over comments on an internet forum is petty ludicrous, given that you only have to click the “X” on the top right corner while in “real life” situations, you can’t block out things you dislike that easily. A waste of energy, in my opinion.

[quote]belligerent wrote:
I’d like to fight any of the fat bitches on this site who bust on lean guys. I bet they wouldn’t talk so much shit after getting layed out by a 170 pounder. [/quote]

awesome!

your internet tough guy badge and wall certificate are in the mail…display them proudly…

glad to have you aboard!

Xen Nova, great pic. I think I snorted some stuff thru my nose!

I want to fight Renn. I’d let her slap me silly! ha.

As far as anyone else is concerned I’d rather meet in person with Prof X, Vroom, Zeb, Ragoo and talk over beers or lift with them. I don’t agree with them always and the shit flys but I respect their opinions mostly and realize we’re not all gonna agree. From what I’ve seen they would be worth knowin however.

What would fighting them prove regardless of who won. Its not like it would instantly validate all the winners positions and opinions.

It strikes me as funny that everyone fears the biggest guys, Prof X, Dave Tate, etc ; not that they may or may not be tough but i will be the first to tell you that a guy like Cosgrove or any guy that has seriously studied combat training would kick the shit out of me and i am 265 to 270 lb on any given day. Huge muscles don’t make you a good fighter. Besides i figure Cosgrove kicked the shit out of cancer so he would make short work of me i am sure.

[quote]GribGrob wrote:
From what i can tell noone seems to be picking any powerlifters who would be by far a more dangerous opponent than a bodybuilder of the same level.[/quote]

Far more dangerous? Oh stop it. Suddenly being a powerlifter makes you a great fighter, fucking amazing.

[quote]GribGrob wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
HHH wrote:
Alright, we hear how many people on this board are great wrestler’s,shoot fighters,boxers,martial artists,ninja’s and just all around tough guys and badasses.It might be all internet tough guy talk but 2 questions.

1.Who would u least like to fight here on the forums? Someone who u think would just destroy u with a look and u think ,man i would hate to fuck with him.

Prof X… only because not only would he beat me, but after that he’d ingest me.

2.Who would u like to fight here on the forums? The type of person who just gets under your skin and u want to fuck him up.

HHH

Mr. Push ups.

No one in particular annoys me enough to want to beat the crap out of but the writer of this post referencing professor X deserves a good hiding for being an absolute kiss-ass of the highest order[/quote]

I guess it’d be a good idea for me (170 lbs) to fight Prof X (270 lbs) then, right?

Excuse me for not mentioning everyone else over 200 lbs.

Btm,

Really? Damn! Beers it is then…

[quote]vroom wrote:
What would fighting them prove regardless of who won. Its not like it would instantly validate all the winners positions and opinions.

Btm,

Really? Damn! Beers it is then…[/quote]

I am going to have tequila and Alpha Male! Maybe some Spike so I can stay up late like the young guys.

[quote]GribGrob wrote:
From what i can tell noone seems to be picking any powerlifters who would be by far a more dangerous opponent than a bodybuilder of the same level.[/quote]

Yup…that smells a little bit like the shit hitting the fan.

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
HHH wrote:
Alright, we hear how many people on this board are great wrestler’s,shoot fighters,boxers,martial artists,ninja’s and just all around tough guys and badasses.It might be all internet tough guy talk but 2 questions.

1.Who would u least like to fight here on the forums? Someone who u think would just destroy u with a look and u think ,man i would hate to fuck with him.

2.Who would u like to fight here on the forums? The type of person who just gets under your skin and u want to fuck him up.

Peace

HHH

If you let people get you that angry over the internet, its not a good thing.

Although Mr. Pushups pisses me off every time I hear the bullshit streaming from him. So that might be the only one I find really irritating

Thats perfect. If I’m irritating you, I’m doing what I intended to do. Maybe once you trolls get irritated enough, you will stop posting indults to the newbies and people asking for help. What comes around goes around fellas. these people may not be stroong enough to stand up for themselves. But thats why God put people like me here. I take out the bullies. Leave the nice people alone. I’m the trolls worst nightmare. I like to bust the balls of someone busting someone elses balls for no reason. You guys can sure dish it out, but you can’t take it.

Get in the ring![/quote]

its called respect, see in the real world, things arent handed to you on a platter, you have to use your own brains and do the hard yards yaself…take mummy’s teat out of ya mouth and get with it…knob

[quote]K-Narf wrote:
GribGrob wrote:
From what i can tell noone seems to be picking any powerlifters who would be by far a more dangerous opponent than a bodybuilder of the same level.

Yup…that smells a little bit like the shit hitting the fan.[/quote]

Smells to me like a guy who registered yeaterday and doesn’t know the ginourmous conflict here about such things.

Even though everyone knows that bodybuilders get laid more and have bigger dicks, but either way that pales in comparison to how much Brad Pitt gets laid and how much ass Bruce Lee can kick.

A true ninja would never let on to being a ninja - Special forces are more like Samurai… Ninjas typically were independent contractors, like Ronin, but their training was specifically for assasination - Ronin (ex-samurai) were trained in “honorable” warfare.

I don’t know anyone on this forum I’d like to fight, or would be afraid to fight - I just don’t get pissed off at people on the internet (it takes a LOT to bring me to physical violence other than in honest sport).

Who I’d like to fight (and since he’s in the SCA, I might someday actually GET to): Val Kilmer.

Who I’d NEVER EVER want to fight in ANY way shape or form: William Wallace - that 7’ mofo would DESTROY me with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
K-Narf wrote:
GribGrob wrote:
From what i can tell noone seems to be picking any powerlifters who would be by far a more dangerous opponent than a bodybuilder of the same level.

Yup…that smells a little bit like the shit hitting the fan.

Smells to me like a guy who registered yeaterday and doesn’t know the ginourmous conflict here about such things.

Even though everyone knows that bodybuilders get laid more and have bigger dicks, but either way that pales in comparison to how much Brad Pitt gets laid and how much ass Bruce Lee can kick.

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Are bigger dicks, not have bigger dicks.

Just a PL playin man.

[quote]Fluffy wrote:
jtrinsey wrote:
Just curious, do ninjas still exist? I thought they kind of died out with pirates, samurai, knights and gladiators. If anybody in here would actually describe themselves as a ninja, I’d like to know.

Pirates still exist, they may not have peg legs and eyepatches but they still ply their trade.
Fluffy
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Someone posted this pic before
Pirates have died because of global warming.
I have another chart from the same study with the relationship between the samurai decline and “organic” food consumption.

**whoever decided the term “organic” as a “special label” for food, should be sent to the special olympics.

[quote]Fluffy wrote:
jtrinsey wrote:
Just curious, do ninjas still exist? I thought they kind of died out with pirates, samurai, knights and gladiators. If anybody in here would actually describe themselves as a ninja, I’d like to know.

Pirates still exist, they may not have peg legs and eyepatches but they still ply their trade.
As for Ninja’s there are a number of traditional ninja ryuha (schools) from different ninja traditions, but I dont think that they are still hiding in a cesspool so that they can stab some Daimyo in the ass.
I have this vision of a black clad ninja stealthely typing away on his keyboard or maybe he is spending all his time on the Asian vixen thread.
and befor you ask no I am not now nor have I ever been a ninja.
Fluffy
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Seen a ninja? No one has ever seen a ninja and lived to tell about it, so you are darn right you have never, nor will ever see a ninja. Chuck norris beats ninjas up for their lunch money though.

[quote]belligerent wrote:
I’d like to fight any of the fat bitches on this site who bust on lean guys. I bet they wouldn’t talk so much shit after getting layed out by a 170 pounder.[/quote]

I don’t want to get into a flame war over this.

Have you ever seen profesional strongman competitors? They are not terribly lean eh? I am guessing that there leaness probably doesn’t matter to much in a fight when they can break most people in half.

Incidentally, and not relative to the quoted post, why is everyone a Bodybuilder, or a Powerlifter, or a Strongman Competitor, or a Olympic lifter? Why can a fella just be somebody that is strong, and looks good naked? if i were to classify myself as a bodybuilder, then I would have to eat radically different. If I were to classify myself as a powerlifter, then I would not really be as interested in looking good to aid my chances of female attention. Seems kinda stupid to have such a great divide between us all?.

[quote]marcusxavier wrote:

Someone posted this pic before
Pirates have died because of global warming.
I have another chart from the same study with the relationship between the samurai decline and “organic” food consumption.

**whoever decided the term “organic” as a “special label” for food, should be sent to the special olympics.[/quote]

A fellow pastafarian…

“Alas! How I wish I were a pirate! To be at sea, to wear regalia, to have a cutlass, to reduce global warming. Oh what a wonderful life!”

RAmen.