T-Nation Tough Guys

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
I’m gonna end this fuckin’ B.S. real soon. I’m gonna either get a job with this company and screen these useless insults. I’ll make this an information only type of website. these post my self, or flame everyone of these trolls til they give up on insulting people.[/quote]

Example number 1 of why not to drink and post.

Also a perfect example of someone with nothing to say using a lot of bad grammar to prove it.

Why do yuou guys even bother with this shithead? He is Al Shades’ half-witted cousin.

Have they let you remove your hockey helmet yet? Or do you still have to wear it at the dinner table?

With the writing prowess such as you have displayed on this thread - you might want to consider work that doesn’t require much verbal aptitude. On second thought, you might be better off continuing to live in mommy’s basement as there are no real expectations of you at mommy’s house.

[quote]Massif wrote:

Mr Push ups finds it hard to type when he is choking on his own rage.[/quote]

That’s not rage he’s choking on…

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:

Thats perfect. If I’m irritating you, I’m doing what I intended to do. Maybe once you trolls get irritated enough, you will stop posting indults to the newbies and people asking for help. What comes around goes around fellas. these people may not be stroong enough to stand up for themselves. But thats why God put people like me here. I take out the bullies. Leave the nice people alone. I’m the trolls worst nightmare. I like to bust the balls of someone busting someone elses balls for no reason. You guys can sure dish it out, but you can’t take it.

Get in the ring![/quote]

“a troll is a person who posts rude or offensive messages on the Internet, such as on online discussion forums, to disrupt discussion or to upset its participants.”

That sounds like the dictionary defination of Mr Pushups to me.
Let’s hope he get’s bored of calling every one Trolls and stops posting.

[quote]Massif wrote:
thirstygirl wrote:
Mr. Push Ups wrote:
randman wrote:
I’ll put my hat in the ring to fuck up Mr. Push Ups. The undisputed T-Nation Troll who claims everyone else is a troll but him. Talk about fucking clueless.

I’m gonna end this fuckin’ B.S. real soon. I’m gonna either get a job with this company and screen these useless insults. I’ll make this an information only type of website. these post my self, or flame everyone of these trolls til they give up on insulting people.

Sorry, I am actually having difficulty understanding the last three sentences.
There is an ‘either’ without an alternative, the second one is a bold statement of intent- fair enough, but the third one- wtf? “these post my self”? what are you trying to say?

I am guessing that you are either going to commence a hostile takeover of T-Nation, good luck, OR become even ruder. But it’s a bit hard to say.

Mr Push ups finds it hard to type when he is choking on his own rage.[/quote]

He’s too busy thinking about where he is going to find some clothes once he’s not the Angry Green Giant [tm]

im not sure who i wouldnt want to fight, xen nova could probably beat me, but a have a really good fighting guard for my size since i learned BJJ when i was like 135lbs and im now 190,

other guys might train, i dont know.

i would want to fight chinadoll or ag1. only grappling NO GI of course

[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
Not to try to change the subject back to the original question or anything… But I am quite amazed than no one has mentioned that they’d like to mud wrestle all the T-Vixens. Not that I’d be interested in that sort of thing, being all happily married and all. And not to mention that I’d get the crap beaten out of me. <;-0)

|/ 3Toes[/quote]

Yeah- it takes till PAGE TWO before this is ‘raised’? What is happening? Everyone off their feed?

I can’t believe rage at Mr Push Ups beats the opportunity for some quick smut…

I wouldn’t mind slapping mr pushups around. Not only is he a troll, but he writes really gay stories.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=931728&pageNo=0#932297

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
randman wrote:
I’ll put my hat in the ring to fuck up Mr. Push Ups. The undisputed T-Nation Troll who claims everyone else is a troll but him. Talk about fucking clueless.

I’m gonna end this fuckin’ B.S. real soon. I’m gonna either get a job with this company and screen these useless insults. I’ll make this an information only type of website. these post my self, or flame everyone of these trolls til they give up on insulting people.[/quote]

[quote]thirstygirl wrote:
The3toedSloth wrote:
Not to try to change the subject back to the original question or anything… But I am quite amazed than no one has mentioned that they’d like to mud wrestle all the T-Vixens. Not that I’d be interested in that sort of thing, being all happily married and all. And not to mention that I’d get the crap beaten out of me. <;-0)

|/ 3Toes

Yeah- it takes till PAGE TWO before this is ‘raised’? What is happening? Everyone off their feed?

I can’t believe rage at Mr Push Ups beats the opportunity for some quick smut…[/quote]

That proves something about him I think.

Hey Pushups- no witty retort? Or are busy puking?

You tool.

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
sugarfree wrote:
Mr. Push Ups wrote:
2- all you trolls( vroom, harris, jehovasfitness, jack strummer

Yeah, vroom is such a troll. The only people he has help is everybody that has singed up and bothered to read the “New to T-Nation?” beginner’s thread.

And T-Nation agrees with you. That’s why they used his thread as the T-Nation starting point.

Mr. Pushups. Please go to the trolls tread and expand you knowledge beyond what you came here with.

If Hitler bought you a Rolls Royce, would you consider him a helpful person? That mother fucker insults people everyday. I don’t care how many helpful threads he makes. He makes one ignorant comment after another to these newbies.[/quote]

Mr Pushups why do you post? Noone cares what you have to say. When I see your name beside a post I skip over it. When I see someone like Vroom post something I read it. You are just a goof who posts way to much on a site where everyone thinks you are the douche of all douches. Your douchebaggery is unmatched. So please shut the fuck up.

No one would dare to fight Richard Simmons! Dressed in lycra he’d be hard to handle. No clenched fists here, just an open hand slap for your trouble.

I feel proud today…really proud.

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
Just curious, do ninjas still exist? I thought they kind of died out with pirates, samurai, knights and gladiators. If anybody in here would actually describe themselves as a ninja, I’d like to know.[/quote]

Pirates still exist, they may not have peg legs and eyepatches but they still ply their trade.
As for Ninja’s there are a number of traditional ninja ryuha (schools) from different ninja traditions, but I dont think that they are still hiding in a cesspool so that they can stab some Daimyo in the ass.
I have this vision of a black clad ninja stealthely typing away on his keyboard or maybe he is spending all his time on the Asian vixen thread.
and befor you ask no I am not now nor have I ever been a ninja.
Fluffy

[quote]Fluffy wrote:
jtrinsey wrote:
Just curious, do ninjas still exist? I thought they kind of died out with pirates, samurai, knights and gladiators. If anybody in here would actually describe themselves as a ninja, I’d like to know.

Pirates still exist, they may not have peg legs and eyepatches but they still ply their trade.
As for Ninja’s there are a number of traditional ninja ryuha (schools) from different ninja traditions, but I dont think that they are still hiding in a cesspool so that they can stab some Daimyo in the ass.
I have this vision of a black clad ninja stealthely typing away on his keyboard or maybe he is spending all his time on the Asian vixen thread.
and befor you ask no I am not now nor have I ever been a ninja.
Fluffy
[/quote]

All the black clad sneaking around was what was necessary at the time in Japan.

Ninja is all about killing someone quietly, efficiently and without detection.

Special Forces anyone?

As for the trolls thing, just ignore them. They thrive on our reactions to them, in fact they probably sit and jerk off as they read peoples responses to their trolling.

“Dont feed the trolls”

Was gonna say Id take on all the T-Vixens in a handicap mud-wrestling match but I got beaten to it.

I’d like to fight any of the fat bitches on this site who bust on lean guys. I bet they wouldn’t talk so much shit after getting layed out by a 170 pounder.

I was thinking Grow! pudding T-Vixen handicapped match. Do you have a better workout and PW meal in mind?

Bullpup

Mr. Push Ups:

I may be a newbie, but even I think the advice you give is crap. Imagine what the experienced athletes around here think of you.

[quote]randman wrote:
I’ll put my hat in the ring to fuck up Mr. Push Ups. The undisputed T-Nation Troll who claims everyone else is a troll but him. Talk about fucking clueless.[/quote]

He is the herpes sore of T-Nation. What a fun existence it must be to just want to irritate people. I bet he doesn’t have many friends.

DB

[quote]Mr. Push Ups wrote:
I’m gonna end this fuckin’ B.S. real soon. I’m gonna either get a job with this company and screen these useless insults. I’ll make this an information only type of website. these post my self, or flame everyone of these trolls til they give up on insulting people.[/quote]

(Cue John Lovitz from SNL) I’m a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact (looks around)…I’m president of that organization! Yeah!