[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
SBT wrote:
Lucky Freakin’ Charms
But you have to save the marshmallows until the end.
truth
Fuck that. Eat the marshmallows and throw away the cat food.[/quote]
How the hell did I not think of that?
I want my childhood back.
Gimme a break. It’s Cap’n Crunch.
He overcame his height limitations to command a ship for crissakes. He’s a captain, a respected leader of men sailing in a sea of milk. How can his cereal not be great?
Also, Tim Patterson is God and his realm is Biotest, get it straight.
[quote]yorik wrote:
Gimme a break. It’s Cap’n Crunch.
He overcame his height limitations to command a ship for crissakes. He’s a captain, a respected leader of men sailing in a sea of milk. How can his cereal not be great?
Also, Tim Patterson is God and his realm is Biotest, get it straight.[/quote]
Cap’n Crunch is pure evil. I’ll never eat that shit again. Choked twice one it when I was a kid. Damn nautical bastard.
So I’m not the only one that ate catfood as a kid based on it being close enough? Hell, it even came in the same type of box.
Meow mix wasn’t bad at all imho. Pretty much just like meat cereal.
C1NN4M0N T045T CRUNCH 15 T3H T45T3 U C4N 533!
I’m gonna take a speedball and then smoke some crack and pass around a spliff laced with pcp, fuck 12 Vivid Video Sluts, take 21 hits of extacy, fuck 3 hot 16 year old softball players I abducted from taco bell, smoke some hashish with a caterpillar, do some lines of coke off a lions underside, drink a 24 pack of lime flavored Spike, race my new lion friend in a 40 yard dash, go to sleep for 36 hours, wake up, and gather the puke pile I’ve been sleeping in.
Then I’m gonna freeze my party puke, chizzel up its frozen bits, and cover them with caramel.
Then I’m gonna sprinkle flax seed over them, dawn my Nike Frees, put my party-puke candy stones in a mixture of puffed, lightly sweetened oats. Then I’m gonna mix all that together with my feet while I work my shoulder problems out by spazaming against a fucking wall. And then I’ll have made the greatest cereal ever. All it will be missing is my golden piss.
YOU LOST 40 IQ POINTS IF YOU READ ALL THIS!
I HAVE THEM NOW! THEY ARE IN MY UBER CEREAL!!!
well… I THOUGHT the OP was good…
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
So I’m not the only one that ate catfood as a kid based on it being close enough? Hell, it even came in the same type of box.
Meow mix wasn’t bad at all imho. Pretty much just like meat cereal.
[/quote]
I want chicken;
I want liver;
Meow mix, meow mix
Please deliver
[quote]FightingScott wrote:
C1NN4M0N T045T CRUNCH 15 T3H T45T3 U C4N 533!
I’m gonna take a speedball and then smoke some crack and pass around a spliff laced with pcp, fuck 12 Vivid Video Sluts, take 21 hits of extacy, fuck 3 hot 16 year old softball players I abducted from taco bell, smoke some hashish with a caterpillar, do some lines of coke off a lions underside, drink a 24 pack of lime flavored Spike, race my new lion friend in a 40 yard dash, go to sleep for 36 hours, wake up, and gather the puke pile I’ve been sleeping in.
Then I’m gonna freeze my party puke, chizzel up its frozen bits, and cover them with caramel.
Then I’m gonna sprinkle flax seed over them, dawn my Nike Frees, put my party-puke candy stones in a mixture of puffed, lightly sweetened oats. Then I’m gonna mix all that together with my feet while I work my shoulder problems out by spazaming against a fucking wall. And then I’ll have made the greatest cereal ever. All it will be missing is my golden piss.
YOU LOST 40 IQ POINTS IF YOU READ ALL THIS!
I HAVE THEM NOW! THEY ARE IN MY UBER CEREAL!!![/quote]
Does it come with a prize?