T-Nation Goes to Brazil

[quote]LUEshi wrote:

*Young women in Brazil, aside from being attractive, are also very forward. Forward to the point of catcalling in the street and whistling. Yes gentlemen, it may be the only time in your life when attractive women hoot and whistle at YOU like they were construction workers in Brooklyn.
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Sorry for dissapointing you guys, but its not like that… What happens is that these women are usually hookers who know tourists came here with a lot of money. Its not likely a normal girl will go to you (or to a brazilian guy) like that.

oh yeah

me want

[quote]Sagat wrote:
LUEshi wrote:

*Young women in Brazil, aside from being attractive, are also very forward. Forward to the point of catcalling in the street and whistling. Yes gentlemen, it may be the only time in your life when attractive women hoot and whistle at YOU like they were construction workers in Brooklyn.

Sorry for dissapointing you guys, but its not like that… What happens is that these women are usually hookers who know tourists came here with a lot of money. Its not likely a normal girl will go to you (or to a brazilian guy) like that.
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Maybe you’re right, Sagat. But it doesn’t matter. Because I believe that with my American charm, my American looks, and my American money, I can sweep a lot of Brazilian Bonitas off their feet. I hope I used the right word.

You got to have faith. And if not faith, then hope. And if not hope…shit, fake it.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Sagat wrote:
LUEshi wrote:
my American money

You got to have faith. And if not faith, then hope. And if not hope…shit, fake it.[/quote]

That’s all you need $$$$$$

What part of Rhode Island has the Brazilian chicks? I was there a couple months ago and all I saw was just regular white/black/chicks.

I was visiting someone in woonsocket by the way.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Maybe you’re right, Sagat. But it doesn’t matter. Because I believe that with my American charm, my American looks, and my American money, I can sweep a lot of Brazilian Bonitas off their feet. I hope I used the right word.

You got to have faith. And if not faith, then hope. And if not hope…shit, fake it.[/quote]

You wont need charm or looks… the money will be enogh. :slight_smile: I was just telling you because i’m from Rio and i know how it works.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Maybe we should do a Rhode Island test run.[/quote]

I’m cool with that. But no adventuring Hugh Hefners are allowed on this trip. That means you Push. You’re not gonna steal the women from me in my own country.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Maybe we should do a Rhode Island test run.

I’m cool with that. But no adventuring Hugh Hefners are allowed on this trip. That means you Push. You’re not gonna steal the women from me in my own country.

Jeepers criminy, you’re paranoid.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]LUEshi wrote:
nah dude they like little scrawny dudes. ive never seen a jacked brazilian on the street or at the gym, its always a group of 5 little pansies every single one wearing Hollister (i swear to god they ALL wear Hollister) on the bench with like a 45 or 35 on each side half-pressing.

I saw a few big guys at the gyms I went to (a couple really big guys) but you’re more or less right.

also dudes, watch where you go. i know people in Brazil and that place is fucked up. you cant go out after dark, you cant talk on a cell phone on the bus. i was talkin on the phone to a girl over there and in the middle of our conversation i hear BAP BAP BAP, im like someone just got shot huh? shes like, yep.

It depends where you go though, but i just know the three worst places are Rio De Janiero, Recife (where the people i know live), and some other place…i think it begins with an O?

Depends on where you are. We’d go out until the wee hours in Salvador and the worst thing that happened while I was there was some little shit stole my watch. Yes, Recife is dangerous, but it’s fucking ghetto anyway, so why would you go there?

Rio is awesome, you just have to stay away from the favelas. Remember there are plenty of places to go ASIDE from Rio, Sao Paulo and such. You’ll get laid just as much in the “interior” as anyplace else, with the added benefit of things being much more chill.

Rio Grande do Sul is safe as houses and has lots of fine blonde chicks (yes, they have blondes in Brazil. Descended from German settlers). Florianopolis, same thing. Campinas isn’t that bad. Minas Gerais, Riberao Preto, etc etc.

The only places I would absolutely stay away from are:

*Recife
*Belem
*Rocinha (ginormous favela in Rio)[/quote]

id only go because like i said, thats where the people i know are. i already told the girl that if i ever go there im not staying in Redife and that we’re going to some island off somewhere, no idea what the name of it is.

not just blondes, theres everything there. lots of japanese too. its like the America of South America…in fact you could say that its the “South” America. oh wow, lol. yea dude i was on the bus and some asian kid was talking to the bus driver and im like wow, this kid sounds IDENTICAL to someone i know and later the kid said he was from brazil after the bus driver asked em.

amazingly enough living in an area where theres brazilian flags on every store and exclusively brazilian clothing stores even at malls, i rarely have any run-ins with em. for one reason or another i keep running into mainly american girls, kinda sucks cause i looooove foreign chicks.

I think its cause everytime i see one theyre speaking portugese so i figure they dont speak any english (cause fuckin no one speaks english here) theyre always at my work but it sucks cause they always have a boyfriend with em and i can barely answer their questions anyway cause i dont know shit about the stuff i work with (i do stock at a petsmart). yea, i really gotta put in more effort for exclusively foreign chicks.

I think you should consider making this a world tour:

http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/06/8-countries-with-weak-pesos-but-hot.html

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
I think you should consider making this a world tour:

http://www.wallstreetfighter.com/2008/06/8-countries-with-weak-pesos-but-hot.html
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This may single handedly be the greatest post you have ever made.

Make It So!