To Prof X: I’m sure you would be great company, but I’d have to get back into the weight room so I’m not outshined by you. Besides, I won’t be ready for years. I’m still in college and I’m too broke to go at this moment.
To SjConn: Thanks, we won’t forget you when this Brazil eventually happens. If there’s a “T-Nation goes to the Thailand thread”, you’re the first to contact.
Actually my connections in the Philippines are much better, but I have a few trips to Thailand under my belt and can make some recommendations if it comes to that.
You do have some rather convincing arguments for Brazil though!
[quote]sjoconn wrote:
Actually my connections in the Philippines are much better, but I have a few trips to Thailand under my belt and can make some recommendations if it comes to that.
You do have some rather convincing arguments for Brazil though![/quote]
Brazil sells itself lol
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’d go…if you could handle the competition.[/quote]
Your presence would certainly distinguish the Players from the Simps…
An ally for some, a challenge for most.
…You’re on.
seems I have to keep this thread going with the pics more brazilain women. All this looking women from brazil I’m going to have to go to Sammies Patio sunday and practice my portugese
Here’s another, do you have any idea what I woud do to a petite girl like that? I could pick her up with one hand, 5 days until Sammies
Even there basic run of the mill girls are freaking hot. Maybe I’ve just spent too much time in Ma, do regular girls look like this?
Soccor may become my favorite sport
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often[/quote]
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.[/quote]
It was more the bouyant part I was referring to, I sink in the water
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.[/quote]
YES!!! No waxing for me.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
YES!!! No waxing for me.[/quote]
They also like bigger guys, the fat/built look
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
YES!!! No waxing for me.
They also like bigger guys, the fat/built look [/quote]
YES!!!
I’m moving to Brazil.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
YES!!! No waxing for me.
They also like bigger guys, the fat/built look
YES!!!
I’m moving to Brazil.[/quote]
Let’s do it we can work on an oil rig for 6mos and live in Sao Pualo for 2 mos
[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
YES!!! No waxing for me.
They also like bigger guys, the fat/built look
YES!!!
I’m moving to Brazil.
Let’s do it we can work on an oil rig for 6mos and live in Sao Pualo for 2 mos
[/quote]
Seriously? How much does this oil rigging job pay?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
kevinm1 wrote:
If I wasn’t so fucking hairy and if I was a little more bouyant I’d go to the beach more often
dude dont sweat it, brazilian girls are used to hairy guys.
YES!!! No waxing for me.
They also like bigger guys, the fat/built look
YES!!!
I’m moving to Brazil.
Let’s do it we can work on an oil rig for 6mos and live in Sao Pualo for 2 mos
Seriously? How much does this oil rigging job pay?[/quote]
The more dangerous the job thed more $$$$ you make it’s just finding the jobs
the only reason I don’t do the online brazilian dating thing is I’m afraid I’d end up like the people in touristas
Unbelievable
I spent two years in Brazil, six weeks in Sao Paulo and the rest of time bouncing around Bahia state. Much of the time in Bahia was spent in Salvador. I’ll give you guys a quick rundown.
*Stay out of the ghetto and you’ll be fine. They call 'em “favelas” and unless you know people that live there, best to steer clear. This of course heavily depends on where you’re at.
*Always wrap it up; the women you’ll meet at the beach and at clubs are fine as hell but definitely “circulate”.
*If someone tries to rob you give them your wallet. No heroics. He may be look skinny but don’t step unless you want to spend your vacation being fed through tubes.
*Don’t be rude and don’t behave like an ass. Make an attempt to speak the language. For the most part they find it charming. Buy some drinks but don’t flash the cash too much.
*DON’T say shit like “Quero te foder” (I want to fuck you) unless you know it’s in the bag or she’s as drunk as you are. That sort of thing comes across as rude in any language. Just because you’re American and she’s a Brazi doesn’t mean she’s going to jump on your cock. It’ll take at least five minutes for that.
*A dependable “taxista” (taxi driver) is worth his weight in gold.
*Damn near every good and service is negotiable. The minute they see you or hear your accent the price goes up, so whenever possible get a Brazi go between, especially for touristy crap.
*Buses are usually clean, reliable and well-kept. You can quickly and easily find your way around town by locating a bus stop and asking passerby:
“O onibus pra ______ passa aqui?”
(OH on-ee-BOOS pa-rah ______ PAH-sa ah-KI)
“Does the bus to ______ pass through here?”
If the person says “sim” (“seem”, but with a semi-silent “m”), that means yes and wait for your bus to arrive. If they say, “nao” (“now”, with a dipthong squiggly thing that’s too much trouble for me to insert above the “a”) that means no and you get to ask a followup question-
“Aonde passa?”
(ah-ON-gee PAH-sa, with an inflection on the end to indicate you’re asking a question. Remember; when you ask a question in Portuguese, pretend you’re a valley girl and all will be well)
“Where does it pass by?”
