[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’m against the Syrian intervention but the following makes me want to switch sides on the argument just for the sheer thrill of bloodying up the Iranian tyrants should they carry through on any kind of threats like these:
Iran threatens brutal attacks on Americans, Obama family if US hits Syria
Read more: Iran threatens brutal attacks on Americans, Obama family if US hits Syria | The Daily Caller
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You just don’t get it do you? Knowing how worldly-wise you are Push I am surprised you are being goaded so easily and not looking at your own country.
The US has invaded and destabilized how many country’s now through war and black ops courtesy of the CIA? Your country created the drugs problem in the Americas and now you’re creating huge problems in the Middle East through nothing more than securing resources (or the lack thereof) and influence in the region.
And you can sit there and tell the rest of the world “nobody threatens America!”? Well you’ve been doing more than threatening the world for a good few decades now in the guise of world police.
Iran and Syria are within their rights to defend themselves and issue threats, you attack a nation that poses no threat to you and ramp up economic sanctions you damn well bet they’ll want to hurt you.
However not even the most batshit insane person in power these days will commit suicide by nuking a US target. This isn’t a fantasy land where brown people = bad and Captain America flies in to act tough.
Russia has moved its assets into the region, so tell me. How do you feel knowing Russia will defend Syria and Iran? Hows the debt ceiling going? Do you think a protracted crash of economic proportions will play into your hands knowing full well Russia has little to no stake in the outcome of a dollar crash and they have more resources at hand than you do?
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This shit is pretty funny coming from a Brit.
We’re just following your example, after all.
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The European Perspective (adapted from John Cleese):
â??The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from â??Miffedâ?? to â??Peeved.â?? Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to â??Irritatedâ?? or even â??A Bit Cross.â?? The English have not been â??A Bit Crossâ?? since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from â??Tiresomeâ?? to â??A Bloody Nuisance.â?? The last time the British issued a â??Bloody Nuisanceâ?? warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from â??Pissed Offâ?? to â??Letâ??s get the Bastards.â?? They donâ??t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from â??Runâ?? to â??Hide.â?? The only two higher levels in France are â??Collaborateâ?? and â??Surrender.â?? The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France â??s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the countryâ??s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from â??Shout Loudly and Excitedlyâ?? to â??Elaborate Military Posturing.â?? Two more levels remain: â??Ineffective Combat Operationsâ?? and â??Change Sides.â??
The Germans have increased their alert state from â??Disdainful Arroganceâ?? to â??Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.â?? They also have two higher levels: â??Invade a Neighbourâ?? and â??Lose.â??
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from â??No worriesâ?? to â??Sheâ??ll be alright, Mate.â?? Two more escalation levels remain: â??Crikey! I think weâ??ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!â?? and â??The barbie is cancelled.â?? So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level."