I don’t know if what I saw yesterday was the same thing as these giant Asian hornets. But I was on my laptop and outside my window hovered the most massive bee/hornet I’ve ever seen. Thing was 2.5-3x the size of a Carpenter Bee. And I could see his stinger from where I was sitting. Happy to say he was on the other side of the glass (though most likely female based on how bee’s work).
Had some serious mass to it. Like either it was a genetically altered bee/hornet, or had a myostatin deficiency. 100% serious.
Either way, death would likely be imminent. Might as well go out fighting some wolves. If I could choose my death I’d be against being eaten and thus turned into shit, but somehow I feel that’s more dignified than being killed by hornets.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Surviving the wolf attack is possible if all the right things happen.[/quote]
Inb4 all the right things never happen.[/quote]
LOL , getting killed by a pack of wolves sounds cooler then getting killed by bees to.[/quote]
How have we come this far without the Nicolas Cage Wicker Man Bee scene? Especially with bee and wasp being interchanged so freely. I will do the honours.
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That was such a creepy movie.[/quote]
He punched out a woman while wearing a bear suit! Unfortunately all of the awesome was contained in those few seconds.
[quote]baekjool wrote:
Either way, death would likely be imminent. Might as well go out fighting some wolves. If I could choose my death I’d be against being eaten and thus turned into shit, but somehow I feel that’s more dignified than being killed by hornets.[/quote]
You’ll ultimately end up as shit one way or another.
[quote]baekjool wrote:
Either way, death would likely be imminent. Might as well go out fighting some wolves. If I could choose my death I’d be against being eaten and thus turned into shit, but somehow I feel that’s more dignified than being killed by hornets.[/quote]
You’ll ultimately end up as shit one way or another.[/quote]
I guess you’re right. More reason to go with the wolves.
[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
Is the swarm of bees a reasonable # or are we talking 500+? Because if it was 50 or something I might take the bees.[/quote]
Dude we are talking asian fucking GIANT hornets.
“3-4 stings can reputedly be fatal- they are amongst the most poisonous insects on earth. The symptoms for me were acute pain – the oft quoted ‘hot nail’ is pretty accurate but that’s just the start of it – it’s then like a chemical pain bomb going off under your skin - shortness of breath, nausea, paralysis and pronounced swelling of affected area, faintness. The fainting is the worst, because having already read on the internet that they can be deadly, you don’t want any of that ‘fade to black’ thing happening. My reaction was stronger the second time because I was stung twice by the same hornet. The fainting and nausea seemed to pass after 30 minutes, and that is probably the danger zone - but it hurts like hell for a good 4 hours.”
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve already been swarmed by bald faced hornets and didn’t die, so I’ll stick with the bugs.
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Swarmed by hornets? How did that happen??? Inquiring minds want to know![/quote]
While brush cutting a hillside I swatted right through the hive, which was built in a wild rose bush.
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I remember being chased on my bike by a large european hornet in Holland, dunno if thats right but anyhoo I shit myself. I was only 10 at the time.
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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve already been swarmed by bald faced hornets and didn’t die, so I’ll stick with the bugs.
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Swarmed by hornets? How did that happen??? Inquiring minds want to know![/quote]
While brush cutting a hillside I swatted right through the hive, which was built in a wild rose bush.
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I remember being chased on my bike by a large european hornet in Holland, dunno if thats right but anyhoo I shit myself. I was only 10 at the time.
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Did that help?
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Shit is like a bug repellant. Just smear it all over your body. lol
I’m dead either way so I vote that I’d rather have my throat ripped out by a wolf than swarmed by hornets, struggling to imagine a worth way to got than the hornets.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve already been swarmed by bald faced hornets and didn’t die, so I’ll stick with the bugs.
[/quote]
Swarmed by hornets? How did that happen??? Inquiring minds want to know![/quote]
While brush cutting a hillside I swatted right through the hive, which was built in a wild rose bush.
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I remember being chased on my bike by a large european hornet in Holland, dunno if thats right but anyhoo I shit myself. I was only 10 at the time.
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Did that help?
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Shit is like a bug repellant. Just smear it all over your body. lol[/quote]
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve already been swarmed by bald faced hornets and didn’t die, so I’ll stick with the bugs.
[/quote]
Swarmed by hornets? How did that happen??? Inquiring minds want to know![/quote]
While brush cutting a hillside I swatted right through the hive, which was built in a wild rose bush.
[/quote]
I remember being chased on my bike by a large european hornet in Holland, dunno if thats right but anyhoo I shit myself. I was only 10 at the time.
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Did that help?
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Its a saying ¬_¬ Didn’t actually shit my boxers.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve already been swarmed by bald faced hornets and didn’t die, so I’ll stick with the bugs.
[/quote]
Swarmed by hornets? How did that happen??? Inquiring minds want to know![/quote]
While brush cutting a hillside I swatted right through the hive, which was built in a wild rose bush.
[/quote]
I remember being chased on my bike by a large european hornet in Holland, dunno if thats right but anyhoo I shit myself. I was only 10 at the time.
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Did that help?
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Its a saying Ã?¬_Ã?¬ Didn’t actually shit my boxers.[/quote]
I think I would go with the wasps.