Suspended Over a Chicken Wing

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

time to take you out back old feller.

I would pay to watch you try to take me out back.

I’ll tell you what. If you can suck enough cock to pay for a plane ticket out here - I’ll pay your way back IF your skinny punk ass can even get close to “taking me out back”.

But even if you made it out this far, you would probably have to deal with jana.

She reads this message board and - well - let’s just say you talked shit about the WRONG t-vixen if you are going to make the hilarious mistake of showing up to take anything out back.

smh@ someone so worked up over a message board they want to fly around the country to fight. jesus christ, do you ever go outdoors?

and wtf is jana, your special care taker?

You made the threat, pee wee. I was just offering to help your hummingbird ass keep up with your alligator mouth. I’m not threatening anything.

The day some punk assed little fuckwad like you gets me so mad that I actually make a threat over the internet is the day I will be buying those stove pipe legged homo pants you think are so fucking cool.

Jana is my wife. And she is about the toughest bitch you will never want to meet. The last thing you need to be worried about is who my caretaker is.

Last I checked you were still living in mommy’s basement, eating her food, and using up her electricity without paying a fucking thing for any of it. Don’t be throwing rocks if you are going to live in a glass house, asswipe.
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yeah, all those things are true. i didnt even get my mom anything for christmas and i stole money from the church to buy stovepipe pants.

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[quote]Magnate wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
so heres the story; last night im at work, my boss says not to eat. but then one of the bartenders says i can have the rest of her chicken wings so i have when and my boss sees me and sends me home. i come in today to do doorman and hes like oh, what are you doing here i found someone else for tonight. im like wtf are you talking about? hes like you said you werent coming in tonight. i say, what are you talking about? so i guess as i was leaving i said to someone that i wasnt coming back, cant remember who it was but apparently they went and told the manager.

im shocked for not just the fact i got suspended for eating a chicken wing but also that someone went and tattled on me for saying i didnt think id be coming back in the heat of the moment.

after that fiasco ive had it with the place and will start a new job search tomorrow.

Go there, never return.[/quote]

they referred me to here, actually.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

time to take you out back old feller.

I would pay to watch you try to take me out back.

I’ll tell you what. If you can suck enough cock to pay for a plane ticket out here - I’ll pay your way back IF your skinny punk ass can even get close to “taking me out back”.

But even if you made it out this far, you would probably have to deal with jana.

She reads this message board and - well - let’s just say you talked shit about the WRONG t-vixen if you are going to make the hilarious mistake of showing up to take anything out back.

smh@ someone so worked up over a message board they want to fly around the country to fight. jesus christ, do you ever go outdoors?

and wtf is jana, your special care taker?

You made the threat, pee wee. I was just offering to help your hummingbird ass keep up with your alligator mouth. I’m not threatening anything.

The day some punk assed little fuckwad like you gets me so mad that I actually make a threat over the internet is the day I will be buying those stove pipe legged homo pants you think are so fucking cool.

Jana is my wife. And she is about the toughest bitch you will never want to meet. The last thing you need to be worried about is who my caretaker is.

Last I checked you were still living in mommy’s basement, eating her food, and using up her electricity without paying a fucking thing for any of it. Don’t be throwing rocks if you are going to live in a glass house, asswipe.

yeah, all those things are true. i didnt even get my mom anything for christmas and i stole money from the church to buy stovepipe pants.[/quote]

Still living with mommy? check

Not paying rent to your mommy? check

Skip out on the paying the electric bill? check

What’s not true? I don’t need to make shit up about you. You do enough of that on your own.

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This thread delivers.

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[quote]DickBag wrote:
live from the 781, imo, you should have brought the chiken wings to the toilet cubicle.

thats what i would have done. if i needed a protein shake in an awkward place, i would go straight to the toilet, shake er up and drink. and i dont care if someone is shitting their brains out next to me in another cubicle either. its just noise, steam and stink.

the toilet cubicle is actually a little piece of freedom. you can wank, shit, piss, eat, sleep and send messages on your phone, or just look at your penis.

i was trying to be funny in this post, but there is a serious element to it, that element is, next time, bring the chicken to the toliet and eat it fast. dont get caught. WIN

problem solved, and you will not get caught. if anyone hears you in the next cubicle while you are eating and humming the national anthem, they will probably be scared.

thats when you walk out with a chicken carcass in your left hand, and your cock in your right hand, and you say, “your NEXT”

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LMFAO!
Dickbag delivers!

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
DickBag wrote:
live from the 781, imo, you should have brought the chiken wings to the toilet cubicle.

thats what i would have done. if i needed a protein shake in an awkward place, i would go straight to the toilet, shake er up and drink. and i dont care if someone is shitting their brains out next to me in another cubicle either. its just noise, steam and stink.

the toilet cubicle is actually a little piece of freedom. you can wank, shit, piss, eat, sleep and send messages on your phone, or just look at your penis.

i was trying to be funny in this post, but there is a serious element to it, that element is, next time, bring the chicken to the toliet and eat it fast. dont get caught. WIN

problem solved, and you will not get caught. if anyone hears you in the next cubicle while you are eating and humming the national anthem, they will probably be scared.

thats when you walk out with a chicken carcass in your left hand, and your cock in your right hand, and you say, “your NEXT”

LMFAO!
Dickbag delivers!

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True!

But, can I substitute a Pike carcass instead of the chicken?

D

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what part of “don’t eat on the job” do you not understand?

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[quote]DickBag wrote:

thats when you walk out with a chicken carcass in your left hand, and your cock in your right hand, and you say, “your NEXT”

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I’m guessing that could get you fired too, but at least you would have an entertaining story to tell.

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[quote]oldcrabbybastard wrote:
what part of “don’t eat on the job” do you not understand?[/quote]

i thought he was busting my balls. with some people its hard to tell if theyre just testing you or being serious, i didnt think the owner really walked in like he said. because when the owner walks in everything changes and we have to do the most manute(sp) things just to look busy, even if theres only 2 people eating in the restauraunt.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
manute(sp)[/quote]

lolz

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[quote]rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
rainjack wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

time to take you out back old feller.

I would pay to watch you try to take me out back.

I’ll tell you what. If you can suck enough cock to pay for a plane ticket out here - I’ll pay your way back IF your skinny punk ass can even get close to “taking me out back”.

But even if you made it out this far, you would probably have to deal with jana.

She reads this message board and - well - let’s just say you talked shit about the WRONG t-vixen if you are going to make the hilarious mistake of showing up to take anything out back.

smh@ someone so worked up over a message board they want to fly around the country to fight. jesus christ, do you ever go outdoors?

and wtf is jana, your special care taker?

You made the threat, pee wee. I was just offering to help your hummingbird ass keep up with your alligator mouth. I’m not threatening anything.

The day some punk assed little fuckwad like you gets me so mad that I actually make a threat over the internet is the day I will be buying those stove pipe legged homo pants you think are so fucking cool.

Jana is my wife. And she is about the toughest bitch you will never want to meet. The last thing you need to be worried about is who my caretaker is.

Last I checked you were still living in mommy’s basement, eating her food, and using up her electricity without paying a fucking thing for any of it. Don’t be throwing rocks if you are going to live in a glass house, asswipe.
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Uh oh, I think RJ messied his depends and has gotten a little frustrated!

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i think RJ’s pacemaker would explode through his chest if he knew that i actually have given my mom a good amount of money or that ive learned how to run a computer without electricity.

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781, if you would have apologized to your manager and offered to pay for it all this could have probably been prevented in the first place. You may not know this but restaurants dont make alot of profit off of their food, so every peice of lost product actually hurts business expecially a small to mid-size restaurant, but even a larger chain restaurant cannot have employees stealing product. In this case Im not even sure an apology would have saved you, but it was worth a shot.

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[quote]football061 wrote:

Uh oh, I think RJ messied his depends and has gotten a little frustrated![/quote]

Uh oh, You thought wrong.

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[quote]football061 wrote:

Uh oh, I think RJ messied his depends and has gotten a little frustrated![/quote]

Awww, look at that. You’re sticking up for Live. How cute.

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[quote]triple-10sets wrote:
781, if you would have apologized to your manager and offered to pay for it all this could have probably been prevented in the first place. You may not know this but restaurants dont make alot of profit off of their food,

So every peice of lost product actually hurts business expecially a small to mid-size restaurant, but even a larger chain restaurant cannot have employees stealing product. In this case Im not even sure an apology would have saved you, but it was worth a shot. [/quote]

im going to see him on thursday. im just going to say that what i did was dumb and even if i thought i could have eaten just cause of that i still should have asked him first because of what he said earlier.

the condition is actually that when food is a “mistake” we are allowed to eat it. plus the other thing was actually given to me by an employee who bought it. :slight_smile:

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[quote]malonetd wrote:
football061 wrote:

Uh oh, I think RJ messied his depends and has gotten a little frustrated!

How cute. Sticking up for Live. Awww. You must think he looks hot in his skin tight denims.
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i dont have skin tight denims :wink:

ironically of the two jeans i ordered recently, one being a “straight fit” the other being a “regular” the “straight fit” is actually the only one i can wear because the other one is so damn tight.

i had no idea the others were straight fits or else i wouldnt have ordered them. i tried them on and thought if i got a boner the buttons would shoot off.

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Wow, two of the worst t-members in one thread, going head-to-head: the old cranky crotch, and the dopey punk kid.
Oh the entertainment!

LOL

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Wow, two of the worst t-members in one thread, going head-to-head: the old cranky crotch, and the dopey punk kid.
Oh the entertainment!

LOL[/quote]

grab you popcorn. id rather be dope than an old crotch though.

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[quote]anonym wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
manute(sp)

lolz[/quote]

There is only one Manute.