April Fools, right? Right…?
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Happy April Fools’, buddy. You sure do have everyone here fooled. I admire that.
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Aha! Exactly what a CIA troll would say!
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Not only is he a CIA troll, but he’s a corporate shill! You derelict!
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Have we finally found the true right wing version of zep?!
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I just want to say that I once won a 16 on 1 prison fight.
We REALLY kicked the crap out of that guy.
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Has anyone seen that James McAvoy movie Split? Just watched it this weekend. I think it’s a couple years old, and the “sequel” came out this winter, but I was behind the curve. Anyway, this thread kinda reminded me of it.
Lacks subtlety but still well in the zone of quality trolling. You get a B+ sir
This guy has been posting on here for a decade. I swear since people discovered the idea of the troll, everyone just yells “troll” when someone comes around saying strange things. Dumb lifting question? Troll. Strange body image disorder? Troll. Ten years and hundreds of posts that display every textbook symptom of paranoid schizophrenia? Must be a troll.
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I can think of a couple off of the top of my head that are very strong, and read this site.
You’re joking around in the wrong place with the wrong people.
I’m just waiting for lesson 8.
Lessons 1-7 were disappointing 
Patience grasshopper.
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I am very familiar with CIA agents:
Robert Copeland
Clarence Johnson
Tim Robinson
Charles Ortiz
Chris Cataldi
Julio Diaz
Stephen Bailey
Patrick Fischer
John Flamer
And I can keep naming…and I am not joking around when I say usually the strongest people go to division I sports and these people were not number 13 strongest even on my high school football team.
You can say threats like I am doing something wrong or disrespectful but freedom if speech and especially when you are correct is american.
People venerating a criminal organization like the CIA is not American.
And CIA are generally poor athletes 25 out of 25 guys I met. Poor athletes. Unable to get a second of meaningful playing time in my high school basketball or football programs. Just facts.
I can’t believe this clown threatened me for saying it:
James Bond can’t dunk on a nine foot rim.
Hey SkyzikS:
Here’s another topic for all the CIA trolls:
Pat Fischer…
His dad is in the CIA according to Time magazine.
Pat was a mole agent in prison in prison for the CIA.
When I called him out for his daddy getting him a job and he obviously being a mole he had his murder charges dropped the next day January 26th, 2016 and they released him.
He had Jesuit priests visiting him.
He and his dad are “Purple Force”: Vatican moles in USA intelligence.
Pat used to talk about his dad fighting with the Jesuits in El Salvador.
They and you guys are the norm in USA intelligence: you are Vatican loyal and trying to overthrow the USA.
No more games.
Easy, man. Not threatening at all. Just saying.
They’re watching. Closely. With satellites. 
Like that one.
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Just died.
And found this thread. What a goldmine off topic is.
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If he’s in America (depending on which state), I’m sure he has access to a firearm. THAT’S a scary thought. What if he thinks a classroom full of kids is a room full of “CIA Trolls”.
Although this might sound like a joke (and it kind of is a really, really dark joke, I could’ve taken it further but don’t want to get into trouble), think about it, I believe in a study of a bunch of mass shootings (forgot where I found this from but it was from a legit study), something like 60% had previously been diagnosed with mental illness.
I’m an advocate for gun control (to some extent), this isn’t for this particular thread, but I like the way New Zeland/Canada has their gun laws. Allows people to own firearms if they want (without compromising the right to own firearms) while not allowing the populace to own guns that’ll mow down 50 people in a matter of minutes.
I wonder though, why come to T-NATION for this?
Where do you come up with these jokes? Are you just a really comedic person in general? If you can come up with this shit off the cuff you should probably be a comedian.
I totally missed this, depends what sub-genres you’re into. I’ll just give you some swell bandz
Insomnium
Toxic Holocaust
Soilwork
While She Sleeps
Sepultura
Book of Black Earth
Behemoth
Heaven Shall Burn
Thy Art Is Murder (latest album)
Betzefer
A Pale Horse Named Death
In Flames (not battles or siren charms)
Motley Crue
As Blood Runs Black
Venom
Mayhem
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The majority of my comments are off the cuff, but this one in particular is an old standby of mine. I actually did a presentation in a speech class on “How to survive a 6 on 1 fight” where this was the punchline. Still a 20 minute speech discussing the merits of attacking an individual as part of a group. Was well received.
Being a comedian would offer me very few opportunities to provide for my family. No pension or benefits either. Just not a lifestyle I aspire for. Much rather tell dumb jokes and write for free, haha.
SkyzikS you said I am in the wrong place joking with the wrong people.
But no one is joking.
CIA homos threaten to put fake charges on me again because you are NOT tough.
I kicked all your asses.
Fact. For eight years I kicked the crap out of every CIA assassin they had.
And by the way you guys came after me originally because higher ups thought my GF had a nice ass and they would take out girl’s boyfriends they thought were hot back then with CIA operations…so much for honorable service to the country. You guys are serial killers or Ariel Castro.
Threaten to lock me up again for eight more years because you didn’t do well in kickball against guys like me or you secretly are obsessed with my GF’s body because you saw her picture.
You are Ariel Castro or some creepy horror movie character that is all. Trolls on Vatican payroll you would be in the Spanish Inquisition or Nazi Butchers of Jews another generation - SAME SPIRITS.