Survived 16 Prison Assassination Attempts

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Plot twist: Heath Ledger was taking Zyprexa.

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Jesus. This thread has devolved into something I’m going to enjoy reading.

Wait a second… this confirms what I have suspected all along. Not only is Rand Paul actually Sean Paul’s American alter-ego, but he is in fact the reincarnation of Bob Marley. This has MKUltra written all over it.

Can’t you just tell me? What the hell is this?

What are you, some kind of snitch? No wonder they didn’t send you straight to the electric chair.

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Israel definitely deserves nothing. The thing is that the US is involved in messing up so many other countries, the government really is responsible for a lot of shit happening around the world. The problem is that it’s American taxpayers who will get stuck paying the bill.

But anyway, the other day I was reading something about how Trump is threatening to cut aid to El Salvador, Honduras, and Guatemala because they aren’t doing enough to stop the flow of migrants. On the surface this sounds reasonable, but when you look at recent history and how those countries became so fucked up, the US played a major role in destabilizing the region. Not only did they financially support the Salvadorean government during the civil war while they carried out massacre and raped and kidnapped girls, the CIA operated death squads in Honduras as well. Not to get this mixed up with the other nonsense in this thread, look up Battalion 3-16.

So you can’t really go and fuck up other countries and then turn around and say it’s not your problem. And just imagine the Democrats win the next election, with their open borders policies you will end up paying tax to MS-13.

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But you’re in Canada. Aren’t all these problems irrelevant to you? I’d say Canada is in better shape than the US, both politically and socially, at this point in time.

He still is. Only now he crushes it and sniffs it. And he goes by the name of Jessica. I saw him last week having lunch with Elvis and Tupac at Burger King. They were eating those new whoppers made of human flesh, that day they were 2 for $2.99. Subsidized by the CIA of course. Joe Biden was supposed to buy them milkshakes but he was busy with couple of underage prostitutes, Tupac was especially pissed off and he was the one who tipped off the media. Just wait for part 2 of the scandal to come out. That’s why Tupac was a Blood, red = Republican and this is all part of a scheme to get Trump re-elected.

Now to make matters worse, Mossad and the Vatican are working together to force the Queen of England to abdicate the throne. Meghan Markle is one of their agents (of the shapeshifting reptilian variety, I might add) and she is going to switch the Queen’s pills for Zyprexa which will lead to her being committed to a psychiatric hospital. Alll under the watchful eye of Dr. Rocio Nell Badra, of course. Then all it takes is for @newbatman to be knighted and Trump to win a second term, then the anti-Christ will sit on the British throne.

It will certainly make less of an impact here, but we have open borders under our current leftist regime. If you cross the border at an official crossing without a visa or appropriate passport they won’t let you in, but cross anywhere else and you can apply for refugee status. There are so many refugee claimants that instead of waiting a few weeks for a hearing it can take a year or so and they are getting a whole bunch of money plus free healthcare the whole time. Refugees/claimants receive a few thousand a month. A lot of people who have no legal basis to be here and were worried about getting deported from the US came over the border.

As for MS-13, they aren’t really established here but apparently they do exist in Toronto and Montreal. I have seen MS-13 graffiti here in Ottawa, it might have just been some kids messing around but there are some Salvadoreans and Hondurans here so who knows. The thing is that when you actually talk to normal people from those countries, they don’t like it here that much and would prefer to be back home but the crime and violence doesn’t really leave them much of an option but to leave. I heard that the violence in El Salvador is calming down a bit and the gangs are hiding because now if the cops see anyone with gang tatoos and stuff like that they just kill them on the spot, but that doesn’t really sound like a long term solution either.

So yes, Canada is somewhat less fucked up than the US at the moment but were steadily sliding downhill. Trudeau looks like he’s going to lose the next election but none of the other parties are any better. There is the NDP, which is another Marxist outfit, the Progressive Conservatives which are a bunch of Zionist ass-kissing neocons, and there is a new party (can’t remember the name) run by this guy named Maxime Bernier who is some kind of French Trump wannabe, the outlook is not good. It could certainly be worse, but it’s not about to get better either.

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If we meet on the battlefield, I will show no mercy. I will give you a proper Canadian burial though.

No country deserves anything when we’re in a deficit. We need to put our oxygen mask on first and then help others.

To play devil’s advocate: Who is the West’s best ally in the middle east?

Why does a politician’s position on Zionism carry so much weight with you? Especially in Canada? Like, that should be the last thing to dislike a candidate for.

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We have open borders under our current leftist regime too. The House just blocks everything Trump tries to enact, and then Democrats wonder why Republicans don’t like them. To be fair, they also did the same thing when Obama was in office…abolish all political parties. George Washington was right. Bipartisan divide makes progress impossible.

But anyway.

Which is exactly the problem we’re facing. Many Democrats are becoming more socialistic, especially the younger ones. I mean, for God’s sakes even Bernie is running again…he’ll be dead before he gets into office. Trump won’t win again, because he can’t get the wall built. He’s already lost his base.

Every time something happens we have to make a new law to ban something.

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Those laws don’t usually work. Criminals don’t follow the law.

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BREAKING NEWS

Mossad has just released a video of Rand Paul ranting against immigrants:

@newbatman

When I get a new conspiracy theory the first thing I do is run to a weightlifting website.

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You’re going to have to wait a few months for that, the ground is still frozen solid. Probably late May at the earliest.

The same one that takes all their money and accuses them of anti-Semitism if they have a problem with it.

The question is why should any politician over here be kissing so much Zionist ass in the first place. It’s just another example of how these politicians don’t represent the interests of the country they are running. Trudeau is the same thing but on the opposite side, if he’s not going on about some gay or transsexual thing then he’s kissing Muslim asses instead. Even many Muslims think it’s too much, and on top of that most of his policies totally conflict with their religion.

Things are too polarized and the right wing politicians are mostly full of shit. The left is run by fanatics though, check this out:

ā€œI know this is horrible to say… but I would not be sad to see these gun nuts threatening civil war have their asses blown to f–k with a drone,ā€ Kelly said. ā€œI mean, really, if only just to see their ā€˜tyranical government’ 2nd amendment argument blown to smithereens.ā€

ā€œNDP candidate Tasleem Riaz was criticized by the Ontario Progressive Conservatives for sharing an Adolf Hitler quote onlineā€

The NDP has some candidates that are open supporters of communism and even attended some sort of Marxist training camp. It’s pretty messed up.

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Keep quiet, you’re going to blow our cover.

Yeah, I heard about how nothing Trump has said or done actually did anything to stop people coming over the border. The difference is that in the US they aren’t officially allowed to enter like they are here, and Trudeau even posted some messages on Twitter to the effect that anyone and everyone is welcome to enter Canada. The Liberal party is basically the Canadian equivalent of the Democrats and the NDP is trying to outdo their madness.

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The problem as hawks have laid it out is that the ME is a battleground for influence between the West and Russia. That’s why the US supported Israel and the USSR tried to stop Israel from becoming a nation (and supplied Syria, Jordan and Egypt in 67). They didn’t want a solid western ally in the ME.

Some would argue that it’s undue Israeli influence to support them in the West.

A cynical globalist perspective is that the West is using Israel so they can be a lightning rod for Shias and Sunnis alike. ā€œForget that Europe carved this area up after WW1 with a bunch of arbitrary lines leading to even more unending war… Look JEWS! A whole lot of em!ā€ It’s a distraction.

Who’s a bigger soyboy: Trudeau or Beta O’ Rourke?

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