You know those machines by the cash registers in supermarkets that spit out coupons they think you’d like/need based on your buying patterns? After scanning my order today the machine spit out a piece of paper asking “Are you looking for a more absorbent tampon”. Not even a coupon. Just a question.
Sounds like you need to pick it up in the gym. Pussy.
Were you buying all ice cream by the gallon, chocolate, etc? Maybe it thought you were on your period.
Mine just keeps spitting out coupons for KY and male dating sites?
they might help if you get alot of nosebleeds, not that ive ever used the for that reason…
[quote]brauny96 wrote:
they might help if you get alot of nosebleeds, not that ive ever used the for that reason…[/quote]
lmao…does the string hang out of your nose?
[quote]AccipiterQ wrote:
brauny96 wrote:
they might help if you get alot of nosebleeds, not that ive ever used the for that reason…
lmao…does the string hang out of your nose? [/quote]
Its actually what we use in the ER, called a nasal tampon to stop nosebleeds, tape the string to the cheek.
Mine always asks me if I considered using extra large condoms and buying more tequila. That’s strange that yours thinks you use tampons.
Mine just congratulates me on being so fucking awesome.