This is more a stupid question about my state… but when I was on vacation on Colorado snowboarding, I was talking to some girls and mentioned I was from Houston, Texas and then got asked if I rode horses to school.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Ren wrote:
I mean clearly I should know every other South African currently living in the States.
Clearly. Slacker.
Btw, why do you all hang out with so many stupid people? I never hear these kinds of things, other than the occasional urban legend.[/quote]
I don’t. It goes something like this:
We go out, meet some of my friend’s friends/acquaintances/hot sluts. My nationality comes up, normally because they pick up on the accent. Insert series of moronic questions here.
[quote]Ren wrote:
Btw, why do you all hang out with so many stupid people? I never hear these kinds of things, other than the occasional urban legend.
I don’t. It goes something like this:
We go out, meet some of my friend’s friends/acquaintances/hot sluts. My nationality comes up, normally because they pick up on the accent. Insert series of moronic questions here.
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You should just do what I do:
Never, ever meet new people. If they approach you, flick holy water at them while yelling “the power of Christ compels you!”
Works like a charm.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Ren wrote:
Btw, why do you all hang out with so many stupid people? I never hear these kinds of things, other than the occasional urban legend.
I don’t. It goes something like this:
We go out, meet some of my friend’s friends/acquaintances/hot sluts. My nationality comes up, normally because they pick up on the accent. Insert series of moronic questions here.
You should just do what I do:
Never, ever meet new people. If they approach you, flick holy water at them while yelling “the power of Christ compels you!”
Works like a charm.[/quote]
And you wonder why you don’t have a woman???
The other day while doing squats a Under-Armor wearing, Do-rag having sweatpants sporting, frat-shit…took the time off his 12 set of side laterals to come over…
Frat shit: “Hey bro, did you know if you let the back of your legs touch your calves it will blow out your knee…bro.”
Me: “Did you know your hat is on sideways?”
LATER…doing deadlifts…
FS: “Dude… did you know that shit will jack up your back bro.”
Me: (thinking) "I will now light myself on fire: Out loud…“Thanks, nice wrist braces.”
JUDAS PRIEST
[quote]nephorm wrote:
Ren wrote:
Btw, why do you all hang out with so many stupid people? I never hear these kinds of things, other than the occasional urban legend.
I don’t. It goes something like this:
We go out, meet some of my friend’s friends/acquaintances/hot sluts. My nationality comes up, normally because they pick up on the accent. Insert series of moronic questions here.
You should just do what I do:
Never, ever meet new people. If they approach you, flick holy water at them while yelling “the power of Christ compels you!”
Works like a charm.[/quote]
i thought about this once, but I was planning on using a severed chicken’s head. Then I realized I liked pussy too much.
Ha, I thought of another one,
I was talking to the wife of one of our attorneys at the company Christmas party, and my boss mentioned that I was from Scotland, her response:
“Oh, do you have any Scottish Terriers”
I wonder if she asks anyone from Germany if they have German Shepherds, or French guys if they have Poodles
[quote]Kayrob wrote:
Ha, I thought of another one,
I was talking to the wife of one of our attorneys at the company Christmas party, and my boss mentioned that I was from Scotland, her response:
“Oh, do you have any Scottish Terriers”
I wonder if she asks anyone from Germany if they have German Shepherds, or French guys if they have Poodles[/quote]
People are stupid all over. I owned a border terrier and people kept asking me if he was a bull dog…because obviously I had to be walking a bull dog…because border terriers look just like bull dogs.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Kayrob wrote:
Ha, I thought of another one,
I was talking to the wife of one of our attorneys at the company Christmas party, and my boss mentioned that I was from Scotland, her response:
“Oh, do you have any Scottish Terriers”
I wonder if she asks anyone from Germany if they have German Shepherds, or French guys if they have Poodles
People are stupid all over. I owned a border terrier and people kept asking me if he was a bull dog…because obviously I had to be walking a bull dog…because border terriers look just like bull dogs.[/quote]
No no no, guys like you are supposed to be walking Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, Doberman’s, or Boxers.
I’m 1/2 Sicilian and 1/2 French Canadian, Born and raised in CT. Just got asked if I’m divided on the World Cup final as if Canada or the US was playing Italy???
Other great questions:
“are you in the Mob???”
“Since you’re only 1/2 Sicilian, you must be pissed because you can’t be “made”.”
“You know how to pour concrete, lay brick, put up sheetrock, etc…right???”
“Do you speak Sicilian???”
“Why do you burn if your Sicilian”
“Is Siciliy near Italy???”
“Wow, did your dad need special permission from his Godfather to marry outside his RACE???”
I’ve got a million more…
[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
I’m 1/2 Sicilian and 1/2 French Canadian, Born and raised in CT. Just got asked if I’m divided on the World Cup final as if Canada or the US was playing Italy???
Other great questions:
“re you in the Mob???”
“Since you’re only 1/2 Sicilian, you must be pissed because you can’t be “made”.”
“You know how to pour concrete, lay brick, put up sheetrock, etc…right???”
“Do you speak Sicilian???”
“Why do you burn if your Sicilian”
“Is Siciliy near Italy???”
“Wow, did your dad need special permission from his Godfather to marry outside his RACE???”
I’ve got a million more…
[/quote]
Ahhh, the Italian questions. So dumb, yet funny.
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
I’m 1/2 Sicilian and 1/2 French Canadian, Born and raised in CT. Just got asked if I’m divided on the World Cup final as if Canada or the US was playing Italy???
Other great questions:
“re you in the Mob???”
“Since you’re only 1/2 Sicilian, you must be pissed because you can’t be “made”.”
“You know how to pour concrete, lay brick, put up sheetrock, etc…right???”
“Do you speak Sicilian???”
“Why do you burn if your Sicilian”
“Is Siciliy near Italy???”
“Wow, did your dad need special permission from his Godfather to marry outside his RACE???”
I’ve got a million more…
Ahhh, the Italian questions. So dumb, yet funny. [/quote]
I forgot to add that they all think we’re from NJ or NY, life is EXACTLY like the Sopranos, Goodfellas, sauce is called gravy, we all drive IROCs, Monte SS’s and Firebirds…
[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
I forgot to add that they all think we’re from NJ or NY, life is EXACTLY like the Sopranos, Goodfellas, sauce is called gravy, we all drive IROCs, Monte SS’s and Firebirds…
[/quote]
you just shattered my image of italian americans. no, really.
[quote]TheSicilian wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
TheSicilian wrote:
I’m 1/2 Sicilian and 1/2 French Canadian, Born and raised in CT. Just got asked if I’m divided on the World Cup final as if Canada or the US was playing Italy???
Other great questions:
“re you in the Mob???”
“Since you’re only 1/2 Sicilian, you must be pissed because you can’t be “made”.”
“You know how to pour concrete, lay brick, put up sheetrock, etc…right???”
“Do you speak Sicilian???”
“Why do you burn if your Sicilian”
“Is Siciliy near Italy???”
“Wow, did your dad need special permission from his Godfather to marry outside his RACE???”
I’ve got a million more…
Ahhh, the Italian questions. So dumb, yet funny.
I forgot to add that they all think we’re from NJ or NY, life is EXACTLY like the Sopranos, Goodfellas, sauce is called gravy, we all drive IROCs, Monte SS’s and Firebirds…
[/quote]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true, so ture.
When asking for directions:
“Go down about a half mile and take a right at where the Seven Eleven used to be…”
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
When asking for directions:
“Go down about a half mile and take a right at where the Seven Eleven used to be…”[/quote]
LMFAO!!! Are you serious??
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
When asking for directions:
“Go down about a half mile and take a right at where the Seven Eleven used to be…”
LMFAO!!! Are you serious??[/quote]
Serious biscuits…and I wasn’t even in Louisiana!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
When asking for directions:
“Go down about a half mile and take a right at where the Seven Eleven used to be…”
LMFAO!!! Are you serious??
Serious biscuits…and I wasn’t even in Louisiana!
[/quote]
Hahaha, hey!! Wait a minute!! Actually, it sounds like how some people here give directions. So I know it’s true.