Stupidest Fears

My biggest fear out of anything is in this world is being curb smiled. I never knew what that was until I saw American History X. At the time seeing it bothered me but I never really gave it that much thought. More than a few years later I was talking with a Millright at a factory I was working at and we were sharing stories about great things that happened to us at the bar and club or whatever.

He was talking about how they went to some bars downtown and at the end of the night walked to the bus terminal to catch a cab (the cabs always sit out front as it is a known place to catch them). There is a gay bar right across form the terminal. He said a gay man started hitting on his friend. His friend punched him out and then curbed smiled him…

The idea of somebody doing this to somebody else just seems like the ultimate evil to me. The fact that his friend did this… and the fact that he was half way laughing while he told the story like it was cool disturbed me in such a way that I have never been disturbed before.

[quote]Curzon wrote:
Search sucks. If it doesn’t show up on pages 1-3 then I lose interest in looking.[/quote]

Agreed. I always search before making a new thread, but it’s pretty much become a formality for me after having done so on so many forums for so long. If it’s not on the first page, I just say fuck it and take my lumps if it’s already been posted.

I remembered another fear, though. Ridiculously skinny people. Like, haven’t eaten-in-months-skinny. It reminds me of concentration camps. Can barely even think about it without feeling like I’m in the presence of Satan =P

Taking home a really hot, tall stripper with great fake tits, think i’m on top of the world, have her go down on me and engaging in a bout of vigorous anal sex…

…to find out it’s really a dude.

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Taking home a really hot, tall stripper with great fake tits, think i’m on top of the world, have her go down on me and engaging in a bout of vigorous anal sex…

…to find out it’s really a dude.[/quote]

Wrong thread, HolyMac. This isn’t “Kinkiest Fantasies.”

My fear is getting captured on the battlefield and getting tortured by those ass faced russian bastards…
they friggin gouge ur eyes out with a red hot steel rod.
or pouring metled lead on ur head.
and that’s not all !

yes ? no ? maybe ?

[quote]Dr. FruitPie wrote:
Curzon wrote:
Search sucks. If it doesn’t show up on pages 1-3 then I lose interest in looking.

Agreed. I always search before making a new thread, but it’s pretty much become a formality for me after having done so on so many forums for so long. If it’s not on the first page, I just say fuck it and take my lumps if it’s already been posted.

I remembered another fear, though. Ridiculously skinny people. Like, haven’t eaten-in-months-skinny. It reminds me of concentration camps. Can barely even think about it without feeling like I’m in the presence of Satan =P[/quote]

Like this?

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Taking home a really hot, tall stripper with great fake tits, think i’m on top of the world, have her go down on me and engaging in a bout of vigorous anal sex…

…to find out it’s really a dude.[/quote]

What, feeling sacs slapping wouldn’t clue you in?

shit maaan, screw russians this is freaky.

[quote]

What, feeling sacs slapping wouldn’t clue you in?[/quote]

Hah , touche

[quote]Curzon wrote:
Dr. FruitPie wrote:
Curzon wrote:
Search sucks. If it doesn’t show up on pages 1-3 then I lose interest in looking.

Agreed. I always search before making a new thread, but it’s pretty much become a formality for me after having done so on so many forums for so long. If it’s not on the first page, I just say fuck it and take my lumps if it’s already been posted.

I remembered another fear, though. Ridiculously skinny people. Like, haven’t eaten-in-months-skinny. It reminds me of concentration camps. Can barely even think about it without feeling like I’m in the presence of Satan =P

Like this?[/quote]

Exactly like that. That’s actually the picture I had in my mind while I was posting that.

i have a fear of someone rippin a stop sign out of the ground and whackin me over the head with it.

being buried alive, or falling from really really really high

thats it

Pretty much mine, if you’re talking about tight spaces, arms pinned, no room to turn around… yeesh. Enough already. I’d rather fight off a pack of hyenas with a bottle of Spic ‘n’ Span. Come to think of it, I wonder if I could do that…

[quote]Westclock wrote:
Being underground, like in a cave.

I fucking hate being underground, Your separated from the world by shear solid rock.

I have no problem with heights Ive done the sky diving and mountain climbing, and Ive jumped off of so much high shit I should be dead at least 6 times.

But being “trapped” freaks me out.

Heights are way more likely to kill you, but at least then your not just sitting in a hole waiting to die.

I didnt realize this fear till I went cave diving, it was like a baby cave, but Im a wide guy and I got kinda stuck a few times and a few times you had to cross watery areas on your hands and knees, I almost flipped shit.

Worst fucking hobby ever, never do it.[/quote]

[quote]CoreyK wrote:
Losing my mind. [/quote]

It’s not so bad. You never know you lost it unless you find it again. Mine was gone for two years. You don’t know it’s gone. And you get to talk to people who arent there. :slight_smile:

losing all my teeth randomly and suddenly, very tight spaces

The Boogie Man

marriage.

My fear of touching a chair with some metal because I might shock myself. It happens to me ALOT!

Sleeping on my stomach and being relaxed enough to spread my legs out because I always feared that someone would break in my house and rape me in the ass. I had this stupid fear most of high school.