Stupid Losers at Starbucks

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

Do you really need to pay 5 bucks for a coffee?

Do you really need to use your laptop/do your homework there?

Starbucks is one of the biggest scams in history. I buy my coffee at a donut shop for a dollar and Its much bigger! If you consistently go to starbucks, you're an idiot!! [/quote]

You’re coffee is far inferior to my coffee that i buy at starbucks 4-5 times a week. Between my iced carmel macchiatos, double chocolate chip fraps and my favorite - good ol’ iced coffee, i am paying more and enjoying my coffee far more than you.

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Coffee Cops, hahahah wow what’s next folks. Hahahah

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

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[quote]theuofh wrote:

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Most of us stay out of the vacuum and enjoy it out here. Come on in, the water’s FINE… [/quote]

When you drink AC’s “water” you will know what communism tastes like.[/quote]

??? Last time I checked I was a pretty hard core Capitalist. I’m one of the most tax avoiding, non-wealth-redistributing people I know… Communism will always fail when applied to anything over a very small group. You must have me confused.
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You are admittedly a starbucks scenester. That puts you far below a communist.

Neutral environments are shitty too. How many times have you gotten a blowjob sitting at a couch at Starbucks? None. The chances are much better if you can convince her to your place or her place. [/quote]

I dunno, if anyone could manage a blowjob at Starbucks while enjoying a smooth Columbian blend it could be AngryChicken, okay or Push.

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Did me sum fuckin in a Starbucks parking lot once or twice. In the restroom too.[/quote]

Never fucked IN a Starbucks, but as referenced above, I’ve certainly pulled plenty of pussy FROM a Starbucks (among other coffee shops). Say, have you heard anything from Cowboy lately?[/quote]

I do not mean to make this a competition.

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Boys will be boys.[/quote]

One of the things I like about men is the “boys will be boys” thing they sometimes have going on =)

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One of the things I like about women is the “girls will kiss girls” thing they sometimes have going on =)

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I do my homework at starbucks because coffe smells good and helps me relax. The machines do too with the sounds they make. It’s usually “bookstore” quiet too.

oh, and cocoa iced capps with hazlenut topping own all…3.25 not 5.

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I can tell most of you have never owned a business or understand how money works because from the looks of it, you seem to have no clue what makes Starbucks tick. Like AC said, Starbucks serves a need, a need for people to casually meet in a relaxed environment with warm lighting that makes you feel at home, the small but subtle noise the coffee machines make, and the aroma of fresh coffee with a blend of fruit that compliments it.

If you have ever been in Europe, coffee shops are always full with friends and family having a nice chat. In the United States there seem to be a lack of connection with people, I guess with the age of the computer social communication has become a few strings of texts on a phone.

Although not much of a coffee drinker myself, I like to enjoy a nice cold coffee once in a while with a few close friends just reminiscing old stories.

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[quote]Hellfrost wrote:
I can tell most of you have never owned a business or understand how money works because from the looks of it, you seem to have no clue what makes Starbucks tick. Like AC said, Starbucks serves a need, a need for people to casually meet in a relaxed environment with warm lighting that makes you feel at home, the small but subtle noise the coffee machines make, and the aroma of fresh coffee with a blend of fruit that compliments it.

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Can I be the first to tell you to please STFU!

You just sound like a pompous prick. I HATE pompous pricks

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Hellfrost wrote:
I can tell most of you have never owned a business or understand how money works because from the looks of it, you seem to have no clue what makes Starbucks tick. Like AC said, Starbucks serves a need, a need for people to casually meet in a relaxed environment with warm lighting that makes you feel at home, the small but subtle noise the coffee machines make, and the aroma of fresh coffee with a blend of fruit that compliments it.

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Can I be the first to tell you to please STFU!

You just sound like a pompous prick. I HATE pompous pricks
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That’s not at all what I thought when I read it. Go rub one out or something- you need to relax.

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[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Hellfrost wrote:
I can tell most of you have never owned a business or understand how money works because from the looks of it, you seem to have no clue what makes Starbucks tick. Like AC said, Starbucks serves a need, a need for people to casually meet in a relaxed environment with warm lighting that makes you feel at home, the small but subtle noise the coffee machines make, and the aroma of fresh coffee with a blend of fruit that compliments it.

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Can I be the first to tell you to please STFU!

You just sound like a pompous prick. I HATE pompous pricks
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That’s not at all what I thought when I read it. Go rub one out or something- you need to relax.[/quote]

I was over the top with my comment as I USUALLY am, nothing out of the ordinary. But if you’re calling me out on being over the top today I’ll tone it back a bit, sorry, sheesh! =)

is this better?

Hellfrost why did you say most people here don’t understand money and don’t understand what makes starbucks tick? I think every person that posted disagreed with the OP, basically proving that we understand why starbuck is the successful franchise that it is, we may not have elaborated as AC (the communist) did, but I think almost everyone here disagreed with his sentiment. I thought it was a bit odd that you were accusing others of not understanding money as if we agreed with the OP. Seems like you were using a bit of a strawman there. I apologize if my assault on you was a bit over the top, can I buy you a frappaccino?

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Hellfrost wrote:
I can tell most of you have never owned a business or understand how money works because from the looks of it, you seem to have no clue what makes Starbucks tick. Like AC said, Starbucks serves a need, a need for people to casually meet in a relaxed environment with warm lighting that makes you feel at home, the small but subtle noise the coffee machines make, and the aroma of fresh coffee with a blend of fruit that compliments it.

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Can I be the first to tell you to please STFU!

You just sound like a pompous prick. I HATE pompous pricks
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That’s not at all what I thought when I read it. Go rub one out or something- you need to relax.[/quote]

I was over the top with my comment as I USUALLY am, nothing out of the ordinary. But if you’re calling me out on being over the top today I’ll tone it back a bit, sorry, sheesh! =)

is this better?

Hellfrost why did you say most people here don’t understand money and don’t understand what makes starbucks tick? I think every person that posted disagreed with the OP, basically proving that we understand why starbuck is the successful franchise that it is, we may not have elaborated as AC (the communist) did, but I think almost everyone here disagreed with his sentiment. I thought it was a bit odd that you were accusing others of not understanding money as if we agreed with the OP. Seems like you were using a bit of a strawman there. I apologize if my assault on you was a bit over the top, can I buy you a frappaccino?

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Sooo… who’d you fap too?

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If I’m going to sit down with a girl, I want soft lighting, decent music and comfortable seating. No one looks good sitting on a stool under the blinding light of a fluorescent tube. The iced coffee is priced to compete with Dunkin Donuts anyway, and that’s all I drink. Otherwise those instant Via packets are great.

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andrew is synonymous with being over the top.

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[quote]wfifer wrote:
Otherwise those instant Via packets are great. [/quote]
Toss one into a chocolate protein shake…Mocha Shake!

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
andrew is synonymous with being over the top.[/quote]

WTF kerley, you know mexicans don’t know words like synonymous!

I’m going to look up this word “synonymous” and I swear if I find out it’s something bad I’m gunna put a condom on your heart and fuk your feelings Kerley!!!

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Just looked up sysnonymous… We’re still friendzies!! :wink:

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Just looked up sysnonymous… We’re still friendzies!! :wink:
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great i can sleep soundly tonight.

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I did not read all of this thread so I did not mean to say everyone was clueless, just the younger crowd seems to have this “why does company X make so much money selling their sh*t when I am working my ass off doing Y”. I think there was a thread about something similar to self entitlement a while ago. Anyway my apologies for saying most in this thread were clueless as obviously there are quite a few who know quite well about having sex in Starbucks bathrooms!

I would love a frappaccino! =)

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I’m willing to spend a little money if it tastes good, plus it’s one of the only places I can get a cold coffee during summer. Besides the swill from McDonalds or Burger King. If you don’t like to pay that amount just don’t go.

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’m gunna put a condom on your heart and fuk your feelings Kerley!!! [/quote]

Holy Shit that was funny - you made me spit my fucking protein shake through my capitalist nose!

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I’m gunna put a condom on your heart and fuk your feelings Kerley!!! [/quote]

Holy Shit that was funny - you made me spit my fucking protein shake through my capitalist nose!
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Thats the second time I’v made you spit your protein this week I think! lol

Edit: After re-reading that I definitely could have found a different way of saying that! FML