Stuff Black People Like

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
New here or not, doesn’t make my point less valid. I haven’t read the Tiki for president thread so I cannot comment. Although, why is it that when a black person knows how to express him self properly it amazes people? All of a sudden he is as you so politely put it “articulate”. WTF?? Do you know how insulting that is?? I have never heard anyone say “Wow I really like John Mcain he is so articulate.” But you’ll hear all day is, “Wow I really like Obama he is so Articulate” Really?
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1.) Might want to mention Chris Rock when you basically quote a piece from his standup.
2.) I think calling somebody articulate is a fair compliment, especially when the current president (who happens to be white) is mocked every day for being basically illiterate. Personally, I think it would be nice to have a President in the office who won’t be a joke every time he makes a speech.

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
I think calling somebody articulate is a fair compliment, especially when the current president (who happens to be white) is mocked every day for being basically illiterate. Personally, I think it would be nice to have a President in the office who won’t be a joke every time he makes a speech.[/quote]

AMEN!

Can’t we get this thread back where it belongs, making fun of people for drinking purple stuff?

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:

New here or not, doesn’t make my point less valid. I haven’t read the Tiki for president thread so I cannot comment. Although, why is it that when a black person knows how to express him self properly it amazes people? All of a sudden he is as you so politely put it “articulate”. WTF?? Do you know how insulting that is?? I have never heard anyone say “Wow I really like John Mcain he is so articulate.” But you’ll hear all day is, “Wow I really like Obama he is so Articulate” Really?

I mean what is he supposed to be on the podium saying? “I wanna be President up in this Bitch!..Fo shizzle.” Come on man I understand it is meant to be a compliment but it is in its own way insulting. We don’t all talk like the Chris Tucker. Just like I’m sure you guys all don’t talk like Larry the Cable guy.

I think your mixing NY up with West Virginia, I think their state motto is: Where your cousin is always an option.

As I pointed out, as did numerous other posters, going ape-shit over that was just plain paranoid. Save the rage for overt and outrageous acts, not when someone innocently makes what he thinks is a compliment. Later in that thread, I point out that ‘eloquent’ is fine, quit having a cow.

As I and others have said, racism doesn’t go away if you look for it in every word and in every nook and cranny. All that does is make the person looking appear paranoid and breed resentment among those who get excorciated by paranoids.

Any huge task starts with a tiny step. If correcting the ignorant shit that you say in error is where we begin then so be it.

“It isn’t racism to want to destroy your country’s enemies. Bombing the hell out of the cockroaches is a very moral act. They want to KILL US, idiot!”

You are an educator if I am not mistaken? Wow, just plain wow, home schooling just looks like the way to go nowadays.

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What terms of honor do you reserve for the 9/11 bombers and the gentlefolk who make IEDs and send same into Iraq?

You started out semi-rational, then your true colors (whoops, hey jump on that! Its racist!) came shining (uh-oh, there’s another one!) through.

Save your rage for those who deserve it. You’re just pissing off white people and giving them another reason to not hire you.

I like Americans …you make me laugh.

My favoiurite quote on racism …

Black-American-Guy says to White-American-Guy
(Yes I do know that I’m already in trouble with some people already for using such offense and derogatory descriptions of my fellow man)

“Black people can’t be racist” …and yes he was serious

Another quote I like about race in the USA.

Nicloe Richie, to group of people.

“I am black” …kinda had to be there for that one …but trust me the look on the assembled peoples faces was priceless.

Equal rights and justice for ALL!!!

Cheers
Spaceman

[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:

New here or not, doesn’t make my point less valid. I haven’t read the Tiki for president thread so I cannot comment. Although, why is it that when a black person knows how to express him self properly it amazes people? All of a sudden he is as you so politely put it “articulate”. WTF?? Do you know how insulting that is?? I have never heard anyone say “Wow I really like John Mcain he is so articulate.” But you’ll hear all day is, “Wow I really like Obama he is so Articulate” Really?

I mean what is he supposed to be on the podium saying? “I wanna be President up in this Bitch!..Fo shizzle.” Come on man I understand it is meant to be a compliment but it is in its own way insulting. We don’t all talk like the Chris Tucker. Just like I’m sure you guys all don’t talk like Larry the Cable guy.

I think your mixing NY up with West Virginia, I think their state motto is: Where your cousin is always an option.

As I pointed out, as did numerous other posters, going ape-shit over that was just plain paranoid. Save the rage for overt and outrageous acts, not when someone innocently makes what he thinks is a compliment. Later in that thread, I point out that ‘eloquent’ is fine, quit having a cow.

As I and others have said, racism doesn’t go away if you look for it in every word and in every nook and cranny. All that does is make the person looking appear paranoid and breed resentment among those who get excorciated by paranoids.

Any huge task starts with a tiny step. If correcting the ignorant shit that you say in error is where we begin then so be it.

“It isn’t racism to want to destroy your country’s enemies. Bombing the hell out of the cockroaches is a very moral act. They want to KILL US, idiot!”

You are an educator if I am not mistaken? Wow, just plain wow, home schooling just looks like the way to go nowadays.

What terms of honor do you reserve for the 9/11 bombers and the gentlefolk who make IEDs and send same into Iraq?

You started out semi-rational, then your true colors (whoops, hey jump on that! Its racist!) came shining (uh-oh, there’s another one!) through.

Save your rage for those who deserve it. You’re just pissing off white people and giving them another reason to not hire you.

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1: I’m gainfully employed thank you, I didn’t have to soft shoe for the job either.

2: I refuse to condemn an entire race or region because of the actions of some extremist. Yes kill all those fuckers who are responsible for the attacks, or anyone who supports those bastards. Just don’t endanger the lives of people who just want to live there lives free of the worthless violence and bombings.

You are a real Richard, who just spews foolishness for the sake of a response. I refuse to continue this back and forth because,arguing a point on the internet is in itself pointless.

[quote]jtrinsey wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
New here or not, doesn’t make my point less valid. I haven’t read the Tiki for president thread so I cannot comment. Although, why is it that when a black person knows how to express him self properly it amazes people? All of a sudden he is as you so politely put it “articulate”. WTF?? Do you know how insulting that is?? I have never heard anyone say “Wow I really like John Mcain he is so articulate.” But you’ll hear all day is, “Wow I really like Obama he is so Articulate” Really?

1.) Might want to mention Chris Rock when you basically quote a piece from his standup.
2.) I think calling somebody articulate is a fair compliment, especially when the current president (who happens to be white) is mocked every day for being basically illiterate. Personally, I think it would be nice to have a President in the office who won’t be a joke every time he makes a speech.[/quote]

Chris Rock just echoed the thoughts of many Black Americans, he can’t be given credit for the origin of the topic but he did give voice to it.

Yeah Bush is a functioning retard, and articulate is the last thing I think about when his name is mentioned.

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:

Save your rage for those who deserve it. You’re just pissing off white people and giving them another reason to not hire you.

Again… straight up scumbag HH. [/quote]

That English degree thing didn’t work out too well, huh? That’s all you can come up with?

You sure got poisoned at whatever correspondence school issued you that worthless ‘degree’. Well, at least you can roll up some sticks using said paper and burn a few down behind the Garden Center. Still working there, I take it?

[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:

1: I’m gainfully employed thank you, I didn’t have to soft shoe for the job either.

2: I refuse to condemn an entire race or region because of the actions of some extremist. Yes kill all those fuckers who are responsible for the attacks, or anyone who supports those bastards. Just don’t endanger the lives of people who just want to live there lives free of the worthless violence and bombings.

You are a real Richard, who just spews foolishness for the sake of a response. I refuse to continue this back and forth because,arguing a point on the internet is in itself pointless.
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(1) Unless your employer is as delusional as you with this latent hatred of white people, better keep it under your hat. I’d fire you at once, for such delusional anger issues.

(2) By that reasoning, we’d have never won WWI or WWII. In fact, the Nazis never got a majority vote before 1933. At least half hated the Nazis and what they were doing. Yet we had to root out the cockroaches. Such is war…

(3) Running and hiding MAY be your best option. Good Choice!

Red and Blue make Purple.
Black and White make Mulatto.

Really though, this thread quit being funny long time ago. Why not leave racial humour to comedians?

Take Russel Peters, this boy made me pee my pants a little.

Enjoy,

TKO

Dying in bad horror movies.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Dying in bad horror movies.[/quote]

We actually hate that. It just happenes so much it looks like we love it.

We also hate:
Swimming
Long walks at night…in Alabama
Mayonnaise
Sobriety
and anorexic chics

I actually don’t mind mayo. And I’m offended by the sobriety comment! Being sober is like…the ultimate high!!!

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I actually don’t mind mayo. And I’m offended by the sobriety comment! Being sober is like…the ultimate high!!![/quote]

Your “Black American ‘Fight the Power’ Card” has been revoked do a lack of blackness.

Black people like hair styling tools with fists on them.

If I comb my hair, I want it to know it just got the shit kicked out of it.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Beast27195 wrote:
I actually don’t mind mayo. And I’m offended by the sobriety comment! Being sober is like…the ultimate high!!!

Your “Black American ‘Fight the Power’ Card” has been revoked do a lack of blackness.

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(sighs)

What can I say, too white for black folk, too black for white folk. Oh well. Doesn’t matter to me, The Mandingo Warrior!

…Starting funny/interesting stories with “what ha’ happen was…”

Black people like Cornbread.

“Ain’t Nuthin’ wrong with that”

  • Chris Rock

Don’t forget about Pig’s Feet.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Dying in bad horror movies.[/quote]

Laughing at white people for trying to find where the shots came from…while somebodies shooting.

I would looovee to see a picture of professor X combing his hair.

Black + White = Mulatto only pre 1970, and first generation only, then your black again.