[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL…because it just couldn’t be that had she not been so fat that the bullet would have MISSED her completely. Yes, let’s praise obesity for making you bullet proof.
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Hey, you’re just jealous because you’re NOT bulletproof.
Put down the haterade, X.
I found this to be the funniest part of the article by far:
“Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been “hollering” that she wanted to lose weight.”
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL…because it just couldn’t be that had she not been so fat that the bullet would have MISSED her completely. Yes, let’s praise obesity for making you bullet proof.
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Hey, you’re just jealous because you’re NOT bulletproof.
Put down the haterade, X.[/quote]
I’m just picturing obese people everywhere thinking they are now safer because of the fat.
“It helps me because…what if I fall down a flight of stairs???..now I can bounce my big ass to safety!”
“Seatbelts? Who needs those stinking seat belts when you have a 65 inch waist!???!”
This is like watching Darwanism happening right before our eyes.
Unfortunately, our current society will save these jackasses before they can successfully kill off their blood lines.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL…because it just couldn’t be that had she not been so fat that the bullet would have MISSED her completely. Yes, let’s praise obesity for making you bullet proof.
[/quote]
Hey, you’re just jealous because you’re NOT bulletproof.
Put down the haterade, X.[/quote]
I’m just picturing obese people everywhere thinking they are now safer because of the fat.
“It helps me because…what if I fall down a flight of stairs???..now I can bounce my big ass to safety!”
“Seatbelts? Who needs those stinking seat belts when you have a 65 inch waist!???!”
This is like watching Darwanism happening right before our eyes.
Unfortunately, our current society will save these jackasses before they can successfully kill off their blood lines.[/quote]
Ya know, your seatbelt comment reminds me of something I heard on the radio last week, that obese men suffer fewer injuries than lean men when seatbelted (or something to that effect).
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
So would I get booed out of this thread if I said I’m scared of PM’s avi and I don’t know who Sterling Archer is?!?![/quote]
10pm on the FX channel. Be there or continue to be square. 
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I might try to be cool or go back under my rock!![/quote]
ask your kids … they might know[/quote]
My daughter would have no idea unless Mr Archer was related to the Jonas Bros!! And 10 is wayy past her bedtime. I am a square parent also.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
LOL…because it just couldn’t be that had she not been so fat that the bullet would have MISSED her completely. Yes, let’s praise obesity for making you bullet proof.
[/quote]
Hey, you’re just jealous because you’re NOT bulletproof.
Put down the haterade, X.[/quote]
I’m just picturing obese people everywhere thinking they are now safer because of the fat.
“It helps me because…what if I fall down a flight of stairs???..now I can bounce my big ass to safety!”
“Seatbelts? Who needs those stinking seat belts when you have a 65 inch waist!???!”
This is like watching Darwanism happening right before our eyes.
Unfortunately, our current society will save these jackasses before they can successfully kill off their blood lines.[/quote]
Here love handles saved her life…WOW, no one will ever be able get her out of a McDonalds line now.
But by that wisdom if she was not so wide in that area the bullet would have went right past her.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
So would I get booed out of this thread if I said I’m scared of PM’s avi and I don’t know who Sterling Archer is?!?![/quote]
10pm on the FX channel. Be there or continue to be square. [/quote]
I might try to be cool or go back under my rock!![/quote]
ask your kids … they might know[/quote]
My daughter would have no idea unless Mr Archer was related to the Jonas Bros!! And 10 is wayy past her bedtime. I am a square parent also.
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apparently you ARE a square … lol … but better she be in bed before 10 than out roaming the street and being one of “those” teens … I take back anything bad I ever said about you (which has been nothing but I still take it back 
I don’t know man… I worked in trauma for a while and saw plenty of GSW’s that still ended up hitting vital organs.
Luv handles schmuv handles.
It could have been a low velocity round or lost momentum from a ricochet.
SHENANIGANS
Obese people have numerous crimes on their masticating heads. Not only are they responsible for the sinking of the Titanic (automatically condemning hundreds of innocent people to a watery grave), but I also hold them accountable for indirectly putting Celine Dion in a James-fucking-Cameron-movie.
May as well re-issue The Terminator with All By Myself as the love theme…fuck!
[quote]Spartiates wrote:
[quote]Rocky2 wrote:
OR if she was skinny, then the bullet would have missed her completely perhaps…[/quote]
Yeah, that was my thought…[/quote]
X3