Thanks everyone, I really appreciate all the comments.
@jasmincar: Why 8x3? I’m guessing it could possibly allow for some heavier weight since it seems like an approach closer to powerlifting, but I’m not totally sure about the logic behind it.
I decided on a two day split that draws a bit of inspiration from the last one. It goes as follows:
Day 1:
Standing Cable Rows-
I didn’t want to do barbell rows because my back is still wonky, and dumbbell rows weren’t treating my spine too well- plus the position was rather uncomfortable to my shoulders for whatever reason. I couldn’t find a good back exercise that wasn’t a row variation, so I eventually settled on this variant since I felt like it wouldn’t bother me at all. If it does, I’ll have to switch.
Dumbbell Bicep Curls-
I decided to start curling again, because when I used to curl like some kind of retarded curling chimp I had some really good arm growth. I’m thinking I’m going to start doing these for more reps, as they grew when I was doing them for 3x20.
Pull Ups-
Rather than Chin Ups because they’re harder, I feel them more in my back, and because I don’t want to be doing two bicep heavy exercises after each other.
Squats-
Since these are all back/arm exercises, I can just pound them here without restraint.
Day 2:
Bench Press-
To be honest, I’m not a huge fan of bench pressing. However I’ve definitely grown and it’s one of those lifts that I have a definite goal for- 135 for reps. That is a rather weak lift, but it’s a lift that I’d be able to talk about without shame, and one that I could do in the gym without feeling pathetic. So I’ve kept it in. I’m fairly triceps dominant, but I’ve definitely noticed some chest growth so I’m not too worried about that.
Shrugs-
Since I have to remove deadlifts due to my back, I’ve decided to put in shrugs to keep my trap development up. It was a toss up between these and standing cable crunches, and this was the eventual victor based on the premise of “I rape my abs harder on more exercises that don’t target them.”
Military Press-
I’m a bit worried about doing them on the same day as bench, so it’s possible I’ll switch them with rows. This one shouldn’t need explaining.
Calf Raises-
Another unnecessary one I suppose, it’s because I don’t have calves, and don’t really work them when squatting- not in the way I fuck the hell out of my quads, hamstrings, and glutes anyway. I’m hoping that it’s not that my genetics are horrible, but that I’m just too skinny. I’m hoping to grow them to the point that I can wear shorts.
I’ll be going M-F, or as close as possible. I start work in two weeks, which means my friends and such wont be getting in the way and it’ll be easy to fit it into a definite schedule. I forgot to go yesterday since I was spending the day with the girlfriend, so I started today. I’ll get back to recording my weight officially on Monday.
Today’s Workout:
Standing Cable Rows: 55 lb
3x8
These were new to me, so I started light. I feel these a lot more than the dumbbell variants, and without any of the problems that came with being bent over.
Curls: 25 lb
3x8
I’ll be upping the reps later probably. These were easier than I thought they’d be. The dumbbells have thinner handles than the ones at my college gym, it was actually unpleasant. Couldn’t feel my forearms wrap around them as much.
Pull Ups: 10/10/10
I would’ve done more on the first set, but I was doing them really wide grip because I’m adjusting to the new bar and grip.
Squats: 145/135/125
1x8/1x8/1x8
This one was a bit weird. I didn’t like my ROM, so after my first set I lowered the weight. Then, I still didn’t like my ROM, so I lowered my weight again. I can’t adjust the safety pins as easily here- I used to squat until the bar hit them- and I can’t check if I’m proper as well since this gym only has mirrors in front- not on the sides. It’ll be a bit of trial and error until I’m doing these back to form.