For me it was Farrah Fawcett.
When I was 4 I was crazy about her. I didn’t know what I wanted to do with her though. I mean I had an idea that if I was friends with her that she’d carry me in some sort of harness/swing under her dress. Really, that was what I wanted to do at age 4.
[quote]Nards wrote:
For me it was Farrah Fawcett.
When I was 4 I was crazy about her. I didn’t know what I wanted to do with her though. I mean I had an idea that if I was friends with her that she’d carry me in some sort of harness/swing under her dress. Really, that was what I wanted to do at age 4.[/quote]
Heh heh!
My cousin had her poster on the back of his bedroom door. He was probably 12 or 13 at the time. Once I was there and he jumped up, grabbed the top of the open door, and began humping away on the poster.
lol
Look, here’s Emmylou and her dog. Oh man the things that dog’s seen!
I’d walk 20 miles barefoot over broken glass and barbed wire to suck this dog’s dick just so he’d bark in his dog language the story of the last time he heard his master gettin’ rump-pummeled.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Look, here’s Emmylou and her dog. Oh man the things that dog’s seen!
I’d walk 20 miles barefoot over broken glass and barbed wire to suck this dog’s dick just so he’d bark in his dog language the story of the last time he heard his master gettin’ rump-pummeled.[/quote]
LOL!
Yeah, man. Emmylou is FIIIIIINE!
Speaking of pets, when I was in art school, I was dating an “older woman” briefly. She told me once she had finished taking a shower, and just casually lay down on the bed nude afterward and drifted off to sleep. She started having a very arousing erotic dream, and startled awake to find her pet cat had been licking her “cat” the whole time.
MeeeOW!
Pffft, she lies…she had peanut butter down there the hole time!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Searching YouPorn now for a video of Joan Jett and Emmylou Harris going at it…[/quote]
If you do that and find something then I’d walk 20 miles… for you.
I met Rosie O’Donnell at Disney world when I was a kid. I still have nightmares to this day…
Met Gordie Howe at his restaurant in Traverse city, he sat down and chatted with us because he knew the guy we were with.
Met the Tragically Hip at a meet and greet. Gordon Downie was kind of a dick but the rest of the band was very down to earth and stood around talking about hockey and how much they loved Detroit.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Sat next to Phil Jackson and his son (he has a home near here) on a flight out of my hometown a couple of years ago. As impressed as I am with his many accomplishments I wasn’t even close to star struck.
He visited with some of the other passengers but I did not engage him.[/quote]
you live in flathead?
I live near Muscle Shoals, Al where a lot of country and rock musicians own property and do some recording so ive actually seen quite a few famous musicians.
The only ones ive actually met though is David Allan Coe, Faith Hill, and Johnny Van Zant.
Other than that i was at a gas station outside of Birmingham last year and i could have sworn i saw Eric Hess(Butterbean).
I met Vic Richards at Costco. You could see the veins through his shirt and he was still big as a house. His shopping cart had nothing but porkchops, steaks, ground meat…etc.
Got a few - met Steven Seagal in the woods of all places. We were doing an assault climber course near Levenworth, WA and he was doing site location scouting for his Alaska/Oil movie he made back in the 90s. Dressed the same as all of his movies - all black, ponytail, etc. TALL guy - 6’6" range. Walking through our base camp poking around like he owned the place until we pulled weapons and escorted his entourage away. His assistant was smoking hot.
Had the cast of Blackhawk Down train at Regiment for a week before filming. We were dropping one liners from alot of their various films all week. Most went over their heads - especially the guy that plays Malfoy’s dad in Harry Potter and the bad guy in the Patriot. I figure it’s because he’s made so many damn movies. They really got into the training and PT except Sizemore. He pulled a cellphone in the middle of the first run on Monday and called his agent to get him outta there. Never saw him the rest of the week. Had a ceremony/graduation for the cast on the last day and the cast was like they were ready to storm Iwo Jima. Good to see them take things so seriously in their prep and portrayals. Good friend of mine was Ewan McGregor’s sparring partner all week in combatives. Great guy.
Waited in line to board a plane out of Cabo with Michael Anthony. He was packing his bass after playing Hagar’s Bday all week. I could only imagine that was his Jack Daniels bass in there…epic. Short guy. About 5’6"ish but HUGE calves. VERY humble guy. Met Vinnie Paul on same trip. Stayed in our same hotel. He’s one fucked up guy mentally now though. He would just sit in a chair and stare at the ocean ALL DAY. His GF would sit next to him but they would never talk. He would totally come out of his shell for a fan if they approached him, but go right back to zombie mode after.