Stan Lee vs Hugh Hefner

Stan Lee, because Excelsior!

Alan Moore. Wait, what?

As a huge comic book fan, Stan Lee without a doubt.

I think the two should collaborate… would be titulizing. AND 100 times better than stripperella.

I mean who wouldn’t dish out $ for the Ms. Marvel + Spider-Woman issues of playboy?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]SSC wrote:
Stan Lee… Why? The Hulk.

It really is that simple.[/quote]

More than that, Stan Lee is supporting all of Hollywood right now. Where the fuck would theaters be without super heroes? I am honestly betting many theaters would have gone out of business if it weren’t for many of the characters he directly or indirectly helped create.[/quote]

Bob Kane created Batman. But I know what you are saying.

Stan Lee is probably the oldest, richest nerd ever. I’m just glad Stan Lee was stil alive to see his ideas and creations to be brought into the mainstream the way they have in the last 10 or so years. It only took 30+ years for the general public to get see what a genius he is without having to pick up a comic book.

What would Batman look like if Stan Lee created him ?

…TO THE TIME MACHINE!

I would rather be Hef. Not sure if that means he wins or not, but that’s who I’d rather be.

Good thread, btw.

Btw, the Hulk would be too busy drooling over Hef’s hoes to do anything for Stan.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
But then, Hef has hoezzzz.[/quote]

Stan has hoezzz lined up at every convention he goes to. He doesn’t have to bother with having a roof over their heads or put up with their shit.

Stan > Hef

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
I think the two should collaborate… would be titulizing. AND 100 times better than stripperella.

I mean who wouldn’t dish out $ for the Ms. Marvel + Spider-Woman issues of playboy?[/quote]

You may be in luck:

From the article:

PR.com:And then you’re doing a project with Hugh Hefner and Playboy called Hef’s Super Bunnies?

Stan Lee:That’s right! (Laughs) We’re making him a superhero too. (Continuing his tongue-in-cheek dialogue with Hugh Hefner)…See what we’re doing is, we’re going to tell the world the truth about you, Hefner. Everybody thinks of you as a pleasure seeking, hedonistic, sybaritic type of character. You know, interested in partying and women. But they don’t know the real you, Hef.

PR.com:Is that what you said to him?

Stan Lee:He’s devoting most of his time and most of his life, risking his life, trying to protect America and getting no credit for it. I mean, it’s a real tear jerker. (Laughs)
It’ll be a cartoon and I bet it’s going to be very funny.

PR.com: Is he lending his voice to the cartoon?

Stan Lee: I don’t know whether he’ll do his voice or we’ll have an actor doing it. I’m going to ask him which he prefers. We haven’t discussed that yet.

PR.com: So it’s Hugh Hefner, and he has crime fighting Playmates of the Month, right?

Stan Lee: (Laughs) You’re coming very close.

PR.com: But you can’t give it away?

Stan Lee: No, you see, it’s a whole secret organization. The Playboy Mansion is the front for one of the greatest crime fighting organizations on the face of the earth.

PR.com:You know how people form conspiracy theories where they actually believe that something really is the case? People might start to think that this really is the case.

Stan Lee:Well wait a minute, wait a minute… you don’t think what I’m telling you is fiction?!

[b]PR.com:/b You mean Playboy Magazine, The Playboy Mansion and everything is just a front for a covert crime fighting operation?

Stan Lee: Well, I have a reputation girl! I couldn’t write anything that isn’t so!

^Does this mean that Stan Lee created Hugh Hefner?

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:
I think the two should collaborate… would be titulizing. AND 100 times better than stripperella.

I mean who wouldn’t dish out $ for the Ms. Marvel + Spider-Woman issues of playboy?[/quote]

You may be in luck:

From the article:

PR.com:And then you’re doing a project with Hugh Hefner and Playboy called Hef’s Super Bunnies?

Stan Lee:That’s right! (Laughs) We’re making him a superhero too. (Continuing his tongue-in-cheek dialogue with Hugh Hefner)…See what we’re doing is, we’re going to tell the world the truth about you, Hefner. Everybody thinks of you as a pleasure seeking, hedonistic, sybaritic type of character. You know, interested in partying and women. But they don’t know the real you, Hef.

PR.com:Is that what you said to him?

Stan Lee:He’s devoting most of his time and most of his life, risking his life, trying to protect America and getting no credit for it. I mean, it’s a real tear jerker. (Laughs)
It’ll be a cartoon and I bet it’s going to be very funny.

PR.com: Is he lending his voice to the cartoon?

Stan Lee: I don’t know whether he’ll do his voice or we’ll have an actor doing it. I’m going to ask him which he prefers. We haven’t discussed that yet.

PR.com: So it’s Hugh Hefner, and he has crime fighting Playmates of the Month, right?

Stan Lee: (Laughs) You’re coming very close.

PR.com: But you can’t give it away?

Stan Lee: No, you see, it’s a whole secret organization. The Playboy Mansion is the front for one of the greatest crime fighting organizations on the face of the earth.

PR.com:You know how people form conspiracy theories where they actually believe that something really is the case? People might start to think that this really is the case.

Stan Lee:Well wait a minute, wait a minute… you don’t think what I’m telling you is fiction?!

[b]PR.com:/b You mean Playboy Magazine, The Playboy Mansion and everything is just a front for a covert crime fighting operation?

Stan Lee: Well, I have a reputation girl! I couldn’t write anything that isn’t so!

^Does this mean that Stan Lee created Hugh Hefner?[/quote]

Yes. This means Stan Lee wins. Period.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Hef wasn’t cool enough to play himself in Iron Man 2, so Stan had to step in.[/quote]

Win.