Speak Like a Pirate Day

The time is nigh for National Speak Like a Pirate Day.

Prepare yerselves, ye scurvy dogs!

Well, sliver me giblets matey! That was a veritable treasure trove of plunderin pronounciations.

Aye, a great day for all!
Long live the Pastafarians!
YARR!

Yarr! Wenches, booty and plunder fer all t-mateys!

[quote]nephorm wrote:
The time is nigh for National Speak Like a Pirate Day.

Prepare yerselves, ye scurvy dogs!

Aaaarrrrrrrr!!!

Um… yar, this chair be high, says I.

Aye ye mateys, whats a Pirates favorite music?

Anything from CC Arrrrrrr…!

B.

I see the moderators be havin’ a field plundering day wit their land-lovin’ moderatin’ pillages on this fair sailing day.

I drink my rum to ye, both blessed and cursed moderator! Yaarrrr!!!

This is cheating, I know…

[quote]LowfatMatt wrote:
This is cheating, I know…[/quote]

Aye, that be cheating. But that be funny toorrr!

What do you call a pirate/pedophile/rapper?

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Kelly!

What’s a Pirates favorite Canadian football team?

The Arrrrrrrrgonauts!!!

B.

What’s a Pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrby’s!

Has everyone seen the new pirate movie?

It’s rated Yarrrr!

When it’s movie night, I run the projectARRRRRR.

“Speak like a Pirate Day”? What a barnacle-eaten bucket of bilge! It be just another day to Captain Vaaaarrrrrrrrrqanir!

But thunderin’ typhoons, where be me old shipmate, Dave Baaaarrrrrrrrrr?