Sounds From The Sky?

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[quote]forkknifespoon wrote:
While it’s been pointed out that ‘The Hum’ being mentioned on coast to coast disqualifies it from possessing any sort of significance, I have to say that C to C is one of the main things that gets me through graveyard shifts, and after a couple of hours of listening to it I start seeing the most out of this world paranormal stuff take place. Like a couple weeks ago when we had some warm air move through the front range Colorado there was this bum who took a shit in a trash compactor (where I work), and that’s pretty normal, but then he closed the door to the compactor and tried to spend his night sleeping in it, so I had to ask him to leave. [/quote]

Bwa ha ha!!!

The reason I know about the show is I would listen to it when I went to bed. It’s more conducive to sleep to listen to talk radio than pop music or something.

The same radio station used to play old radio shows like The Shadow and X Minus One and Gunsmoke.
Those were great. I download them for my iPod now.

Still, must end by saying Coast to Coast is a joke and whatever they say, the cmplete opposite is true.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
…Coast to Coast is a joke and whatever they say, the complete opposite is true.[/quote]

Agreed. Also, it has replaced old re-airings of The Twilight Zone which I was really getting into for a while and now kind of miss. C to C is a pretty strange phenomenon in itself, probably the most entertaining part is not the whack job guests, but the somewhat rare caller who is not only really into whatever the guest is discussing, but also happens to be incredibly mentally ill and seem really unstable. I’ve been tempted to call in to the show and tell them they have a legal responsibility to alert the authorities to some of their specific caller’s needs.

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I remember one time a guy who called in and said he’d created a time machine.

I kept thinking he was some hillbilly who’d bought an old used phone booth and hooked up a big bucket of acid in the top and when his cousin went in he told him to press the buttons for the date he wanted to go to and pull the string to activate it, thus dousing himself in acid.

The gooey mess at the bottom of the phone booth would be explained to authorities later as simply a byproduct of the time travel process, called chronoplasm.

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Obama Speaks about strange sound noise all around the world

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http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120124/sas-noisesnorth-120124

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120124/sas-noisesnorth-120124[/quote]

And this is what happened with alien abductions. A couple, in their car, gets abducted in the 50’s and before we knew it there were hundreds all over the world being anally probed by grey people.

Some might sa…but wait…what’s that noise outside…

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never mind. Was just a fox.

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[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Christine wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Anyone else hearing the sky making sounds? Above my apartment building it sounds kind of like a train or something but there’s nothing there.

Freaky Stuff.

Anyone know what’s going on? I’m not high or drunk btw.

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Maybe you need a teddy bear to protect you. [/quote]

That tattoo scares me.[/quote]

I kind of thought it was cute the way the teddy bear is protecting the sleeping girl from the monster. lol[/quote]

That is honestly one of the coolest tattoos I’ve ever seen.
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Totally agree. It’s not often you see a good humoured tattoo that’s also done very well. Kudos to the artist.
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I meant everything: the imagination of a child, her fears, the comfort and protection she feels in her “friend”, and the bears reciprocation of the love, the calm look on her face knowing that her bear won’t let anything bad happen to her, the bear protecting his friend, everything. That is seriously a fucking dope tat.
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I agree too and thought of that. And I don’t really like tats. Most look stupid and/or ugly, but that’s a cool tat.

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[quote]Stern wrote:
never mind. Was just a fox. [/quote]

So the foxes are behind it all?

Shifty little fuckers abducting and anally probing people!

EDIT: How’s your butt, Stern?

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[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
never mind. Was just a fox. [/quote]

So the foxes are behind it all?

Shifty little fuckers abducting and anally probing people!

EDIT: How’s your butt, Stern?[/quote]

No one will believe me!

I can recount vividly how they dragged me to their ship, which was rigged to look just like a foxhole… clever wee bastards that they are! There they tied me up by the roots of this fake earth and laid upon me with much lashing of their fox tails. As I screamed for mercy, a sliently eternal mental scream, one particularly large fox hovered near and spoke in this strange tongue. It was like an aquatic tongue, being spoken betwixt reeds, and this large fox said to me

“abllrr blrrr…fbbr fb blrblrblr”, to which the other foxes gasped and recoiled from me like the sea retreating from the shore!

What happened next is a bit of a blur but I was suddenly toppling, noting to myself that this must have been how Alice felt, until with a crash of quilt and pillows I found myself suddenly on my bed. Jo was soundly asleep next to me. Her soft, oblivious, snores were of little comfort to me.

Why had they let me go? I can only surmise that they must have figured out fairly quickly I was recently the victim of feline anal sac spray. They must have some deep rooted antipathy towards feline anal juice that we didn’t know about. I mean, it makes sense right? If they could butt-probe cats there wouldn’t be so many homeless cats wandering around all over the world!

I don’t know. Maybe I’m clutching. Maybe I dreamed it all in some sick temporary bout of psychosis. I have no markings to show. No restraint burns to corroborate my gruesome trial.

Just my story and a few more grey hairs. =(

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[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:

[quote]Stern wrote:
never mind. Was just a fox. [/quote]

So the foxes are behind it all?

Shifty little fuckers abducting and anally probing people!

EDIT: How’s your butt, Stern?[/quote]

No one will believe me!

I can recount vividly how they dragged me to their ship, which was rigged to look just like a foxhole… clever wee bastards that they are! There they tied me up by the roots of this fake earth and laid upon me with much lashing of their fox tails. As I screamed for mercy, a sliently eternal mental scream, one particularly large fox hovered near and spoke in this strange tongue. It was like an aquatic tongue, being spoken betwixt reeds, and this large fox said to me

“abllrr blrrr…fbbr fb blrblrblr”, to which the other foxes gasped and recoiled from me like the sea retreating from the shore!

What happened next is a bit of a blur but I was suddenly toppling, noting to myself that this must have been how Alice felt, until with a crash of quilt and pillows I found myself suddenly on my bed. Jo was soundly asleep next to me. Her soft, oblivious, snores were of little comfort to me.

Why had they let me go? I can only surmise that they must have figured out fairly quickly I was recently the victim of feline anal sac spray. They must have some deep rooted antipathy towards feline anal juice that we didn’t know about. I mean, it makes sense right? If they could butt-probe cats there wouldn’t be so many homeless cats wandering around all over the world!

I don’t know. Maybe I’m clutching. Maybe I dreamed it all in some sick temporary bout of psychosis. I have no markings to show. No restraint burns to corroborate my gruesome trial.

Just my story and a few more grey hairs. =(

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Ahahahaha. I choose to believe.

Someone should harvest that cat anal secretion and sell it. Feline Ass-Spray in a can!

You’re sitting on a goldmine man!