Now to answer Ericka. The DONKEY thing…Well that goes back a loooonnnggg way. The boys, er sorry, MEN, I meant, MEN will testify to that. Inside joke, TJ thingy and all. I do understand that they do make things that can help in “assisting” you along if you need be, however, I see you have alot of spirit and I doubt you would need any of that. Not to mention, if P Dog actually put the damn thing in he would relize that there is something that comes out to help with the lubrication if it does indeed start to get dry. So no dry humping worries for me. I just overnighted Kiko to P dog in hopes Ericka and I could hook up. You would really have to be in love with animals though. I look like a bulldog that has chased too many parked cars.
“if P Dog actually put the damn thing in he would relize that there is something that comes out to help with the lubrication if it does indeed start to get dry”
what? its lubricated? when did this happen?
“You would really have to be in love with animals though. I look like a bulldog that has chased too many parked cars.”
I have a soft spot for animals, especially wounded ones. As long as you aren’t all bark and no bite (oh I mean nibble).
I have a soft spot for animals, especially wounded ones
As long as it is between the legs were in business. WOUNDED ONES. HELL. I am more than JUST WOUNDED that is for sure. They just don’t get anymore WOUNDED than me. WHACKO I tell ya. Those parked cars hit the soft inner tissue of the cerebrum. Hey, my dick still works. Hey just in case you find out, my dick is just “average size” sorry. However it is not the size of the wave but the motion in the ocean. Not how deep you cast your bait, how you wiggle the worm. I may not hit bottom but I will scrape some off the sides. All those good terms so to speak. I doubt it will reach way up there in Sacramento. That sorta a stretch if you know what I mean.
“Those parked cars hit the soft inner tissue of the cerebrum. Hey, my dick still works.”
Not only are you wounded but not all that smart too. My kind of guy.
At least your dick still works, that’s the only part that matters right. Hey, What happened to being hung like a donkey? You get scared too and change your tune?
At least your dick still works, that’s the only part that matters right. Hey, What happened to being hung like a donkey? You get scared too and change your tune?
Remember, I said I would never lie. Can’t possibly say I am hung like a Donkey if in fact I really am not. Truth is. I am only crazy and maybe a little ugly. There are other parts that matter but we won’t get into that here. How bout a picture of ya so we can see how the ole chubby stick is working. Kick P Dog off the couch for me would Ya.
Alright…against my better judgement I am going to attach a picture of me and my daughter. I guess I’ll just have to deal with the criticism to come. As for kicking P-DOG off the couch…not neccessary. He’s not on my couch, he’s stuck on his.
OH MY GOD!!!
this thread has reached new heights!
this has officially become the steroid/hook-up forum.
at least on this forum ericka will be able to meet some guys with decent physiques. unlike the fatty’s that she usually spends her time talking to on aol.
I do have to agree with you on the fact that this thread has become completely inappropriate for this forum, and I offer my sincere apology for my part in its decline. In an effort to discontinue this nonsense this will be my final post.
However, I want you to know P-DOG I posted that for you. By now you have to have realized that everyone on here assumed one of two things: 1. I was just someone that you created to justify your sexual habits. or 2. I did exist as some ugly fat chick you met at a gas station. So, you see P-DOG I did it for you. So that they would know that I was real and did not resemble any large farm animals. You are welcome.
Damn P Dog you really…REALLY…made a boo boo. I guess you could always try. “I am sorry” and a couple dozen rozes for starters.
Definately cannot compete with that Ericka. Beautiful little girl by the way. I got two of my own.
The rest of you guys can Thank me by sending me money. After all I did ask for the picture. Oh, the wood is still definately working here too. OUCH 
I just thought about it. This is not nonsense at all. Anybody think this thread is declining? I think it just went through the roof. In all honesty, I did not think that you were being made up that was for sure. The farm animal thing I seriously doubted as well because T men don’t do farm animals, just stuffed animals and maybe the occassional DONKEY.
OMG how did i miss this thread. whey to post your pic after you talked about your BJ abilitys.lmao
what’s up, ive been scanning the forums looking for info on online sources. u posted something awhile back about a good online site to use. so far i’ve been told redicat and alin are the way to go if u have any info on this i would apreciate it. also i’ve been told that it’s pretty safe as long as u keep it small if u have any experiance on this i would appreciate it. thx
Dead posts are rising from the grave lately.