Amy!
Very funny Warhorse! I do have to admit that it may seem very shocking to you all that there is actually a female in existance that is willing to admit to having these types of relations with P-Dog, but I am certainly not his hand. All this time I had thought Amy was my competition…what a relief!
I think Ericka is actually an Erick with to much test and no anti’s
I think Ericka is actually an Erick with to much test and no anti’s
Been gone for a few days sorry. Have some catching up to do. Now this shit is funny. Either way you slice the cake…P Dog still be dry humping the hell out of somtin’. I bet his balls got some monster sized abrasions. You ever get rub one off on a zipper P dog?
funny you should ask. i find that the elastic from the tighty whities is actually the main culprit in most abrasion cases.
the trick is for both of you to get completley naked then you dry hump her ass crack. lube optional. almost better than sex!!!
Thank God I didn’t have the pleasure of experiencing that!
unfortunatley i have some bad news to report fellas. im sure youll notice the sudden change in ericka’s tune all of a sudden. well the free no strings attached dry humping days are over between us. she informed me today that i can no longer hump her because i lay on the couch too much, and never want to do anything besides dry hump her. go figure?
What does a girl have to do to get a real, clothing free, piece of ass these days? I just don’t understand it.
rofl!!!
WTF???
This topic needs to be dragged onto the street and shot!
What does a girl have to do to get a real, clothing free, piece of ass these days? I just don’t understand it.
You just pick up the phone and dial 1 800 ru12nvme. That will leave you with a smile and a limp, afterall, I am hung like a DONKEY.
P Dog. First you piss off M dog, then Kikko, now Erika. Man no wonder you so tired. You just stay on that couch and let the big dogs dogs play OK.
its ashame. ive lost three friends over the last few weeks.
Oh quit it with the pitty party cause you didn’t lose a friend you just lost the free benefits.
“hung like a donkey”…oh really? That could be interesting.
WOO girl, I really like your attitude. I tell you what. I will never lie to you. I really am hung like a donkey. Here is a picture. Now you get me down from here and you and me gonna have a good time OK? I promise, I will never, ever dry hump you, ever. What I do promise is that I will put it in all the right places and I will hump you dry. How’s that sound? P Dog has got it backwards. It should not be DRYHUMPING but HUMPING YOU DRY. See the difference? NO? Get with me and you will.
this has got to be the most hijacked thread in history.
“this has got to be the most hijacked thread in history.”
Why yes it does seem that way. So, allow me to continue with the trend…
ru12nvme, I’ve never heard anyone actually compare themselves to a donkey in this way. I am guessing that it’s a good thing though. As far as the whole humping til it’s dry thing…they make things to assist if that occurs. So, if done properly it really doesn’t have to end right? See what P-DOG failed to understand is that when it comes to benefits I wanted to benefit everyday, or at least more than once a week. I think I was just a little too much for him to handle.
but your BJ is so spectacular. why would i bother wasting my energy humping?
Ok P-DOG…on that note, you win. I definately can’t argue with that. Especially after seeing your toes curl for 20 minutes straight!
but your BJ is so spectacular. why would i bother wasting my energy humping?
P dog, it is too bad you are never gonna find out again. HOPEFULLY I WILL THOUGH!!!LMMFAO.
this has got to be the most hijacked thread in history
Nah, I can think of a few other we overtook. When is that show gonna air? I am getting restless over here.