SNAKES on a Plane

I used to think SLJ was a great actor but he has been in some bullshit ass movies lately. This movie looks dumb as hell and wont get my money. What the fuck was you thinking Samuel? Must have been sipping on the same shit Halle was on when she signed up for Catwoman.

[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I used to think SLJ was a great actor but he has been in some bullshit ass movies lately. This movie looks dumb as hell and wont get my money. What the fuck was you thinking Samuel? Must have been sipping on the same shit Halle was on when she signed up for Catwoman. [/quote]

That the movie would be fun, irreverent, and make some money. All of which seem to have come true. Unlike Catwoman

Fun, I guess. But Halle still got paid so unless Samuel has a revenue sharing clause, your argument makes no sense.

[quote]daven wrote:
Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I used to think SLJ was a great actor but he has been in some bullshit ass movies lately. This movie looks dumb as hell and wont get my money. What the fuck was you thinking Samuel? Must have been sipping on the same shit Halle was on when she signed up for Catwoman.

That the movie would be fun, irreverent, and make some money. All of which seem to have come true. Unlike Catwoman[/quote]

http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

Sure didn’t see that coming…

I saw it opening night.

GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN CHOICE MUTHAFUCKA

it was a better movie than I expected, and being with a big crowd of rowdy Sam J fans freakin out every time he’d do something that was very “him” was pretty damn fun.

Excellent movie. Very entertaining.

[quote]Amsterdam Animal wrote:
I used to think SLJ was a great actor but he has been in some bullshit ass movies lately. This movie looks dumb as hell and wont get my money. What the fuck was you thinking Samuel? Must have been sipping on the same shit Halle was on when she signed up for Catwoman. [/quote]

I agree with the Animal. I can’t believe SLJ actually got past the title of the script. I would have binned that sucker straight away.

Samuel L. Jackson is one of my favorite actors of all time. Nonetheless, the fact that there are snakes in the movie and I’m terrified of snakes, I will NEVER see the movie, no matter how much Samuel L. Jackson there is in it.

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html

Sure didn’t see that coming…[/quote]

thats beyond a prank, thats attempted murder if somebody got bitten. fuck that shit. i love snakes and all, but rattlesnakes have been some of the meanist snakes i have ever come across.i have never seen one that was’nt ready to go at it with whatever, including the big ass rock i smashed most of hteir heads with. they are just to tasty to let go. mmm mmm love me some rattle snake fajitas.


I had to post this here. I laughed when I did it.

CREATINE on a PLANE!

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Samuel L. Jackson is one of my favorite actors of all time. Nonetheless, the fact that there are snakes in the movie and I’m terrified of snakes, I will NEVER see the movie, no matter how much Samuel L. Jackson there is in it.[/quote]

Don’t worry about it. If you know anything about snakes, you can’t possibly be scared by the artistic license they take. Made up species, behaviors, and apparently mutant, venomous, over-toothed anacondas make this a laugh riot, not a scarefest. Best movie I’ve seen in the theaters this year.

Thank you sooo much for the reassurances.

At the same time, my fear of snakes is more superficial than their actual natural behavior. It’s the creepy slithery thing. Just like cockroaches- harmless, nonetheless if one shows up in the kitchen, I’m out the front door and halfway down the street until my guy or the neighbor intervenes. The crawly, icky thing doesn’t jive with me. It’s a girly thing.

[quote]Crispyknight wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
Samuel L. Jackson is one of my favorite actors of all time. Nonetheless, the fact that there are snakes in the movie and I’m terrified of snakes, I will NEVER see the movie, no matter how much Samuel L. Jackson there is in it.

Don’t worry about it. If you know anything about snakes, you can’t possibly be scared by the artistic license they take. Made up species, behaviors, and apparently mutant, venomous, over-toothed anacondas make this a laugh riot, not a scarefest. Best movie I’ve seen in the theaters this year. [/quote]

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
I had to post this here. I laughed when I did it.

CREATINE on a PLANE![/quote]

OMG, ROFL!