[quote]mazevedo wrote:
I knew shit would splatter all over this thread- awesome.[/quote]
It would have turned out a lot better if we had focused on the Donkey Punching…
[quote]smallmike wrote:
mazevedo wrote:
I knew shit would splatter all over this thread- awesome.
It would have turned out a lot better if we had focused on the Donkey Punching…[/quote]
The donkey punch is indeed of much relevance.
[quote]smallmike wrote:
mazevedo wrote:
I knew shit would splatter all over this thread- awesome.
It would have turned out a lot better if we had focused on the Donkey Punching…[/quote]
Here you go:-)
“Netster.com makes it fast and easy to find donkey punching”
[quote]Kreal7 wrote:
There was a guy at my old gym who carried his cigarettes with his keys and put them down wherever he went in the gym. Sometimes he would smoke after a workout right outside the door. What was even worse was he pretty damn strong too.[/quote]
this is funny because i used to race bikes and every other month or so this ex-russian speed-skater would show up for our the wednesday fast ride which was about 3 hours and he’d light-up about once an hour right on the bike. this pissed people off (amateur cyclists being the whiney high-maintenance bitches that they are)i always thought it was pretty funny because what really pissed them off was that he could absolutely hammer everybody in the group !
So??
Who gives a shit??
You live in the city… you spend all day sucking back people’s exhaust fumes from their vehicles, and now are complaining about a small cloud of cigarette smoke?
Give me a break.
I know your a women… but MAN UP.
HaHaHa!
Ya gotta love control freaks.
Tek- Did you ever notice that when you are in conflict with your surroundings, it is You that is in conflict?
I’m also a smoker, but not a mook. I’m a yinzer.
I also realy don’t appreciate second hand smokers. If you are going to stand around breathing my smoke, at least have the courtesy to buy your own, or quit complaining about it.
And if you are allergic, then by all means, quit.
Cigarette smoke is poisonous. People lock themselves in the garage with their car running to commit suicide. Here’s a great idea!!! Let’s inhale some carbon monoxide on purpose albeit in lesser concentrations.
If someone wants to poison themselves fine, but when I’m asked to tolerate poisoning in the name of another person’s unabashed self centered inconsideration that’s something else again. How much or actually harmful it is isn’t the point.
What if someone sprinkled “just a little” of their meds in somebody’s drink for instance. Hell, what if someone got up from another table at a restaurant and salted your food for you? Both would be ultimately harmless, but nonetheless presumptuous, intrusive and wrong.
Yet it’s supposed to be ok to impose your personal choice on those who apparently shouldn’t be as free to avoid something as you are to partake of it?
Automobile exhaust and intestinal gas are both unavoidable consequences of necessary human function and are not comparable. Cigarette smoke serves no other purpose than to feed someone’s self destructive habit and can be, indeed one would be better off if it were, lived without.
Being able to leave a gym without being bombarded by someone else’s unhealthy habit is not too much to ask.
[quote]DanErickson wrote:
You live in the city… you spend all day sucking back people’s exhaust fumes from their vehicles, and now are complaining about a small cloud of cigarette smoke?[/quote]
There is a difference here.
The vehicles causing exhaust fumes serve a purpose, transportation. In many (not all) cases, driving is necessary for people to get to their jobs, the hospital, the supermarket, etc. Cigarettes and smoking don’t serve any purpose of this sort.
Edit: Hadn’t read Tribulus’ post yet.
Tek: Let’s see. You have had problems with testicle sightings, smelly gym members, and now cigarette smoke outside your gym. Get over it, or maybe get over yourself. Possibly a home gym is in order. Unbelievable…
[quote]Brett T. wrote:
tekgrl wrote:
Brett T. wrote:
You’re obviously bisexual.
O.k., Brett, elaborate. What’s the correlation between being bi-sexual and hating smoking? Ah, just when I was going to invite you to the sauna…
Ah, tekgrl, you have already assumed things I did not say. There is indeed NO correlation between being bisexual and hating smoking. Let us explore this fascinating - even mind blowing - concept I have arrived at, shall we?
I believe that we can both agree that on your last thread I was able to penetrate deep into your mind and discover, because of your incessant qualms and ramblings about a particular testicle-showcasing-shorts wearer, that you actually wanted very much to fondle the very testicles you wrote o-so-much about. Yes yes, we did indeed agree that my carefully constructed and meticulously displayed logic was correct.
In much the same way I conclude that since you have taken the time to note each detail about this particular subject (ie. facial features, hair, clothing), it is clear that you actually phantasize about her, yes?
Yes.
Now “how”, you might wonder, “has he concluded that I phantasize about this woman in a sexual way?”
The answer is simple - it is the fact that you have noted:
The hair - a mane, if you will, used to attract a mate (which just happens to have been you in this particular case).
The clothes - In particular, he fact that you took note that she was wearing the thong (a garment nearly universally accepted as being sexual in nature) over her spandex. I’m sure that this combination left little to the mind, and equally certain that you had, at this point, imagined what you couldn’t see.
The lips - which you so wonderfully described - are perhaps the most sexual element of all. Not only are they highly regarded as being a sort of sex “symbol”, but you take this even further, describing how they wrap around the cigarette.
Before I continue, I’d like to point out that I have proven that you are both heterosexual and homosexual - and therefore “bisexual”.
Now when you describe the lips of this particular woman as “sucking the life” out of the cigarette - or shall we call it a “Freudian deathstick” (Shugs, some Internet page) - you are actually thinking of the act of…fellatio, thereby putting yourself in the midst of a threesome with one man and one woman.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
[/quote]
YAWN! Sorry dude, but I couldn’t read your incessant ramblings. I guess you didn’t really read mine either, or you’d notice my description of her wasn’t quite flattering.
So, yes, score 1 point for you to me being bisexual. However, I actually like attractive, non-smoking women. (I’d love to say Gina Gershon, but with my luck, she’s probably a smoker. Gabrielle Reece is hot for an older woman.)
Sadly, there are no women at my gym I find attractive,which is why I look at the guys:-)
[quote]Coldiron wrote:
Tek: Let’s see. You have had problems with testicle sightings, smelly gym members, and now cigarette smoke outside your gym. Get over it, or maybe get over yourself. Possibly a home gym is in order. Unbelievable…[/quote]
If you actually bothered to read my other threads, I don’t have a problem with the gym. The old man balls? Please, a lot of guys agreed that no one wants to see that.
Sweat at the gym is to be expected…my post was a guy walking off the street and starting his wo smelling like a sack of shit.
I don’t mind feedback, but if you want to give me some shit, know your facts FIRST. If my post annoys you, then go to the next one dude.
[quote]tekgrl wrote:
Brett T. wrote:
tekgrl wrote:
Brett T. wrote:
You’re obviously bisexual.
O.k., Brett, elaborate. What’s the correlation between being bi-sexual and hating smoking? Ah, just when I was going to invite you to the sauna…
Ah, tekgrl, you have already assumed things I did not say. There is indeed NO correlation between being bisexual and hating smoking. Let us explore this fascinating - even mind blowing - concept I have arrived at, shall we?
I believe that we can both agree that on your last thread I was able to penetrate deep into your mind and discover, because of your incessant qualms and ramblings about a particular testicle-showcasing-shorts wearer, that you actually wanted very much to fondle the very testicles you wrote o-so-much about. Yes yes, we did indeed agree that my carefully constructed and meticulously displayed logic was correct.
In much the same way I conclude that since you have taken the time to note each detail about this particular subject (ie. facial features, hair, clothing), it is clear that you actually phantasize about her, yes?
Yes.
Now “how”, you might wonder, “has he concluded that I phantasize about this woman in a sexual way?”
The answer is simple - it is the fact that you have noted:
The hair - a mane, if you will, used to attract a mate (which just happens to have been you in this particular case).
The clothes - In particular, he fact that you took note that she was wearing the thong (a garment nearly universally accepted as being sexual in nature) over her spandex. I’m sure that this combination left little to the mind, and equally certain that you had, at this point, imagined what you couldn’t see.
The lips - which you so wonderfully described - are perhaps the most sexual element of all. Not only are they highly regarded as being a sort of sex “symbol”, but you take this even further, describing how they wrap around the cigarette.
Before I continue, I’d like to point out that I have proven that you are both heterosexual and homosexual - and therefore “bisexual”.
Now when you describe the lips of this particular woman as “sucking the life” out of the cigarette - or shall we call it a “Freudian deathstick” (Shugs, some Internet page) - you are actually thinking of the act of…fellatio, thereby putting yourself in the midst of a threesome with one man and one woman.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
YAWN! Sorry dude, but I couldn’t read your incessant ramblings. I guess you didn’t really read mine either, or you’d notice my description of her wasn’t quite flattering.
So, yes, score 1 point for you to me being bisexual. However, I actually like attractive, non-smoking women. (I’d love to say Gina Gershon, but with my luck, she’s probably a smoker. Gabrielle Reece is hot for an older woman.)
Sadly, there are no women at my gym I find attractive,which is why I look at the guys:-)[/quote]
I agree, Gabrielle is hot…what gym do you wo at?
[quote]xalfred wrote:
tekgrl wrote:
Brett T. wrote:
tekgrl wrote:
Brett T. wrote:
You’re obviously bisexual.
O.k., Brett, elaborate. What’s the correlation between being bi-sexual and hating smoking? Ah, just when I was going to invite you to the sauna…
Ah, tekgrl, you have already assumed things I did not say. There is indeed NO correlation between being bisexual and hating smoking. Let us explore this fascinating - even mind blowing - concept I have arrived at, shall we?
I believe that we can both agree that on your last thread I was able to penetrate deep into your mind and discover, because of your incessant qualms and ramblings about a particular testicle-showcasing-shorts wearer, that you actually wanted very much to fondle the very testicles you wrote o-so-much about. Yes yes, we did indeed agree that my carefully constructed and meticulously displayed logic was correct.
In much the same way I conclude that since you have taken the time to note each detail about this particular subject (ie. facial features, hair, clothing), it is clear that you actually phantasize about her, yes?
Yes.
Now “how”, you might wonder, “has he concluded that I phantasize about this woman in a sexual way?”
The answer is simple - it is the fact that you have noted:
The hair - a mane, if you will, used to attract a mate (which just happens to have been you in this particular case).
The clothes - In particular, he fact that you took note that she was wearing the thong (a garment nearly universally accepted as being sexual in nature) over her spandex. I’m sure that this combination left little to the mind, and equally certain that you had, at this point, imagined what you couldn’t see.
The lips - which you so wonderfully described - are perhaps the most sexual element of all. Not only are they highly regarded as being a sort of sex “symbol”, but you take this even further, describing how they wrap around the cigarette.
Before I continue, I’d like to point out that I have proven that you are both heterosexual and homosexual - and therefore “bisexual”.
Now when you describe the lips of this particular woman as “sucking the life” out of the cigarette - or shall we call it a “Freudian deathstick” (Shugs, some Internet page) - you are actually thinking of the act of…fellatio, thereby putting yourself in the midst of a threesome with one man and one woman.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
YAWN! Sorry dude, but I couldn’t read your incessant ramblings. I guess you didn’t really read mine either, or you’d notice my description of her wasn’t quite flattering.
So, yes, score 1 point for you to me being bisexual. However, I actually like attractive, non-smoking women. (I’d love to say Gina Gershon, but with my luck, she’s probably a smoker. Gabrielle Reece is hot for an older woman.)
Sadly, there are no women at my gym I find attractive,which is why I look at the guys:-)
I agree, Gabrielle is hot…what gym do you wo at?[/quote]
I travel for work so it varies, Gold’s and 24 hr…prefer Gold’s though. Have you wo at the new one in Vegas? I heard it’s cool.
[quote]tekgrl wrote:
Coldiron wrote:
Tek: Let’s see. You have had problems with testicle sightings, smelly gym members, and now cigarette smoke outside your gym. Get over it, or maybe get over yourself. Possibly a home gym is in order. Unbelievable…
If you actually bothered to read my other threads, I don’t have a problem with the gym. The old man balls? Please, a lot of guys agreed that no one wants to see that.
Sweat at the gym is to be expected…my post was a guy walking off the street and starting his wo smelling like a sack of shit.
I don’t mind feedback, but if you want to give me some shit, know your facts FIRST. If my post annoys you, then go to the next one dude.
[/quote]
Go tekgrl, take no shit grl.
One mizzle tizzle:
Tek: Lets see . Drop it like its hot. You have had problems wit testicle rhymin’ smelly gym bitch n now cigarette smoke outside yo gym. Get over it, or maybe git over yoself. Possibly a hizzle gym is in orda. Unbelievizzles.
[quote]Coldiron wrote:
One mizzle tizzle:
Tek: Lets see . Drop it like its hot. You have had problems wit testicle rhymin’ smelly gym bitch n now cigarette smoke outside yo gym. Get over it, or maybe git over yoself. Possibly a hizzle gym is in orda. Unbelievizzles. [/quote]
It is annoying when smokers gather out side a building. I prefer clean air also.
Damn you guys are hard on her.
Smoke sucks and so does seeing some dudes balls. Tek seems OK for a girl with cooties.
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Automobile exhaust and intestinal gas are both unavoidable consequences of necessary human function and are not comparable.
[/quote]
I just wanted to quote this so I could laugh at it. I dont think I need to elaborate at the idiocy of what this guy just said. C’mon give me a break humans have been around for how long?
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Cigarette smoke serves no other purpose than to feed someone’s self destructive habit and can be, indeed one would be better off if it were, lived without.
[/quote]
The fact that Human beings even reside on the earth, in the numbers they do, is pretty destructive. I mean I am going out on a limb by saying this but what the hell, so is everyone else. I mean c’mon…the freaking DUST you breathe everyday is more harmfull than that ONE breath of smoke.
[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Being able to leave a gym without being bombarded by someone else’s unhealthy habit is not too much to ask.
[/quote]
Your absolutely right, as im sure it is irritating. Though alot of people here are WAY over reacting. Seriously to the person who started this, just ask her to move. If she refuses to move tell her you will kindly let the managment know, that she is inconsiderate. If no one can help you well im sorry, you can take some sort of physical recourse, or go else where.
I dont know though, if I didn’t smoke my opinion might different. I do not however expect other people to deal with my smoke, nor do I complain when they ask me to move. In this respect I agree with you, however I do not support you in any way, due to the fact that you have done nothing to solve the issue on your own.
Somehow I think all of you people who are behind the original poster, including the original poster, are just jumping on some sort of bandwagon. The problem here just seems to me like smoking is a convenient reason to bitch. As opposed to a real issue.
The REAL issues here should be, people who smoke in their homes and have kids. Smoke in their car, with kids in it. Pregnant people smoking. Smoking INSIDE any public facility. Being rude when asked to take your smoke else where.
[quote]Coldiron wrote:
Tek: Let’s see. You have had problems with testicle sightings, smelly gym members, and now cigarette smoke outside your gym. Get over it, or maybe get over yourself. Possibly a home gym is in order. Unbelievable…[/quote]
Don’t forget kids in grocery stores!
bro thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard. she wants to smoke a cigarette who cares your walkign right by her and it bothers u that much? plus if shes that hot i would ask her for one just to stand there and strike up the conversation and get her # and im a non smoker. the only thing that i ever sacrifice proper nutrition and sleep is for pussy