[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
your welcome[/quote]
That was amazing control [/quote]
If you think thats control I highley recomend a trip to East STL the strip clubs their revolutionaized what a human ass can do
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
your welcome[/quote]
That was amazing control [/quote]
If you think thats control I highley recomend a trip to East STL the strip clubs their revolutionaized what a human ass can do[/quote]
Well I have obligations that will never allow that, however I did enjoy the show you posted.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I would suggest allowing very small packages in at first and then gradually going up in size until big black packages are allowed.[/quote]
You know I find it despicable how black people will pick and choose which stereotypes they take offense to…now…let’s suppose someone had said “under no circumstances allow a black delivery man with a hoody on and eating skittles to deliver to your back door unless you have a white mexican who has taken it upon himself to guard the door”…you would have hit the roof X…but…you have no problem perpetuating the idea that black men have big packages…I just don’t see how this would be something the Black Community would continue to stand for…[/quote]
You are right…I should have said he should start with smaller white packages and then move to larger packages of no discernable color.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I would suggest allowing very small packages in at first and then gradually going up in size until big black packages are allowed.[/quote]
You know I find it despicable how black people will pick and choose which stereotypes they take offense to…now…let’s suppose someone had said “under no circumstances allow a black delivery man with a hoody on and eating skittles to deliver to your back door unless you have a white mexican who has taken it upon himself to guard the door”…you would have hit the roof X…but…you have no problem perpetuating the idea that black men have big packages…I just don’t see how this would be something the Black Community would continue to stand for…[/quote]
back off boiezz - this aint PWI yaknow~
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…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You are right…I should have said he should start with smaller white packages and then move to larger packages of no discernable color.[/quote]
No…start with small yellow packages…quit trying to make this about black and white packages…everyone knows it’s a fact yellow packages are teensy weensy…and ones from France…racist…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!![/quote]
So…the white guy is going to be making money off the black guy getting beat on? I hope this will be pointed out and that a major story arc involves Apollo’s grand fighting/training with his trunks pulled down past his ass which Rocky will hate at first, but then grow to love and even ape (no pun intended) as the movie culminates in Apollo the Third delivering a powerful load of love to Rocky’s back door.
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
If you think thats control I highley recomend a trip to East STL the strip clubs their revolutionaized what a human ass can do[/quote]
Is it like SpongeBob type stuff?
You just need to incrementally increase your employees’ comfort with backdoor entry over the space of a few deliveries. The first time he could just knock on the back door then deliver to the front, then he could open it just a little and say hello, again before going round the front, perhaps at this stage he could even use his package to wedge the door open while he goes round the front. The time after that he should be able to proceed with delivery to the rear with minimal discomfort.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!![/quote]
I can’t wait for when the franchise gets dragged on for so long that the 20th installment features Rocky Balboa’s brain implanted into a cyborg in a newly created robot boxing championship in the year 2345, fighting a mixture of Ivan Drago and Clubber Lang’s lobes.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!![/quote]
I can’t wait for when the franchise gets dragged on for so long that the 20th installment features Rocky Balboa’s brain implanted into a cyborg in a newly created robot boxing championship in the year 2345, fighting a mixture of Ivan Drago and Clubber Lang’s lobes.[/quote]
Shit, Fast and The Furious is going to have Vin Diesel in a retirement home trying to change gears after driving 10 miles with his turn signal on.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!![/quote]
I can’t wait for when the franchise gets dragged on for so long that the 20th installment features Rocky Balboa’s brain implanted into a cyborg in a newly created robot boxing championship in the year 2345, fighting a mixture of Ivan Drago and Clubber Lang’s lobes.[/quote]
Shit, Fast and The Furious is going to have Vin Diesel in a retirement home trying to change gears after driving 10 miles with his turn signal on.[/quote]
Ha, The Slow And The Dubious. I’d really like to see an old-age sequel to Indiana Jones, where Indy collects antiques for a television show and auctions them off to old pretentious snobs.
[quote]sen say wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…and for the record, the next ROCKY movie is going to feature Apollo’s grandson with Rocky as his trainer.
Hell yeah!!![/quote]
So…the white guy is going to be making money off the black guy getting beat on? I hope this will be pointed out and that a major story arc involves Apollo’s grand fighting/training with his trunks pulled down past his ass which Rocky will hate at first, but then grow to love and even ape (no pun intended) as the movie culminates in Apollo the Third delivering a powerful load of love to Rocky’s back door.[/quote]
In real life, it would be Rocky’s daughter…his wife…his sister…his mom…and his cousn on his mother’s side…all done with Magnums.
Edgy, have you thought about laying them off and hiring new employees that specialize in accepting packages at the back door? Or you could just outsource them all and handle all the packages yourself while they do all the other work over the phone from overseas 
[quote]TDub301 wrote:
Edgy, have you thought about laying them off and hiring new employees that specialize in accepting packages at the back door? Or you could just outsource them all and handle all the packages yourself while they do all the other work over the phone from overseas ;)[/quote]
I’d really hate to fire them and start over, they all have such unique qualities…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’d really hate to fire them and start over, they all have such unique qualities…[/quote]
Temp services offer some great options, and you can sort through them for a few months to determine which ones you want to keep.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’d really hate to fire them and start over, they all have such unique qualities…[/quote]
Temp services offer some great options, and you can sort through them for a few months to determine which ones you want to keep.
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okay, that is not really a bad option, but how do I stress to the Temp agency that this Admin position must accept surprise backdoor service on a regular basis?
that is a conundrum~
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’d really hate to fire them and start over, they all have such unique qualities…[/quote]
Temp services offer some great options, and you can sort through them for a few months to determine which ones you want to keep.
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okay, that is not really a bad option, but how do I stress to the Temp agency that this Admin position must accept surprise backdoor service on a regular basis?
that is a conundrum~[/quote]
There are plenty of third party agencies that cater for this kind of deal, and for a damn sight cheaper too, not so sure about company hygiene control though.
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
I’d really hate to fire them and start over, they all have such unique qualities…[/quote]
Temp services offer some great options, and you can sort through them for a few months to determine which ones you want to keep.
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okay, that is not really a bad option, but how do I stress to the Temp agency that this Admin position must accept surprise backdoor service on a regular basis?
that is a conundrum~[/quote]
There are plenty of third party agencies that cater for this kind of deal, and for a damn sight cheaper too, not so sure about company hygiene control though.[/quote]
That’s why you employ a temp agency based in Amsterdam. Standards are higher there.
Also…
…hash is legal there, right?
How is your relationship with the front office people? Next time you are expecting a delivery, make sure you are spending plenty of time up there. Perhaps surprise them with some muffins. You’d be amazed how far a little munching will get you.
Once they let their guard down, ram the packages through the back door. Sure, they will be startled, but as long as you have a firm grip on the situation, they shouldn’t put up too much of a struggle.