Sleepwalking Problem

The bed in my room faces the center of the room, with the headboard against one wall and the left edge of the bed a few feet away from a parallel wall. To the right of my bed is a nightstand with a lamp, clock, etc.

About a month ago, I fell asleep one night as I normally would, but woke up to an odd sight: the lamp shade of my lamp was on the ground by my bed, a couple of feet from the nightstand. This was pretty strange, IMO, as I thought it would have taken a conscious effort to remove the lampshade an put it on the floor.

I did not recall waking up in the middle of the night to any sound, or to any dream where I may have somehow hit upwards on the shade and knocked it off. This event befuddled me, but didn’t make for a whole lot of thought. Whatever. Other events were more important in my life, thankfully.

Last night, I went to bed around 11:00 PM, and woke up around 3:00 AM to piss/get water/take some advil (wisdom tooth surgery is a bitch). I went back to sleep, and woke up again around 6:00. I go to turn on my lamp, but I was greeted with an immediately chilling and familiar sight: no lamp shade. This time, however, it wasn’t next to my nightstand.

So I go searching for it: closets, desks, whatever. I looked for a few minutes, couldn’t find it, and looked on the left side of my bed, where there is 1-2 ft of space between the wall and my bed. And there it sits. Sitting there as though that’s where it would normally rest.

This time concerned me more so than the first, simply because a) it happened again, and b) I couldn’t have just knocked the shade off this time, it was obviously a conscious effort.

This story is really all quite unnecessary, but I felt like being epic about it. Any of you all suffer from sleep walking? Find any way to prevent it besides meds?

Note: I had been on vicodin two days before this latest episode, and painkillers are known to cause sleepwalking, uncommonly. But that doesn’t explain the first episode.

bump?

I don’t believe your sleep walking. Instead you either have a poltergeist or a vampire that stops in for a quick drink. You could also have a the same condition that Edward Norton had in fight club but its rare.

Poltergeist was my original guess, too, but it seemed a little too obvious.

I’ve been known to sleep walk. Didn’t think I had done it for some time until I was having one dream that was a little bit too vivid.

In the dream in was under a friend’s car, which was jacked up. I saw it coming off its supports, so I crawled across the ground as fast as possible. In the dream… I thought. There was a pain in my knee which seemed a little real, so I felt it (still in the dream) and it was wet.

It took good few minutes to realise what was going on and woke up standing in the middle of my room. I had somehow been scurrying around my room and caught my knee on a open computer case and given my self a nice, clean gash down my knee.

The best scar I have is a result of a dream…

Apparently some people can’t dissociate the movement sections of their brain from their dreams as well as other people…

Ever hear of the guys that sleep fuck?

Let me know if you guys wake up in the middle of a set. Then I’ll be truly amazed.

Next time you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

DB


Here’s why…

DB

Apparently your sub-conscious mind want to be the life of the party! Maybe you should get out more. 8^)