“I remember the first time a girl tried to slide her finger up my ass while giving me head. I pulled the clench and almost broke her fucking finger off.”
And you thought my imagery was nice! 
Anyway, maybe it’s gay, maybe it isn’t, either way that better not be MY dildo in your ass…
feels like a piece of vibrating shit to me.
No problem Sabrina, I think I could find a few nice places for it:-)
This post is hilarious…I am almost speechless as to what to say. I will comment on one thing:
Famous quote: “Choke me, spank me, pull my hair” Exzhibit.
no, yes and yes
Famous quote: “Choke me, spank me, pull my hair” Exzhibit.
no, yes and yes
Hey alittle playful choking can be fun too!! Shit I had a a girl like 5 years ago and we used to do some weird shit,choking was one of them…Hmmmm memories…
A girl is just not committed to me unless she’s willing to suck my ass…
Nikki-
That sums it up perfectly:
No-unless you want the everloving shit kicked out of you
Yes-god, yes, and please don’t talk to me about it just fucking do it.
Yes-especially in the library ;o
Thank you, Sabrina! It sounds like we are on the same page…how about:
no (not even in a library)
yes (how about in a library), I kinda like the talking though
yes (definitely in a library)
NN- Oooh, I like that kind of talk. I like it alot.
I meant more what RSU was talking about, "Um, do you think…uh…how would you feel about…is it okay if, um…maybe…uh, I could you know…just…well…smack…he he he…or you know something, whatever, we don’t have to…
Ugh! I hate that tentative crap.
I agree, Sabrina…confidence is HOT. Do you want some girl asking if she can go down on you, guys? NO! You just want her to do it, right?
The ass: gay or not, don’t you guys know you have a g-spot up there? Hello, milking the prostate…it may feel weird at first, but you will become addicted. Haven’t you people seen Road Trip?
answer: not gay, just different
Stop trying to cease her sarcasm Wideguy, she can’t do it, I have tried. It turns out that her Sublimina Ungulata Sarcasima is enlarged. To cover the appearance of it at the beach she wears a special medical garment but people still stare.
Yes, now you know where sarcasm comes from as well as the phrase “deliciously sarcastic”.
No, really she can’t help it…Chess makes me laugh all the time with her rapier of sarcasm, it’s gotten so bad that I don’t drink anything when we talk because if I get another Milk-Sinus Enema I’m gonna puke.
…as far as anal-probing with a dildo being “gay”, I’m not sure but I have to think that too many questions would be running through my mind to truly enjoy it, like:
“I wonder where it’s been before…of course, where the fuck would be worse than where it is now?”
“Should I wipe it off?..is that a courtesy?..my responsibility or just good manners?..fuck, they sure didn’t cover this in grade school, I mean what fucking good is knowing what fork to use when I have a serious Ass-Dildo conundrum on my hands?”
“Who else’s ass has this been in…and when, I mean it was pretty warm right off the bat…”?
“I wonder what’s in that box over there marked “Felching~Single use only”…looks like straws…Hmmm…she must really like Milkshakes, that’s an awfully big box…”?
…and whatnot.
Expect Chess to be by to offer her opinion on choking, spanking and hair-pullin’. An’ if she tells you that it turns her on if you just cum in your hand and toss it at her, she’s only being sarcastic again.
Trust me.
“Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded”
~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
“I hate that tentative crap”
Damn Sabrina, where were you when I first started dating?!? My 1st longterm GF was a prude in bed, and she had to be in a good mood to give me head.
Well, one day I said in a firm voice “Go down on me” and much to my surprise, down she went, and quickly too! From then on, I’ve had a lot fewer problems getting what I want in bed.
Guys have to be assertive and take the lead, in just about everything. Otherwise, girls will see you as a wussy.
Hey Sabrina and NIkki! Why don’t you start a thread on how guys can improve their chances of getting laid? I’m talking how a guy should act, what he should say, and what he should do
Come on, you know you want to do it!
Hey Sabrina and NIkki! Why don’t you start a thread on how guys can improve their chances of getting laid? I’m talking how a guy should act, what he should say, and what he should do
Come on, you know you want to do it!
Wouldnt that be <i>improve chances of laying S & N` ?
Asides the obvious extremes that we already know, you`ll never get consensus on anything, either from women or men.
“if I get another Milk-Sinus Enema…”
I just fell off the couch. If you can read this post my laptop still works.
Yup like Nikki kinda said, a dildo/anything strongly resembling a dick entering a mans a-hole is gay. However, a finger is acceptable as long as head/teabaggage is being administered. BTW maybe you little vixens havent’ had the right teacher/enviroment to really apprecitate a little choking/slap in the face. The key is you get to choke and slap me around first.
“I’m hungry as fuck and I’m sick of eatin”
“I only fuck chicks that enjoy the beatins”
Quote ???
Hey cake thanks for sprucing up my post with that sweet gap shot. I LOOOVE a chick with a cute little gap u can see from the back.
I am pretty sure that if someone slapped me in bed, I would choke them. Does that count? 
MMMMMmmmmmmHHHHHhhhhhMMMMmmmmm!
Wideness:
The “Gap” is possibly the most under-appreciated female body part, though when attention is drawn to it Men always stare open-mouthed until the spittle dripping down their chin runs into their shorts and makes the boys clammy.
This usually is enough to snap them out of it and make them shake their heads while making that cartoon “wobbly sound” a’la Looney Tunes.
Though the blu one does indeed own one of these, the pic is not of her (perhaps she will be good enough to post one…), Chesses crease at the top of her leg is deeper and infinitely more lickable and…comment on her gap, in the interest of propriety shall be held in reserve.
“The wise man bridges the gap by laying out the path by means of which he can get from where he is to where he wants to go”
~ J. P. Morgan