Skinny Jeans...Are YOU Cool Enough?

I wish I had more pairs of awesome pants. :frowning:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Does having quads so massive regular workout pants are tight make them “skinny”?[/quote]

Nope. It makes them AWESOME.[/quote]

I was just thinking that technically, my goal would be to have all my pants way too tight, just not because the pants were smaller.

When you wear sweatpants and it looks like spandex, you know you’re getting there.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]

No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.

No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]

I agree, but no ass is better than too much ass.[/quote]

Too much ass? Is that like the Tooth Fairy or something? I mean, don’t go post some pic of some obese behemoth either. I am talking too much ROUND ASS…this actually exists? Somewhere, there is some fine girl in Brazil who can’t get a date because she has a small waist and “too much ass”?

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Don’t get all into a(nother) tithy. Everyones got their own idea of what too much ass is. For reference, Jaime Koppe’s ass, not too much for me.

A sales woman tried to get me to put on skinny jeans. I said to her, “My CALVES are bigger than your thighs. So no.” Man or woman, if you any muscle at all, there’s no way to get into those things.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I got one whole foot in, guys!![/quote]
LOL! You’ll never get past your dick![/quote]
how could he when your head is in the way…EDIT: you made it way too easy, someone already got the low hanging fruit off the tree, but I’ll leave this one here.

[quote]Deorum wrote:
Small discrepancy here - worrying about what another man is wearing will never result in you being less “gay” than the man in question… and lets be honest here, this skinny jean hating subculture, is wrapped up in not looking gay. Very queer if you ask me.[/quote]
What? So if you don’t want to look gay that makes you gay? How bout criticizing people who are concerned about looking gay makes YOU gay. I hate this fucking rheotoric everytime the topic of gayness is brought up. “well maybe you’re just not secure with your own sexual preference blah, blah, blah…”

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/7/7/77174_ORIG-000_AAA.jpg

OK…OKAY…THIS makes up for the whole trend…AWESOME IS…

[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
A sales woman tried to get me to put on skinny jeans. I said to her, “My CALVES are bigger than your thighs. So no.” Man or woman, if you any muscle at all, there’s no way to get into those things. [/quote]

Very true. How I loved skinny jeans. But I’d rather give them up and struggle putting on shorts and have muscle thighs… I’m not asking for much :slight_smile:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]

No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.

No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]

I agree, but no ass is better than too much ass.[/quote]

Too much ass? Is that like the Tooth Fairy or something? I mean, don’t go post some pic of some obese behemoth either. I am talking too much ROUND ASS…this actually exists? Somewhere, there is some fine girl in Brazil who can’t get a date because she has a small waist and “too much ass”?

[/quote]

Don’t get all into a(nother) tithy. Everyones got their own idea of what too much ass is. For reference, Jaime Koppe’s ass, not too much for me.
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I am still confused. Does this mean any girl with an ass bigger than that turns you off?

I need visual aids.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]

No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.

No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]

I agree, but no ass is better than too much ass.[/quote]

Too much ass? Is that like the Tooth Fairy or something? I mean, don’t go post some pic of some obese behemoth either. I am talking too much ROUND ASS…this actually exists? Somewhere, there is some fine girl in Brazil who can’t get a date because she has a small waist and “too much ass”?

[/quote]

Don’t get all into a(nother) tithy. Everyones got their own idea of what too much ass is. For reference, Jaime Koppe’s ass, not too much for me.
[/quote]

I am still confused. Does this mean any girl with an ass bigger than that turns you off?

I need visual aids.[/quote]

Sorry, I lack the image scouring ability of guys like IMHungry, MaximusB and others.

who thinks this is too big? Still looks pretty good to me, doesn’t matter what type of jeans she wears as long as they’re on the floor.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
who thinks this is too big? Still looks pretty good to me, doesn’t matter what type of jeans she wears as long as they’re on the floor.[/quote]

Sometimes I worry about what is going on with young people of today. But I can see that your mind is in the right place. Follow this path young man and world will be your…damn…Damn whats her name??

…then there are girls who think they can get away with wearing skinny jeans and tight t-shirt while their midriff hangs out…(shudders) ugh!

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
who thinks this is too big? Still looks pretty good to me, doesn’t matter what type of jeans she wears as long as they’re on the floor.[/quote]

now we’re getting ridiculous.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
who thinks this is too big? Still looks pretty good to me, doesn’t matter what type of jeans she wears as long as they’re on the floor.[/quote]

I doubt thats real, but yes, if that’s real it’s too big for me.

Btw, when I came back I was surprised how low this thread dropped on the totem. Now I see why. Nice job, thread killer.

[quote]carbiduis wrote:
who thinks this is too big? Still looks pretty good to me, doesn’t matter what type of jeans she wears as long as they’re on the floor.[/quote]

That’s a bit too big… teh cellulite…

Jaime to the rescue…


http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/3/6/36ecb_ORIG-28352_ORIG_l_7eac5ad1ef19fc54ddf0f00d4f5baab1.jpg

Even jaime can go too tight. Ruins the form, wouldn’t you agree?*

*So no one gets nit-picky with me, when I say ‘ruin’ I mean it takes away from its majestic perfection to a small degree.

This thread has improved greatly since I last visited.

More ass please.