[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Yo, guys. Get with the times.
Skinny jeans are out.
Jeggings are in.
This dude is hip.[/quote]
Jeggings…what the…??? Jeggings what is a Jeggin…how is that guy geting blood to flow to his legs?[/quote]
Jeans + Leggings.
They are elasticated and have the jean ‘look’ printed on them. GIRLFRIEND has them.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Deorum wrote:
Small discrepancy here - worrying about what another man is wearing will never result in you being less “gay” than the man in question… and lets be honest here, this skinny jean hating subculture, is wrapped up in not looking gay. Very queer if you ask me.[/quote]
I got one whole foot in, guys!![/quote]
LOL! You’ll never get past your dick![/quote]
I would like to nominate this as the gayest post of the month. NTTAWWT
As trends go, that one’s pretty obnoxious.
But the one thing that comes to mind when I see that is wondering how the hell they avoid getting RACKED every time they move.
I mean when regular fit jeans get really old and they start to fit snug, that’s the one big danger is them binding up when you bend over or something and squeezing the family jewels in a most uncomfortable way. I would think that would happen whenever those dudes even take a step.
So on the scant occasion that I should notice someone in those I sort of wince a bit.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Deorum wrote:
Small discrepancy here - worrying about what another man is wearing will never result in you being less “gay” than the man in question… and lets be honest here, this skinny jean hating subculture, is wrapped up in not looking gay. Very queer if you ask me.[/quote]
I got one whole foot in, guys!![/quote]
LOL! You’ll never get past your dick![/quote]
Gonna be tough to get anything past his dick with you on it as much as you are. Now go make MOAR art!
Hey guys, I did a set of leg extensions the other day, and now my quads are SO SWOLE that I can’t fit into my Justin Bieber brand skinny jeans!!! What do I do? I can’t continue to attract underage middle school girls without those pants!
[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Hey guys, I did a set of leg extensions the other day, and now my quads are SO SWOLE that I can’t fit into my Justin Bieber brand skinny jeans!!! What do I do? I can’t continue to attract underage middle school girls without those pants![/quote]
Get jeggings, dude. They stretch.
I bought a pair of skinny jeans on accident. I was trying pants on and they lady kept bringing me pairs to try on. I tried on like 15 pairs and apparently accidentally put a pair of skinny jeans in my keep pile. I got home and tried to wear them a couple days later and couldnt pull them up past mid thigh. It was pretty funny but a waste of $50 bucks.
I don’t get it. But I’m old so I guess I shouldn’t get it. Now Why cant the trends I like for women ever catch on for more than just a season.
Summer Dress with no underwear
Low riders with thongs
Commuting to work in a Bathing Suit during Hot summer days (a new trend I would like all women to try)
Yeah I would never make any loot as a designer.
wooow SkyNett is hooge
Guys, these are selling among guys more than anything. I don’t have much against girls wearing tight clothes if they have an ass.
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]
No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.
No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.
[quote]four60 wrote:
I don’t get it. But I’m old so I guess I shouldn’t get it. Now Why cant the trends I like for women ever catch on for more than just a season.
Summer Dress with no underwear
Low riders with thongs
Commuting to work in a Bathing Suit during Hot summer days (a new trend I would like all women to try)
Yeah I would never make any loot as a designer.[/quote]
These are some pretty awesome trends if you set them.
I fucking hate these suburban hipsters who wear skinny jeans trying to look gangsta. It’s so fucking disgusting when you see one of them fat dudes sagging a pair of skinny jeans. WTF?
All my cloths are really loose and it literally is because my family can’t afford to buy cloth that fit all the time. I remember wearing pants that I had to roll up half a foot and shirts that go down to my knees back in middle school. Now they are actually a good size, but will probably be unwearable after a few months of bulking.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]
No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.
No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]
I agree, but no ass is better than too much ass.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]
No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.
No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]
haha
I just like the way skinny jeans grips their legs.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]
No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.
No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]
AKA squats and milk?
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Still fun to look at even if the girls have no ass.[/quote]
No, no it isn’t. Girls with no ass bring out feelings of sadness…and pity from me. It causes me to think of all of the girls I have seen with spectacular asses…and then I imagine “no ass girl” crying herself to sleep because every time she sits on the toilet, she has no cushion so it hurts.
No, girls with no ass deserve our understanding and our tears.[/quote]
I agree, but no ass is better than too much ass.[/quote]
Too much ass? Is that like the Tooth Fairy or something? I mean, don’t go post some pic of some obese behemoth either. I am talking too much ROUND ASS…this actually exists? Somewhere, there is some fine girl in Brazil who can’t get a date because she has a small waist and “too much ass”?
[quote]gregron wrote:
I bought a pair of skinny jeans on accident. I was trying pants on and they lady kept bringing me pairs to try on. I tried on like 15 pairs and apparently accidentally put a pair of skinny jeans in my keep pile. I got home and tried to wear them a couple days later and couldnt pull them up past mid thigh. It was pretty funny but a waste of $50 bucks.[/quote]
It is difficult for me to get some pairs of size 38 loose fit jeans past mid thigh, and when I do they look like skinny jeans from the knee up.
I even went into a skate shop looking for jeans one time and the clerk flat out told me they don’t carry jeans for guys like me, mostly just for guys like him. I wish I could wear shorts all the time.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Does having quads so massive regular workout pants are tight make them “skinny”?[/quote]
Nope. It makes them AWESOME.
