Skinny Fat Jealous Boyfriend Syndrome

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
HEY LANKY!![/quote]

I know you want to friend request me.[/quote]
I’m just so drawn to you! I don’t quite understand it myself, but it feels so right it can’t be wrong![/quote]

Sometimes, as humans, we just can’t fight the urges that come over us.

Do it. Do it.[/quote]

Is it weird that when I read this post I started giggling like a school girl and pushing away from my desk shyly?

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[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin. [/quote]

I’m much younger than you, but soon enough I think you’ll learn that I like to have have sex with men after shitting on their chest and that’s all there is to it. If I like a guy I’m going to bang him and it has no bearing on my (in)fidelity.[/quote]
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Ok maybe I wasn’t clear. If you and a girl are dating…and you screwed after only knowing her a very short period of time…what’s to make you think she’ll suddenly change and not screw other guys shortly after meeting them, despite being in a relationship with you? No shit adults fuck other people without being in relationships…that’s not what I was addressing.

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[quote]hungry4more wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin. [/quote]

I’m much younger than you, but soon enough I think you’ll learn that I like to have have sex with men after shitting on their chest and that’s all there is to it. If I like a guy I’m going to bang him and it has no bearing on my (in)fidelity.[/quote]
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Ok maybe I wasn’t clear. If you and a girl are dating…and you screwed after only knowing her a very short period of time…what’s to make you think she’ll suddenly change and not screw other guys shortly after meeting them, despite being in a relationship with you? No shit adults fuck other people without being in relationships…that’s not what I was addressing. [/quote]

If she was in a relationship with another guy and then fucked you shortly after meeting you, while still in a relationship, I could see your point. But if she wasn’t in a relationship, why would you assume that if she fucked you within a week when she was single, she would be likely to fuck some other guy soon after meeting him while in a “relationship” with you?

I use the term relationship broadly here. Dating could fit under that category in the way that I’ve used it here.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
On a side note, if you screwed a girl within 1 week of meeting her, and you’re “dating” her…chances are she’s gonna cheat on you pretty soon. Just sayin. [/quote]

I’m much younger than you, but soon enough I think you’ll learn that I like to have have sex with men after shitting on their chest and that’s all there is to it. If I like a guy I’m going to bang him and it has no bearing on my (in)fidelity.[/quote]
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Ok maybe I wasn’t clear. If you and a girl are dating…and you screwed after only knowing her a very short period of time…what’s to make you think she’ll suddenly change and not screw other guys shortly after meeting them, despite being in a relationship with you? No shit adults fuck other people without being in relationships…that’s not what I was addressing. [/quote]

If she was in a relationship with another guy and then fucked you shortly after meeting you, while still in a relationship, I could see your point. But if she wasn’t in a relationship, why would you assume that if she fucked you within a week when she was single, she would be likely to fuck some other guy soon after meeting him while in a “relationship” with you?

I use the term relationship broadly here. Dating could fit under that category in the way that I’ve used it here.[/quote]

Agreed. And I’d be happier if you (H4M) didn’t quote Dustin’s interpretation of my post!

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what is this thread about again?

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[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
what is this thread about again?[/quote]

Penises?

Or is it peni for plural?

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dammit stop posting that!

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^ Has small corpora cavernosa.

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Okay this arguing is getting fukin old, if you would actually READ my damn posts you would see that I already clarified some of the issues you brought up testy, but to reemphasize!! .

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that. [/quote]
You confusing my quotes with someone else’s I never said that I would hover over my girl or even go up to her if she was talking to another guy. THE ONLY THING I MENTIONED in regards to what I’d do if my girl left me to talk to someone else is I’d leave her. No macho bullshit, or claiming her as my property, I would simply leave. I’ve stated that twice in this thread already. READ MY POSTS!!!

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And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]
Okay this doesn’t make any sense… I never mentioned anything about people being threatened by me, not once. I said that I think it’s chickenshit when a guy doesn’t defend his gf and I listed an example of a time when I saw a guy walking with his girl, some guy tried talking to her, she said no and said stranger grabbed her and pulled her. The bf did nothing. Yes that was chickenshit of him. I don’t see how you interpreted that story as people not being threatened by me? I don’t hit on other girls, guys don’t need to be threatened by me…

You’re right, I mixed up your post with some previous to yours because you had jumped on the bandwagon saying that DBcooper was full of shit for saying this was due to insecurity. You didn’t say to go around kicking ass, it’s just the general direction the thread has taken.

I apologize.

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Page 10 cheeks!!!

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Okay this arguing is getting fukin old, if you would actually READ my damn posts you would see that I already clarified some of the issues you brought up testy, but to reemphasize!! .

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
If your woman is prone to fucking around, hovering over her won’t change that. [/quote]
You confusing my quotes with someone else’s I never said that I would hover over my girl or even go up to her if she was talking to another guy. THE ONLY THING I MENTIONED in regards to what I’d do if my girl left me to talk to someone else is I’d leave her. No macho bullshit, or claiming her as my property, I would simply leave. I’ve stated that twice in this thread already. READ MY POSTS!!!

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And for the poster who thinks guys are pussies for not acting all insecure, it’s because they are not threatened by you. Do something inappropriate and see what happens, it’s not the guy puffing out his chest you need to worry about.[/quote]
Okay this doesn’t make any sense… I never mentioned anything about people being threatened by me, not once. I said that I think it’s chickenshit when a guy doesn’t defend his gf and I listed an example of a time when I saw a guy walking with his girl, some guy tried talking to her, she said no and said stranger grabbed her and pulled her. The bf did nothing. Yes that was chickenshit of him. I don’t see how you interpreted that story as people not being threatened by me? I don’t hit on other girls, guys don’t need to be threatened by me…

You’re right, I mixed up your post with some previous to yours because you had jumped on the bandwagon saying that DBcooper was full of shit for saying this was due to insecurity. You didn’t say to go around kicking ass, it’s just the general direction the thread has taken.

I apologize.[/quote]

Oh let me clarify, I was simply declaring untamed uncut and relentless guerilla warfare on Cooper. He came in like George Foreman and I was like Muhammed Ali, he came in real strong, but I beat him with my mind!!!

Thats how it went down in my head anyways!