[quote]Deorum wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
V that is so fucking wrong! Rick Rolllllleeeeed!!! LOL
I’ll go for squat or bench or both. It’s not far by any means. I’m just trying to picture the conversation with a friend; I say, “take a ride with me”. He says, “where we going”. I say, “to this gym in bala cynwyd to see some guy bench and squat”. He says, “why”. I reply, “because he said on tnation that he can bench 350 and squat 400 and a good portion of the tnation readership says he can’t”. to which he replies, “what’s T-Nation?”. I say, “oh, it’s an online magazine about training and nutrition, has some message boards…”. He interrupts, “what the fuck is a message board?”. I say, “forget that, we’re going to see if this dude can put up 350”. He says, “why do you give a fuck”. I reply, “because he could be lying to inflate his E-rep”. “I’m going to film it as prove whether he can do it or not”. He says, “you’re going to do what?!”. Yeah, I say, “I’m going to film it…that’s right, we need PROOF”. After he’s done laughing, he says, “so, why do you give a fuck? you’re going to film some dude? do you want to fuck him or something?”. I reply, “Nevermind, let’s get something to eat instead”. LOL yup that is about how it would go.[/quote]
This is fucking hilarious because I know exactly what friend you’re talking about and I pictured this whole scene in vivid, Pulp Fiction-esque, Vincent Vega-Jules type car conversation.
Also around this post is as far as I got, what wound up happening? For what it’s worth I don’t think Sickabz numbers are unbelievable. Still I’ll give 15lbs to internet inflation and give him the remaining on his bench and squat.
Also I’d be down for this E-Gym trip. If its ever gonna happen let me know.
Oh and as ridiculous as this thread is I gotta say its damn entertaining.[/quote]
I don’t think Chuck has ever been on the internet in his life. All this would go over his head and then yes, he’d say, “you wanna fuck dude or something, you gay?”. That’s about exactly how it would go. The thread died. There wasn’t a massive call for this expedition. And now I find myself rooting for the guy because he takes this e-hate pretty good.