No wonder there’s no more work ethic in this country!
Today’s youth spend too much time “multitasking” in the shower to have any energy left to put in a solid day’s work.
Apparently.
lol
^you caught us XD
I think I f’ed up one of our toilets at home. Not kidding. My brother in law who is a plumber is coming over tomorrow to tell me if it can be fixed or I just need to get a new one.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Man, you don’t know how much it sucks to rush to the restroom in between heavy squats and leg press sets because you don’t want to shit your pants. This, three or four times during the session.
And the turd is always nice, big, squishy and stinky. But damn, does it feel so good when that fucker is out. I feel sorry for the girl waiting to use the toilet after me but when the shit gotta come out, it gotta come out!
This thread should be retitled ‘‘shit talking’’. LOL.
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I shouldn’t be turned on by this, right?
What i’m trying to say is, um… what if say, “hypothetically” speaking, I happened to be a teeny-tiny bit… aroused, maybe? Am I weird?
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I gotta go with, "abso-fucking-lutely, IH.
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Excuse me, sir… i’ve seen the porn that comes from the island that you currently reside on, and you can’t tell me that some of that shit hasn’t found a way into your psyche 
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Man, you don’t know how much it sucks to rush to the restroom in between heavy squats and leg press sets because you don’t want to shit your pants. This, three or four times during the session.
And the turd is always nice, big, squishy and stinky. But damn, does it feel so good when that fucker is out. I feel sorry for the girl waiting to use the toilet after me but when the shit gotta come out, it gotta come out!
This thread should be retitled ‘‘shit talking’’. LOL.
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I shouldn’t be turned on by this, right?
What i’m trying to say is, um… what if say, “hypothetically” speaking, I happened to be a teeny-tiny bit… aroused, maybe? Am I weird?
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Hahaha! Not weird at all.
By the way, this is so random and weird… I was wondering a few days ago while watching some program on National Geographics, how do you wake Greenie up in the morning when you’re hungry for her? Do you roarrrrrr in her ears or you do you purrrrrr??
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To be honest, when our schedules allow… it depends on the mood.
Sometimes it’s a sleepy purrrrrrr… Other times i’ll be wide awake and give a nice growl…
Then, there are the times where i’ll just pounce on her with a roarrrrrr 
[quote]imhungry wrote:
To be honest, when our schedules allow… it depends on the mood.
Sometimes it’s a sleepy purrrrrrr… Other times i’ll be wide awake and give a nice growl…
Then, there are the times where i’ll just pounce on her with a roarrrrrr ;)[/quote]
Haha! Gotcha!
I took a huge shit in 1995 and just got a letter from it. It got accepted to Stanford this fall!
This is what I did to mine, makes shitting a treat. Also notice the toilet seat bidet; adjustable water pressure/temperature, massage, “intensive impulse pulsation”, and hot air ass drying.
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
How about this one in Mexico, built over a disused 15-storey lift shaft?[/quote]
^Fuck me!!
That’ll make the shit fly out of ya.
Been making epic dumps myself recently. Took one yesterday at work. Half it was sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl complete with little pieces floating around + epic skidmarks. Heard the cleaner guy outside the stall so decided not to flush for a laugh! He went straight in after I came out!! Poor bastard. So tough trying not to laugh as I strolled out.
Serious question on this related topic:
Ever since changing my diet to samurai, my farts have been deadly, like 9/10 deadly. Is there anything I can do to decrease the deadliness?
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[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
How about this one in Mexico, built over a disused 15-storey lift shaft?[/quote]
Do the turds collect at the bottom of the shaft or are they disposed of through conventional plumbing?
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Man, you don’t know how much it sucks to rush to the restroom in between heavy squats and leg press sets because you don’t want to shit your pants. This, three or four times during the session.
And the turd is always nice, big, squishy and stinky. But damn, does it feel so good when that fucker is out. I feel sorry for the girl waiting to use the toilet after me but when the shit gotta come out, it gotta come out!
This thread should be retitled ‘‘shit talking’’. LOL.
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I shouldn’t be turned on by this, right?
What i’m trying to say is, um… what if say, “hypothetically” speaking, I happened to be a teeny-tiny bit… aroused, maybe? Am I weird?
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Um…
Horses for courses…
Meaning, given all of DNs admirable qualities, should we count a firm grasp of what constitutes “weird” among them?
Regarding using the facilities at work: apparently there’s an app into which you enter your salary etc. and trigger it as you enter and leave the restroom on company time and it maintains a running tally of how much you have been paid while tending to number 2.