My morning routine upon waking is sit up and drink 50 gulps from my liter water bottle (usually ends up being about 3/4 of the bottle). At that point, the bowels get triggered and it’s time for the first poo of the day. I find it to be a great way to start the morning.
Also, I have to credit countingbeans for a post years ago. He recommended psyllium husks.
After years of taking it, I will cosign on that. Helps regulate your poo schedule, add fiber to your diet, and make the process quicker and easier. Every now and then, I even have the ever-elusive 2 wiper. As in, I wipe, notice nothing, then wipe again to make sure I didn’t miss something and again, nothing. Those are awesome.
[quote]theBird wrote:
Related:
Ever since I have adopted the samurai diet + lugumes, I have found that my farts, even the small ones, are absolutely deadly.
Anything I can do to decrease the lethal aspect of my farts?
[quote]kakno wrote:
I’m a fan of shitting for a while. What do you think laptops are for?[/quote]
to beat off while you shit while you shower. [/quote]
Thats a lot going on at one time in the shower stall.[/quote]
Taking shitz taking showerz at the SAME DAMN TIME![/quote]
And beating off! If you had a hand free you could brush your teeth to.[/quote]
well i use the free hand to browse for better porn while im beating it, then when im satisfied i usually spark some greens, let the steam take care of the smokey. So yeah, you could say i multitask the shit outta my shower. Its quite a pleasant time to spend 30+min
