Sick of Manlets

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]QuadasarusFlex wrote:
Well now I know your from /fit/. They have a complex about height.[/quote]

ok… super newbie question that has been brewing for a while…

what in the hell is /fit/?? I’ve seen it mentioned tons of times but have no idea what it is lol.[/quote]

i’m assuming it’s the bb.com of /b/

so literally the worst place on the internet.[/quote]

I still don’t really get the double slash part but it’s ok.

I suck at the interwebz[/quote]

It’s 4chan’s “fitness community”, and yes, it is the worst place on the internet. Celtics has a profile there. I made the mistake of trying to look for it. Place makes the Hell dimension in Event Horizon look like a five star holiday resort.

No wonder Celtic’s eyes were empty and soulless.

I’m sick of Manatees.

They’re the poor man’s Walrus.

[quote]It’s 4chan’s “fitness community”, and yes, it is the worst place on the internet. Celtics has a profile there. I made the mistake of trying to look for it. Place makes the Hell dimension in Event Horizon look like a five star holiday resort.

No wonder Celtic’s eyes were empty and soulless.[/quote]

LOL!

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’m sick of Manatees.

They’re the poor man’s Walrus.[/quote]

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]It’s 4chan’s “fitness community”, and yes, it is the worst place on the internet. Celtics has a profile there. I made the mistake of trying to look for it. Place makes the Hell dimension in Event Horizon look like a five star holiday resort.

No wonder Celtic’s eyes were empty and soulless.[/quote]

LOL!

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’m sick of Manatees.

They’re the poor man’s Walrus.[/quote]

Dr. Katz: Jim Gaffigan's Manatee - YouTube [/quote]

Shit…I used to love me some Dr Katz.

Good times, good times.

OP was once considered a god on the nightclub dance circuit. He had it all: money, cars, women all thanks to the moves. Then almost overnight it seems, came the rise of the manlet. His mortal ballroom skills were no match for their almost supernatural booty shaking ability. He had no chance.

You see, manlets took away everything that was good in his life. Now, the manlet is a symbol of his failure. He sees them everywhere he goes. Sometimes, out of the corner of his eye, he might see the vaguest outline of one. He’d pretend not to see, only to whirl around in the hope that he’d catch one in his butterfly net to prove to the world that he isn’t just a crazy drunk spitting bile on street corners…but nobody else ever sees them. At least that’s what they say

…thread save

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:
What exactly is the criteria for a manlet?[/quote]

If you are in fact the real Byron Kelleher, then standing at 1.75m or 5, 7" you probably qualify.

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1.75m is 5.9’’ bro

OP should go back to bodybuilding.com. Maybe this post would get you “repped” over there. Otherwise, STFU and lift.

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
And who the fuck are calvin and the chipmunks?[/quote]

John Calvin and the chipmunks are a grind core band.

They split up in the mid Nineties…

but I heard they recently REFORMED.

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Holy shit, this is the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. It works on so many levels. I bow to your pun skills.

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:
What exactly is the criteria for a manlet?[/quote]

If you are in fact the real Byron Kelleher, then standing at 1.75m or 5, 7" you probably qualify.
[/quote]

1.75m is 5.9’’ bro[/quote]

Yes it is. Conversion fail for me I’m afraid.

Pretty sure 5.9 won’t qualify as manlet :slight_smile:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:
What exactly is the criteria for a manlet?[/quote]

If you are in fact the real Byron Kelleher, then standing at 1.75m or 5, 7" you probably qualify.
[/quote]

1.75m is 5.9’’ bro[/quote]

Yes it is. Conversion fail for me I’m afraid.

Pretty sure 5.9 won’t qualify as manlet :slight_smile:
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Did we establish a strict height cut-off?

Lew is 5’8" and 265 to 285 and is claiming manlet…nom nom…chocolate covered manlet status.

Can a guy who is 5’9" but weighs 140 also be a manlet? That’s a little tall for me, but I’m open minded.

Byron - I think if you submit pics, preferably with your shirt off, we’ll do our best to tell you if you are manlet material.

I think I can speak for Hallowed here. We are hoping that you look a lot like Ivan. :slight_smile:

Can 1.91m be the cut off for manlet height?

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:

[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:

[quote]ByronKelleher wrote:
What exactly is the criteria for a manlet?[/quote]

If you are in fact the real Byron Kelleher, then standing at 1.75m or 5, 7" you probably qualify.

[/quote]

1.75m is 5.9’’ bro[/quote]

Then I’ve failed at entering calculations for a long time…
Good to discover that I’m not 5.75, but probably closer to 5.10.
Some conversion systems seem to be give a different calculation. I wonder if it’s again UK feet/inches vs American ones…

Urban Dictionary defines a manlet as 5’7" and under.

Some of you claiming to be manlets are above that… but thanks for trying.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Urban Dictionary defines a manlet as 5’7" and under.

Some of you claiming to be manlets are above that… but thanks for trying. [/quote]

Does it count if we stoop?

[quote]Stern wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Urban Dictionary defines a manlet as 5’7" and under.

Some of you claiming to be manlets are above that… but thanks for trying. [/quote]

Does it count if we stoop?
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lol

[quote]Edevus wrote:
Good to discover that I’m not 5.75, but probably closer to 5.10.
Some conversion systems seem to be give a different calculation. I wonder if it’s again UK feet/inches vs American ones…
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I’m pretty sure feet and inches are the same the world over. I think it might be the way your doing the calculation

1.75m is indeed about 5.75’. But 5.75’ isn’t the same as 5’7.5" because there are 12 inches in a foot, so 0.75 feet is 9 inches. Hope that makes sense.

[quote]Merv77 wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:
Good to discover that I’m not 5.75, but probably closer to 5.10.
Some conversion systems seem to be give a different calculation. I wonder if it’s again UK feet/inches vs American ones…
[/quote]

I’m pretty sure feet and inches are the same the world over. I think it might be the way your doing the calculation

1.75m is indeed about 5.75’. But 5.75’ isn’t the same as 5’7.5" because there are 12 inches in a foot, so 0.75 feet is 9 inches. Hope that makes sense.[/quote]

Yeah, it does, thanks. I didn’t start using feet, inches and pounds until I started with bodybuilding. I think that some conversion programs, including the one in my phone, are using decimal systems with the inches, so they count only until 10, not until 12, making it give wrong reading.

In example, according to my phone, 1,82 is 5.9 and 1,83 is 6 feet.

<— Manlet. But in all fairness, I squat so fucking much it’s pushed me down a good deal.

Gee, there seems to be enough of us on here.

T-Cell anyone?