I read this entire post dear Christopher and 2 things are painfully clear. One? You were never in any “Calvinistic” community. My church teaches everything you weren’t and none of your misrepresentations in our foundational training program (FTP) for new members. Thou scoffer at strawmen hast thineself posited many in the above.
Two? I am reminded why, for the first three years I was here I didn’t get into these conversations. These discussions just cannot be adequately accommodated on an Internet forum and probably except in person. You’re a smart guy, as are most here, and I do not doubt that in your case the intentions are honorable.
However after dozens, maybe hundreds, of long detailed posts neither you or Elder Forlife, or Cortes, or Jake, Sloth hasn’t really said, none of the atheists, forget about Pat, none of you guys except with a meager smattering here and there, EVER comeback at me with what I have actually said I believe the bible teaches. I read this post of yours and thought “we’ve come this far and gone practically nowhere”. Of course that will delight the unbelievers who will take it as evidence of how fruitless belief in a supernatural God really is. So be it.
BTW, I don’t actually know what your church teaches in detail about Mormonism, but would be interested to learn more. I will say that Rome is not lacking in personnel who are more than capable of at least rightly concluding what the LDS theology proper actually is. From the little you’ve said that does so far appear to the case as well.