She Say Vs. Sen Say Crazy

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OK…my dog will not walk without me AND She Say…so…tonight I was playing monopoly with the kids and She Say was relaxing…anyway…about 10:30 at night she asks me to help take the dog for a walk…so…I say SURE…we head outside only to find out I have no shoes on…so…She Say says it’s gross and I say well I’m taking a shower when we get home…we walk about 50 yards before the neighbor lady who is about 70 years old comes outside in her see through neglige so She Say chooses that point to turn around as I have no shoes on…so…he barks his head off and we walk home only to find my nutty neighbor outside heading off to Boy Scouts…so the dog barks more…

Anyway…who is nuttier me for wanting to walk a third of a mile barefoot and keep everyone happy or She Say for turning us back to home and in to trouble as I’m barefoot? Believe it or not my marriage depends on your answers!

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[quote]Cortes wrote:
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Equal opposite crazy creates an equilibrium, so you two are great together.

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Point one: your marriage actually depends on the opinions of a bunch of semi-strangers on the Internet?

Point two: you don’t own a pair of sandals/flip flops/thongs/whatever the fuck they are called in your particular region of the world?

Point three: who is making a big deal over it? You or your wife?

If you’re the one making a big deal over it, just accept responsibility, apologize for causing trouble, give her a kiss and a foot massage, and all will be well.

If SHE is the one making the big deal, then what you have to do is accept responsibility, apologize for causing trouble, give her a kiss and a foot massage, and all will be well.

Seriously, dude. You’re married and don’t know this?

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Do you think they had sex?

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Do you think they had sex?[/quote]

Christian Bale and Kermit The Frog?

Abso-fuckin-lutely. with a triple snap in the Z formation

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you know about the whole barefoot running thing - right?

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Point one: your marriage actually depends on the opinions of a bunch of semi-strangers on the Internet?

Point two: you don’t own a pair of sandals/flip flops/thongs/whatever the fuck they are called in your particular region of the world?

Point three: who is making a big deal over it? You or your wife?

If you’re the one making a big deal over it, just accept responsibility, apologize for causing trouble, give her a kiss and a foot massage, and all will be well.

If SHE is the one making the big deal, then what you have to do is accept responsibility, apologize for causing trouble, give her a kiss and a foot massage, and all will be well.

Seriously, dude. You’re married and don’t know this?[/quote]

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you. [/quote]

You give them a lot?

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you. [/quote]

You give them a lot?[/quote]

Fuck you.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you. [/quote]

You give them a lot?[/quote]

Fuck you.[/quote]

You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you. [/quote]

You give them a lot?[/quote]

Fuck you.[/quote]

You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.[/quote]

Man, you best back off, I’m gettin’ a little pissed here.

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

Would you give a guy a foot massage?[/quote]

Fuck you. [/quote]

You give them a lot?[/quote]

Fuck you.[/quote]

You know, I’m getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.[/quote]

Man, you best back off, I’m gettin’ a little pissed here.[/quote]

There it is.