Shagged a Girl, Was She a Man?

OK so I went on a date with this girl last night and took her back to her place and banged the tv on and she put this thing on about transsexuals on tv and she was like you wouldnt even know the difference transwomen can be totally the same as normal women now days. I for some reason got it in my head she must be a post op tranny and i started eating her out and like panicking and i started fucking her and all the while was like if she is a dude would it be rude to just leave mid fuck?

Anyway I shagged her and we went sleep then shagged her again this morning. I am terrified now as for some reason I have it deep in my head she is a tranny.

[quote]BonnotGang wrote:
…I am terrified now as for some reason I have it deep in my head she is a tranny.
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But that didn’t stop you from banging her twice and spending the night.

Got it.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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“At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER”

You’re welcome…

LOL I am actually serious, however she is a sexy cunt so I can’t just be like, hey, thanks for letting me bang you… erm are you a tranny?

Meh fuck knows, might just be really rough and cruel in bed and shame her into telling me, then eat shit loads of asparagus and drink black coffee and make her swallow my loads as punishment.

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

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“At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER”

You’re welcome…[/quote]

Oh god. Thanks for that. Lol.

[quote]BonnotGang wrote:
LOL I am actually serious, however she is a sexy cunt so I can’t just be like, hey, thanks for letting me bang you… erm are you a tranny?

Meh fuck knows, might just be really rough and cruel in bed and shame her into telling me, then eat shit loads of asparagus and drink black coffee and make her swallow my loads as punishment. [/quote]

This pic is the only positive thing in the thread.

edit: *Was^

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

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“At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER”

You’re welcome…[/quote]

Tuckermax is the man!

[quote]corstijeir wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

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“At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER”

You’re welcome…[/quote]

Tuckermax is the man![/quote]
Nah he’s in love or some gay shit and blabbing about the error of his old ways.

If she has your kid in 9 months… not a dude. If she doesn’t…

So you eat pussy on the first date?

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
So you eat pussy on the first date?[/quote]

I think that is one of the things he is trying to find out.

^Hahahahaha well he fuckin ate somthing

Yeah, you caught the gay.

did she have an abnormaly large clitoris?

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
So you eat pussy on the first date?[/quote]

I do.

Unless it reeks.

If she/he was a tranny then I guarantee you they would have let you fuck them in the arse for a while. They might look and act female but the prostate is still there and they get off on it.

A guy like you should just be glad that something will willingly have sex with you.

On the off chance that this is a woman with functional reproductive organs, please wear a condom; you don’t need to be reproducing.

[quote]corstijeir wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

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“At one point during a lull in the conversation, a random gay guy got involved in our conversation, and figured out that I was straight and they were trying to get me to have a homosexual experience. He dropped possibly the biggest, most disturbing conversation bomb EVER DROPPED ON ANYONE EVER”

You’re welcome…[/quote]

Tuckermax is a douche bag piece of trash human being![/quote]

You got that right.

[quote]Ambugaton wrote:
A guy like you should just be glad that something will willingly have sex with you.

On the off chance that this is a woman with functional reproductive organs, please wear a condom; you don’t need to be reproducing. [/quote]

Well that escalated quickly.