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Forgot my logbook today. Had to spend all day at uni as well so todays workout is brought to you by 4 cookies and a scone!

Bench
198x3
220x1
231x1
198x6 PR

Then some Tate Extensions, rows and curls.

Originally I wanted to hit a weight PR but since I had to finish an assignment I didn’t get to train with the other guys. Since I suck at unracking I didn’t want to push it, so I did a rep PR instead.

Hitting PRs is obviously nice but I’m not enjoying the other exercises very much. Therefore I’m switching back to Sheiko! I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.
Luckily it fits with 3 cycles before the meet, with a deload and a weeks vacation put in between.

There has been no training since Wednesday. My mom was involved in a car accident (nothing serious happened) so I’ve been at home helping her.
I’ll be back at the gym tomorrow. I’m going to start doing some cardio as well since I’m in horrible shape.

Bench
121x5
2x143x4
2x171x3
5x182x3

Squat
198x5
2x237x5
5x276x5

Bench
121x5
143x5
4x171x4

Dropped all extra work.

Comments
The first round of benching was decent but it went to hell from there. The squatting and the second round of benching was horrible, but at least I got the reps I was supposed to do.

I imagine the following conversation took place during the squats:

Brain: WTF body? Why is this so heavy?
Body: Pwned! That’s what you get for eating shit all weekend.
Brain: Surely you can’t be serious?
Body: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley! trololol

I also got my order of protein powder today. Takes up whey more space than I imagined (pun intended). It even takes up more space than all my guitars put together.
Now I just hope I can stand it, since it’s unflavored.

How much protein powder did you get that it takes up more space than your guitars??

Props for the Airplane quote!

Also so jelly of your squat.

20 kg. Should last me a while.

I’ll trade some squat strength for bench. I’m not disco enough.

Damn now I’m jelly of your powdaz too. I haz none. :frowning:

Bench was always my worst lift by far so I’m keeping these gainz brah - looks like we’ll both just have to get more awesome at everything.

No need to be too jelly. I just tasted some and it’s not very appealing but it was very cheap so I’ll cope.

Getting more awesome at everything seems like a brilliant idea.

Read this log up since we were on page 2… I can handle a log in its birth stages but have mad respect for anyone who attempts to glean anything from my 20+ pages of random.

Awesome squatting, I’m wearing oly shoes these days too and loving them, doubt if I’m sinking my squats as much as you though! Good job on the squat PR and the meet success. I have a way to catch up with you on the squat, but smolov is putting me on the gaintrain… so make sure you stay ahead! We are similar levels bench press wise so we can have a race to being non-shit-pressers if you want?

[quote]jake_j_m wrote:
Read this log up since we were on page 2… I can handle a log in its birth stages but have mad respect for anyone who attempts to glean anything from my 20+ pages of random.

Awesome squatting, I’m wearing oly shoes these days too and loving them, doubt if I’m sinking my squats as much as you though! Good job on the squat PR and the meet success. I have a way to catch up with you on the squat, but smolov is putting me on the gaintrain… so make sure you stay ahead! We are similar levels bench press wise so we can have a race to being non-shit-pressers if you want?[/quote]

Thanks brah!
To be honest I’ve been lurking in your log a while so it’s not that impressive.

I’m not sure you’re way behind. I don’t think I’ve ever done 5x5 with 140. If you got used to going closer to your max I’m certain 180 would be right around the corner.

I’m always up for a less sucky bench press.

[quote]samoth2 wrote:
I’m not sure you’re way behind. I don’t think I’ve ever done 5x5 with 140. If you got used to going closer to your max I’m certain 180 would be right around the corner.

I’m always up for a less sucky bench press.[/quote]

Well I’m hoping for at least 165 to depth after the next 5 smolov sessions, I’d be pretty delighted with 170 but time will tell. We’ll work on that bench hard.

[quote]jake_j_m wrote:

[quote]samoth2 wrote:
I’m not sure you’re way behind. I don’t think I’ve ever done 5x5 with 140. If you got used to going closer to your max I’m certain 180 would be right around the corner.

I’m always up for a less sucky bench press.[/quote]

Well I’m hoping for at least 165 to depth after the next 5 smolov sessions, I’d be pretty delighted with 170 but time will tell. We’ll work on that bench hard.[/quote]
Could minimize potential spotters …

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Could minimize potential spotters …[/quote]

touche fine sir

I don’t get it :frowning:

Todays fooling around

V-grip Pull ups
10x3

50 seconds rest between sets. Felt pretty good but I’m still to fat for this.

Rower
3x500m 1.55 minutes pr 500m.

I though I could just row for 20-30 minutes but no way that was happening. This was freaking hard.

Powerwalk

15 minutes of incline walking.

Quick session between classes, not much but just to do something every day.
Hopefully this will help my pull up performance and my cardio.

[quote]samoth2 wrote:
I don’t get it :frowning:
[/quote]

Pretty sure it was implying we we’re screwing the benches

[quote]jake_j_m wrote:

[quote]samoth2 wrote:
I don’t get it :frowning:
[/quote]

Pretty sure it was implying we we’re screwing the benches[/quote]

I figured it was something naughty haha.

In other news my laptop got a virus yesterday. Luckily it was easy to get away but it’s still pretty annoying. Especially since I wasn’t visiting any sites I hadn’t visited before so I wonder where it came from.

Need moar gaming!

Todays Black Ops results:
8-8
24-10
18-4
14-6
20-2
25-0 PR
7-4

If anyone is still playing feel free to add me (PS3): ttjensen

I’m always up for a game of COD or Fifa.

[quote]samoth2 wrote:
Getting more awesome at everything seems like a brilliant idea. [/quote]
Absolute plan!

Todays workout

Pause DL
204x3
2x243x3
2x287x3
4x303x3

Incline Bench
154x6
132x6
3x143x6

Dips
+22x5
+44x5
+66x5
+88x5 PR
+66x5

DL from bumper plates
226x4
264x4
2x303x4
4x347x3 (Last two sets were from knee height)

Walking Lunges
5xbwx20

Ab Wheel
2xbwx10
bwx12

Comments
The pause DLs felt tough to begin with but got pretty good after a few sets. Incline and dips were “strong”. Nice to hit a dip PR.
The box DL felt super since it let me use a sumo stance, which I can’t do in our rack. Unfortunately I can never do them again, since it breaks the plates underneath according to the owner of the gym. I’ll try to figure out what to do instead next time.
Lunges were light with a focus on getting a nice stretch.

You could go buy some wood to use a blocks. That’s what I did.

Yeah but you train in a home gym right?
I probably wouldn’t be allowed to bring it. The gym is kinda small and really packed with machines.

Although we do have a squat box that can be taken apart. If the segments are the same height I guess I could use them. The gym owner is way too strict in some regards.