If you were a little closer I’d definitely go with ya.
That place is a joke. All that “judgment free” shit has got to stop. If you’re a fat piece of shit you need to go jog or do something so you’re not so embarrassed you can’t go to a real people gym.
This is truly a worthy cause. I only wish that I could help in some way.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
w00tage wrote:
dude, seriously, you have to do this and take a video, it will be hilarious
just make sure you’re wearing baggy clothes and stuff - try to look fat rather than built, or they’ll turn you away from what I’ve heard
hahaha, yeah man, i was thinking big hoodie and sweatpants.
just gotta find someone to come in with me with the same sense of humor who won’t be a pussy to film it all.[/quote]
I’d do it…but you picked the worst state to set up shop in. Let me know the next time you come through Texas and we’ll tear shit up.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Hey guys, so apparently they just opened up a planet fitness in t.town. Really curious to actually see what the inside of one of these forsaken places is really like.
Not to mention, the first monday of every month is FREE PIZZA, and the second tuesday of each month is FREE BAGEL day.
anyone wanna use up their one free pass and come check it out with me?
okok, honestly i just want to set off the lunk alarm, and get some good video to go with it.
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I really will go down there if you’re serious
[quote]masonator wrote:
I really will go down there if you’re serious
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done.
looks like we’ve got a date on mcfarland this summer.
tl;dr version = place blows
Story mode =
My mom & aunt joined one, and asked me show them a routine.
I stood there for 5 mins in amazement. 8 smith machines, not one free bar in the joint. My mother asked if I was okay. I went up to the desk and asked, “do you have the racks in the back?”
“No, they are all right there. There is 8 of them, can’t you see? I’ll have Tony our trainer show you a great circuit.”
“Where do people deadlift and squat then?” Flabbergasted.
“In the racks silly. Wait, whats a deadlift? That sounds dangerous. Let me get Tony for you.”
She turned and walked away, I turned to my mother and said, “If you listen to one fucking word out of Tony’s mouth I will disown you as son.” She saw humor in my statement, there was none.
(I showed them how to do everything with DB’s. Squats, sorta sumo type deads, press, bench, row, etc. Tony didn’t like me when I told him we were all set.)
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
She turned and walked away, I turned to my mother and said, “If you listen to one fucking word out of Tony’s mouth I will disown you as son.” She saw humor in my statement, there was none.
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I honestly laughed.
So are you going on Pizza night to do this?
You better make this good.
Are you looking to make a production out of this or just go in and drop some heavy shit and leave.
I think you should put some thought into this, something along the lines of the jackass skits. (I used the term ‘thought’ loosely)
If you need any ideas I’m sure the people here can start brainstorming.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
masonator wrote:
I really will go down there if you’re serious
done.
looks like we’ve got a date on mcfarland this summer.[/quote]
Let’s go on pizza day…I want free shit before I get kicked out lol
It looks like the “Lunk Alarm” protrudes from the wall. Set it off, then start doing chin-ups from it. Start yelling out intimidating bodybuilding slogans which really contain little or no meaning…“DEEP IT TO THE BURN!!”, “MAX REPS IN THE STRATOSPHERE!!”, or “DRIVE…DRIVE…DRIVE…TORQUE IT!!!”
Then help yourself to a handful of Tootsie rolls on your way out
Holymac and Masonator I wanna see a 135lb bb fly across the place like in the Branch Warren vid. Go big or go home.
Load like 500 on a bar, deadlift and drop it.
Go atg with 135, come out of the hole like its your job, and let the bar fly
Or go nutz yelling “ITS ALL YOU!!!” as you bench the massive 25 lb db’s
I can’t wait to see this. When are you planning on going in?
Pshhhhh… C’mon HM, anybody can go in, grunt, set off the lunk alarm, and get kicked out.
I think it would be much more entertaining to see you strut around the gym trying to set off the alarm by “judging” other members.
[quote]CrookedCrown wrote:
Pshhhhh… C’mon HM, anybody can go in, grunt, set off the lunk alarm, and get kicked out.
I think it would be much more entertaining to see you strut around the gym trying to set off the alarm by “judging” other members. [/quote]
Ha! Golden. Have a video of him just walking up to randoms… “I bet you’re a bad person,” and walk on. Judgement-free my ass.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
Or go nutz yelling “ITS ALL YOU!!!” as you bench the massive 25 lb db’s[/quote]
Best idea so far. You could also spot each other during your Tricep Kickback Strength Routine.
[quote]SSC wrote:
CrookedCrown wrote:
Pshhhhh… C’mon HM, anybody can go in, grunt, set off the lunk alarm, and get kicked out.
I think it would be much more entertaining to see you strut around the gym trying to set off the alarm by “judging” other members.
Ha! Golden. Have a video of him just walking up to randoms… “I bet you’re a bad person,” and walk on. Judgement-free my ass.[/quote]
Or walk up to some fatty sweating on the treadmill, strike a front double-bi right in front of him/her and then suggest they lay off the free pizza and bagels.
It would probably be fun to get a little lifting in, then just completely harrass every person there.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
looks like we’ve got a date on mcfarland this summer.[/quote]
MMF?