[quote]force of one wrote:
BlackLabel wrote:
force of one wrote:
When I was about 17 I was working in a mall selling pretzels. I had a kiosk that was kind of out in the middle of everything. Then this one night there was a kid that was screaming and screaming bloody murder. I mean I heard kinds crying all the time, but this one was the worst I ever heard, and the reason why was because his mother was beating him and pulling his ears really hard.
I tried to look away. I really did, but it was no good. They finally walked past me. I could see the kids ear was bleeding a little and i got so mad I started to shake. The woman gave the bleeding ear another hard tug, and I more or less took leave of my senses. before I even knew what i was doing I picked up a metal napkin dispenser and cold hummed that bad boy right at the bitches head. I was still realizing what I had done when I heard a loud KLANK. I took about one and a half seconds to watch the woman go down, and then I walked out into the crowd. I made my way to the upper floor to look from above and see how things went down. The woman and kid were gone. I found the napkin dispenser on the floor, and no one ever said anything to me about it. I don’t know if that was justice but I believe I did the right thing.
That was not the right thing to do. Im sure the bitch kept on abusing the kid, you shoulda called the cops and had them take her away.
Maybe your right. I didn’t think things through at the time.
I just maxed out on the rage factor. It was like on Gomer Pyle when Sargent Carter turns beet red and that vein stands out on his forehead and he looks like he’s about to have an aneurysm. That was how mad I got.
Of course calling the popo would have been the LEGAL thing to do. I know it would have ruined my life if the woman or anybody around had identified me so your point is totally valid dude.
But sometimes… for certain kinds of crimes jail just doesn’t seem good enough, you know what I mean?
Does she deserve prison? WOMEN’S prison? or think about maniacs like Casey Anthony. Or that motherfucker that smothered her kid to death on a playground and then buried him in the sandbox. Is jail good enough? Is that really justice for an innocent child that suffered?
Is it sometimes necessary to sacrifice our own humanity for justices sake? Sometimes i really think so. I think serial rapists, pedaphiles, and child molesters and abusers should all be tortured to death. When you see the devastation these people create in their victim’s lives, you can’t help but feel that way.
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I agree with you 100%, whoever commits rape/murder of a child should have the worst possible death.
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
One time I went camping all by myself. I was out in the middle of the woods when I heard a bunch of girls screaming. I ran toward the screaming and I saw 3 really big grizzly bears tearing the girls campsite up. I raced over there and drop-kicked one of the bears in the face, he went out like a light. I turned around to see one of the other bears charging at me. I stood my ground, backed up, then landed a haymaker right to the bear’s chin. He was stunned for a few seconds, so I picked him up and suplexed him on a rock. He was out like a light. The last bear wasn’t that big, so I shot in for the takedown, rear naked choke, and finished him off with a ground and pound. Now I have a blanket made out of bear skin.
Another time I was scuba diving off the coast of Mexico, all by myself. There were some rookie scuba divers about 100 yards from me, when I noticed a pack of 4 Great White sharks approaching them. I swam over there as quickly as I could. The rookies saw the sharks and started screaming and flailing about, I knew this wasn’t going to be easy. The first shark saw me swimming toward them, and tried to sneak around behind me. I spun around just in time to catch him with an uppercut that sent him flying out of the water about 50 yards back. When he landed, he quickly swam off. The other three tried to surround me, I managed to swim behind one of them, grab his tail, and spin him around using him as a club to fight off the other two sharks. I was swinging the one-ton shark over my head like a basball bat, clubbing the other two sharks into submission. I let the shark go, shot in for the takedown, rear naked choke, then ground and pound. I ate shark stew that night… It was pretty fucking good.
Another time I rescued the neighbor kid’s cat from a tree. True story.[/quote]
You left out the part after you killed the bears, when the girls were so grateful that they proceeded to fellate you. What a brave soul…
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Brother Chris wrote:
Shot a few tires out after hit and run, with unstable tanks in the back of an S-10.
So, shooting out tires, how did that work out for you? Tell more of the story.
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I didn’t I was in shotgun about 8 years old, but I did load a gun for my uncle who did.
So one time, my wife and I wake up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. Wifey is freaking out thinking someone is in there trying to steal shit. I get up, buck ass naked and start stalking through the house towards the kitchen to see what is going on.
Sure enough, some asshole is rummaging through our shit, but doesn’t notice me (cuz i have teh stealth.) Anyways I’m about to sneak up behind this motherfucker and strangle him, all ready to pounce and shit, and then he opens up the fridge. The fridge lights him up…turns out it was my wifes cousin.
We had company over earlier and it turns out he decided to stay, but we didn’t notice because we were busy putting the baby to sleep. So anyways…the fridge lights both of us up, her cousin turns around and is like, O_O “WHAT THE FUCK!”. And it’s just me and him, standing there, with my junk clearly visible. I’m like, “oh shit…sorry.”
I promptly covered my genitalia and walked back to my room not really realizing that I probably should have covered my ass as i was walking away too. The next day we couldn’t stop laughing about it. Her cousin was fairly traumatized, he kept saying, “omg I thought I was gonna get my ass beat or raped by your naked husband!!” Yeah…so not exactly a real crime in progress but someone almost got hurt!
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
So one time, my wife and I wake up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. Wifey is freaking out thinking someone is in there trying to steal shit. I get up, buck ass naked and start stalking through the house towards the kitchen to see what is going on.
Sure enough, some asshole is rummaging through our shit, but doesn’t notice me (cuz i have teh stealth.) Anyways I’m about to sneak up behind this motherfucker and strangle him, all ready to pounce and shit, and then he opens up the fridge. The fridge lights him up…turns out it was my wifes cousin.
We had company over earlier and it turns out he decided to stay, but we didn’t notice because we were busy putting the baby to sleep. So anyways…the fridge lights both of us up, her cousin turns around and is like, O_O “WHAT THE FUCK!”. And it’s just me and him, standing there, with my junk clearly visible. I’m like, “oh shit…sorry.”
I promptly covered my genitalia and walked back to my room not really realizing that I probably should have covered my ass as i was walking away too. The next day we couldn’t stop laughing about it. Her cousin was fairly traumatized, he kept saying, “omg I thought I was gonna get my ass beat or raped by your naked husband!!” Yeah…so not exactly a real crime in progress but someone almost got hurt! [/quote]
That’s just a little awkward.
[quote]HEAVYMETALMATT wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
So one time, my wife and I wake up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. Wifey is freaking out thinking someone is in there trying to steal shit. I get up, buck ass naked and start stalking through the house towards the kitchen to see what is going on.
Sure enough, some asshole is rummaging through our shit, but doesn’t notice me (cuz i have teh stealth.) Anyways I’m about to sneak up behind this motherfucker and strangle him, all ready to pounce and shit, and then he opens up the fridge. The fridge lights him up…turns out it was my wifes cousin.
We had company over earlier and it turns out he decided to stay, but we didn’t notice because we were busy putting the baby to sleep. So anyways…the fridge lights both of us up, her cousin turns around and is like, O_O “WHAT THE FUCK!”. And it’s just me and him, standing there, with my junk clearly visible. I’m like, “oh shit…sorry.”
I promptly covered my genitalia and walked back to my room not really realizing that I probably should have covered my ass as i was walking away too. The next day we couldn’t stop laughing about it. Her cousin was fairly traumatized, he kept saying, “omg I thought I was gonna get my ass beat or raped by your naked husband!!” Yeah…so not exactly a real crime in progress but someone almost got hurt!
That’s just a little awkward.
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When it happened i was too tired to care and was just relieved it wasnt a criminal. Saying good morning to him was a bit awkward though.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
HEAVYMETALMATT wrote:
AttackOfTheChris wrote:
So one time, my wife and I wake up to some loud sounds coming from the kitchen. Wifey is freaking out thinking someone is in there trying to steal shit. I get up, buck ass naked and start stalking through the house towards the kitchen to see what is going on.
Sure enough, some asshole is rummaging through our shit, but doesn’t notice me (cuz i have teh stealth.) Anyways I’m about to sneak up behind this motherfucker and strangle him, all ready to pounce and shit, and then he opens up the fridge. The fridge lights him up…turns out it was my wifes cousin.
We had company over earlier and it turns out he decided to stay, but we didn’t notice because we were busy putting the baby to sleep. So anyways…the fridge lights both of us up, her cousin turns around and is like, O_O “WHAT THE FUCK!”. And it’s just me and him, standing there, with my junk clearly visible. I’m like, “oh shit…sorry.”
I promptly covered my genitalia and walked back to my room not really realizing that I probably should have covered my ass as i was walking away too. The next day we couldn’t stop laughing about it. Her cousin was fairly traumatized, he kept saying, “omg I thought I was gonna get my ass beat or raped by your naked husband!!” Yeah…so not exactly a real crime in progress but someone almost got hurt!
That’s just a little awkward.
When it happened i was too tired to care and was just relieved it wasnt a criminal. Saying good morning to him was a bit awkward though.
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Should have checked the oil big guy.
I woke up around 3 am to go to the bath room, and as I was walking by the front window I noticed a car parked in front of my truck with the doors open. For some reason I did not want to wake the MRS up. So I just put on my underwear and snuck outside. I picked up an arm load of river rock and started stalking my truck and that car. All of a sudden the neighbor girl get out of the car half dressed and here I am standing with an arm full of rocks in my underwear.
I’ve witnessed a shit ton of assaults. Rarely do I step in unless it’s getting very bad… which sometimes happens.