“WTF dad, you said Santa would bring me presents, not grab my package!”
I thought you guys would find my kids’ Xmas 09 picture pretty funny…the little one wouldn’t sit still for anything.
Happy Holidays…
Oh Santa, Santa, Santa… I’ve very disappointed…
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Umm…I seriously hope thats YOU (or gramps or someone close from your family) in the santa outfit there, bro.
Gung Ho Ho Ho.
Urrgh…look what the second kid is using his hands for.
hahahah, awesome picture.
Hmm, so thats why Santa breaks into houses every Christmas Eve night. Not to deliver presents but to watch the little kids in their sleep. The delivering of presents is most likely a facade.
And so many of you thought Santa could take the Easter Bunny. Santa obviously preys on the weak because he’s such a big pussy.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
And so many of you thought Santa could take the Easter Bunny. Santa obviously preys on the weak because he’s such a big pussy.[/quote]
That’s because he’s conserving his energy for bigger battles, not hopping all over god’s creation like an idiot all day. Santa has wisdom gained from centuries of experience.
Ol’ Santa is looking for that “Yule Log” in the boy’s pants.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Urrgh…look what the second kid is using his hands for.[/quote]
what, a gang sign? haha
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
roybot wrote:
Urrgh…look what the second kid is using his hands for.
what, a gang sign? haha[/quote]
Dare I ask who conducts the initiation?
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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
And so many of you thought Santa could take the Easter Bunny[/quote]
What do you think his fur trim is made of? It ain’t synthentic.