Is this your working look?
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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
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HA! Theres actually a joke among the diving community…
That was when sex was safe and diving was dangerous…
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Is this career move shaping up to be all that you wanted it to be?
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I’m not sure yet. Given I pass the instructor’s exam starting on friday, I’ll be working for aquanauts for two months working towards my MSDT cert. (A specialty instructor rating.)
After a while of that, I’ll let you know what I think of it all.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Is this career move shaping up to be all that you wanted it to be?
I’m not sure yet. Given I pass the instructor’s exam starting on friday, I’ll be working for aquanauts for two months working towards my MSDT cert. (A specialty instructor rating.)
After a while of that, I’ll let you know what I think of it all.[/quote]
I think it’s already been worth it for you. Yeah okay, I’m not you…but it’s better than what you were doing yes? I hope you don’t regret it at all.
PS…I like the picture of you in the dryer.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
I think it’s already been worth it for you. Yeah okay, I’m not you…but it’s better than what you were doing yes? I hope you don’t regret it at all.
PS…I like the picture of you in the dryer.
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Oh, absolutely I like my situation now miles more than I did back when I was in CT. OG, if thats what you meant, then yes, I’m loving it. I thought you meant as an instructor- which I’m not yet- but I’ll elaborate later, when I am… hopefully.
HA! Where is that picture, anyway? And how’d you see it? lol
hahhaa I love that picture
but I still hate Ryan…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
PS…I like the picture of you in the dryer.
HA! Where is that picture, anyway? And how’d you see it? lol
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Lol…I think I saw it in the muscle sorority section…and it gave me much lulz. Do you think it would make a fine avatar? :op
Picture this:
I’m walking out of Lek’s with a Chang beer (22 oz bottle.) It’s humid as shit, the beer has been sitting out for a few minutes, and it’s a bit wet.
I stand up, say bye to everyone to head up to my room to work on my presentations and standards, etc…
A second later, the bottle slips from my hand, luckily, it hit the back of the bench so I had my hand around the neck of the bottle. For any of you who’ve ever had their beer bottle tapped, you’ll know what happens. Well, if you dont know, it foams up. It just so happened that I had my thumb across the top of the bottle and not a millisecond later, foam came shooting out of the bottle, right in my face, all over my shirt. It looked like I pissed myself. Beer all over the floor. Landed on another intern.
Fucking brilliant. I guess it’s one of those “had to be there” stories, but I’m sure if you can picture it accurately, you’ll have a bit of a laugh.
Aside from that, I’ve been working my fucking bollocks off for this instructor development course. The exam is this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Wish me luck.
As for the IE party, I dont think we’re going to have it at the “playboy mansion” like I previously mentioned. Majority of the interns didnt feel like paying the extra money to have it there, so I think it’s just going to be a pool party like last time. I think I’ll actually have my underwater camera for that, and have someone make sure it (as well as I) get home safely.
Later.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
As for the IE party, I dont think we’re going to have it at the “playboy mansion” like I previously mentioned. Majority of the interns didnt feel like paying the extra money to have it there, so I think it’s just going to be a pool party like last time. I think I’ll actually have my underwater camera for that, and have someone make sure it (as well as I) get home safely.
Later.[/quote]
What a bunch of assholes. Maybe when you come back to Cali you can go to the REAL Playboy mansion.
So, last night was two of the interns’ last night here.
I was thinking about going out with them, but I thought better of it to stay in and study.
Turns out, that was the right idea. The talk of the town (read: interns) today has been how they sucked each other off in one of the go-go bars.
Not a good night out. Probably not going to be the best time of their lives here with a few of the interns, as well as one of the course directors, who has got to be the most politically incorrect fucker I’ve ever met.
As was put by one of the interns, “cock in gob.”
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.[/quote]
…damn… hahahahahaha. Well Ryan what have you got to say to that?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.[/quote]
No offence to rjc, but I have to agree. You’re in Thailand! Get crazy!
[quote]Unkie25 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.
…damn… hahahahahaha. Well Ryan what have you got to say to that?
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Hey, I’m not Ryan…but I will say, bodygaurd is a wannabe. Aren’t you love. Are you disappointed because you’re trying to live vicariously through Ryan… I think so. Loser. Nobody ‘knows’ you… don’t worry about it chump. Nobody wants to either. You want him to have some fun like you do… paying for pussy?
I know you love the lady boys …but come on bitch… paying for it is a shame. You’re a shame. Nobody knows you, you’re a foolish idiot. Keep paying for your pussy. Join the pathetic threads and leave this one alone. You aren’t a man. Join the ranks…
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
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Look. Go somewhere else to jerk off. Because his momma reads this thread.
[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Unkie25 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.
…damn… hahahahahaha. Well Ryan what have you got to say to that?
Hey, I’m not Ryan…but I will say, bodygaurd is a wannabe. Aren’t you love. Are you disappointed because you’re trying to live vicariously through Ryan… I think so. Loser. Nobody ‘knows’ you… don’t worry about it chump. Nobody wants to either. You want him to have some fun like you do… paying for pussy?
I know you love the lady boys …but come on bitch… paying for it is a shame. You’re a shame. Nobody knows you, you’re a foolish idiot. Keep paying for your pussy. Join the pathetic threads and leave this one alone. You aren’t a man. Join the ranks…[/quote]
While I perhaps would not have phrased it this way, I definitely agree with Molotov’s sentiment.
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Unkie25 wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city? Are you a fucking priest or a T-man? Training for scuba instructor or the seminary? C’mon, either your test is completely absent and you’re not telling us about the fun you’re having. Which is it because as interesting as some of this has been, it’s turning into nothing more than I went to some exotic locale to get drunk, eat nasty shit and study. In the end, that is not all that interesting.
This is NOT a flame, but where’s the real story? For crying out loud, although I don’t have a sister, you’re turning into a candidate of someone I’d let date my imaginary sister, and that is NOT a compliment.
I read all these damn pages, waiting for something titillating, a bar fine there, a threesome here, a pic of a ho over there…interspersed of course with the scuba stuff. But nothing?! Some average chick in a blue bikini who you can’t/haven’t conquested?
Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.
…damn… hahahahahaha. Well Ryan what have you got to say to that?
Hey, I’m not Ryan…but I will say, bodygaurd is a wannabe. Aren’t you love. Are you disappointed because you’re trying to live vicariously through Ryan… I think so. Loser. Nobody ‘knows’ you… don’t worry about it chump. Nobody wants to either. You want him to have some fun like you do… paying for pussy?
I know you love the lady boys …but come on bitch… paying for it is a shame. You’re a shame. Nobody knows you, you’re a foolish idiot. Keep paying for your pussy. Join the pathetic threads and leave this one alone. You aren’t a man. Join the ranks…
While I perhaps would not have phrased it this way, I definitely agree with Molotov’s sentiment.[/quote]
Cosign
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Interesting little blog but does anyone notice the complete lack of sex and shenanigans in this sin city?
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I’m not going to pay for sex, let alone when theres a good chance “she” at one point had a dick. I’m also not so fond on getting the clap, either. When you see the dirty old fuck’s who live here, all walking around with a 20 year old Thai woman on their arms, you’ll also think twice about the triple if not quadruple digit number of cocks that have been in her.
And what kind of “shenanigans” are you hoping to hear about?
There are just as many reasons to not be a complete ass around here as there is to be. A couple of years ago, one of the interns was walking home alone at night, drunk, and a Thai guy ripped his necklace off. Intern then flipped him off and demanded it back. The Thai guy swung a machete at his head. He ended up getting his arm up in time, but is still in physical therapy for it and is going to have permanent nerve damage.
A couple of weeks ago we were all hanging out at an open air bar, when a guy from the next bar over stumbles out and faceplants on his motorcycle. (Not a moped, a full size 1000cc bike). He’s laying on the bike, which is knocked over on the ground. A minute later he gets up and manages to upright the bike, same thing happens, except to the other side while he’s trying to start it.
It was then the police came, and basically said “Here’s how you start it,” placed him on the bike, and sent him off. The fucking police.
While we’re on the subject, the whole place is corrupt as fuck and if any sort of confrontation occurs, the Thai guy gets off with a pat on the back, and you go to jail, if the other dozen Thai guys who are going to jump in dont kill you first.
Fuck off. Don’t talk to me about being a T-man. Part of being a T-man is using your fucking brain, too. Weighing the risk vs. reward for getting an STD for the rest of your life, or getting off with a Thai hooker. I’m fucking 19, I have the rest of my life to fuck girls. I wont if I’ve got AIDS.
Feel free to stop reading, dickfor.
If your proverbial sister wasnt sucking half a dozen dicks that belong to 70 year old men a day, I’d probably think about dating her. But then again, she might be one of those candidates as well.
You clearly havent got a clue about how much studying and preparation it takes to pass the instructor exam. There is a fucking encyclopedia which includes physics, physiology, decompression theory, the ocean planet, among other things. The instructor manual is about three inches thick worth of shit to know. You need to learn about saving people’s fucking lives if something goes wrong.
It’s a lot of shit to know. It takes quite a bit to learn all of it.
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Anyway, congrats for running away from school, following your heart, bla bla bla, but have some fun will ya? And post about it.[/quote]
Oh piss off. How the fuck do you figure I’m not having fun? Because I’m not fucking Thai hookers? I’m hanging out with a bunch of awesome people everyday. I’m “working” in a fucking bathing suit.
Sure, we all go out, get really fucked up, stare at titties all night, but not everyone feels the need to pay for sex. Especially when you wake up the next morning and realize the chick you just fucked has a dick hanging between her knees.
Next time you tell someone how tolive their life, think twice. You come off as a fucking twat.
If you want good stories, make them happen for yourself, stop living vicariously. What have you done with your life thats so spectacular? Start a thread, lets hear it.
Fucking cunt.