Russian Spies... What is This, 1960?

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Not from the states, and well never got into any of this…what are they exactly spying about?

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[quote]rasturai wrote:
Not from the states, and well never got into any of this…what are they exactly spying about?[/quote]
They’re trying to find out if Barack Obama’s battery needs changing because their diagnostic monitor stopped transmitting and they don’t want to risk a breech of executive security unnecessarily. Our clandestine operators have discovered that the latest Russian remote probes are quite portable and good for 300 meters now.

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[quote]Tiribulus wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:
Not from the states, and well never got into any of this…what are they exactly spying about?[/quote]
They’re trying to find out if Barack Obama’s battery needs changing because their diagnostic monitor stopped transmitting and they don’t want to risk a breech of executive security unnecessarily. Our clandestine operators have discovered that the latest Russian remote probes are quite portable and good for 300 meters now.[/quote]

Hopefully that was an annal probe.

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Updates on the story. Apparently there’s a huge conspiracy network of spies… not gonna lie, I now trust Russians in the Jersey area (of which there are many) even less haha.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime_courts/070110_Feds_found_80000_in_cash_in_accused_Montclair_spies_safe_deposit_box.html

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Tiribulus wrote:

[quote]rasturai wrote:
Not from the states, and well never got into any of this…what are they exactly spying about?[/quote]
They’re trying to find out if Barack Obama’s battery needs changing because their diagnostic monitor stopped transmitting and they don’t want to risk a breech of executive security unnecessarily. Our clandestine operators have discovered that the latest Russian remote probes are quite portable and good for 300 meters now.[/quote]

Hopefully that was an annal probe.[/quote]
I hope not. I’d hate to see FightingIrish lose an eye.

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man that shit sounds awesome haha i wish i could be a spy and create mass conspiracies

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and here is another:

like it was released on cue.

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[quote]Gkhan wrote:
and here is another:

like it was released on cue.
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…or this one, from decades past:

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[quote]DrSkeptix wrote:

…or this one, from decades past:

I read the synopysis of this book, Dr., and what is interesting is the North Koreans used to kidnap Japanese citizens for this very purpose.

So, instead of MIAs and KGB, it was NK and Japanese.