Granted, He ruined your wish immediately, but CainMarko was really, really backing you up…onto his cock.
I wish I could beat the living shit out of a grown male chimp and show it who’s boss, esoecially the psycho ones that chewed the faces and muscle tissue off of people, which would make me a hero to chimp kind and make all chimps my loyal foot soldiers.
Granted. But then they turn on you and chew off your face too, after slowly chewing off your cock and keeping you conscious to watch while taking dozens of hot steamers on your forehead.
I wish i literally had a canon for an arm. They’d send me to Iraq, but it’d be worth it.
[quote]VonStinkle wrote:
Granted. But then they turn on you and chew off your face too, after slowly chewing off your cock and keeping you conscious to watch while taking dozens of hot steamers on your forehead.
I wish i literally had a canon for an arm. They’d send me to Iraq, but it’d be worth it.[/quote]
Granted. Unfortunately, its a cannon that can only shoot steamers at the rate of 1 steamer/minute with a velocity of 0.5 meters/second…Hey - it’s not completely usless
I wish that my steamers smelled of roses.
Granted, but they attract bees. And you have chronic diarrhea, so the bees are always chasing you. The only upside is that you now have plenty of honey for your morning stomach soothing tea.
I wish I had the ability to read women’s minds, like in that dumb Mel Gibson movie. That would be cool.
Granted, You can read women’s minds. They’re constantly thinking “gee, I’m getting a weird vibe from that guy. He is unworthy of fertilizing me with his seed.” so you get all neurotic and weird and end up shooting up an aerobics class (too soon?)
I wish all the crazy supplements that promise to make you gain muscle and lose fat while you sleep and eat hostess pies all day actually worked.
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
Granted, You can read women’s minds. They’re constantly thinking “gee, I’m getting a weird vibe from that guy. He is unworthy of fertilizing me with his seed.” so you get all neurotic and weird and end up shooting up an aerobics class (too soon?)
I wish all the crazy supplements that promise to make you gain muscle and lose fat while you sleep and eat hostess pies all day actually worked.
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Granted, but those supplements also make your steamers so horrendous that every time you take a dump, the area has to be quarantined and becomes classified as a level 5 biohazard. Everything within a mile radius dies, and nothing grows again for the next 1000 years.
I wish that my truck could parallel park itself.
Granted, but a morbidly obese black man diareahs all over your truck and your truck smells like rotten KFC and tainted grape drank.
I wish auchvitz was free of mein kampf